tomorrow,” Miss Cranberry said.
“Show up dressed for work,” a man’s voice called out. “Not that outfit. The one we discussed, yes?”
There seemed to be some professional standards, Helen thought, and her dying hopes fluttered a little.
The man who came into the waiting room had luxuriant hair everywhere but on his head. He had little patches of hair on his fingers, little bushes in his nostrils and ears, a dark pelt on his arms and a thick curly black mat on his chest. Gold chains were tangled in his chest hair, and Helen wondered if he’d have to cut them out. But by the time the hair finally made it to his scalp, it was thin and straggly. It seemed exhausted.
The hairy man did not introduce himself. He lumbered back into his office like a bear into a cave and sat down behind a card table piled with papers and Manila folders.
“Come in, come in,” he said. “Glad you could make it. Take a seat, yes? Take a load off those pretty feet. Nice heels. You can wear those to work, yes?” He had some kind of accent, but Helen couldn’t place it. Latin? Latvian? Russian?
“What kind of work is it?” Helen asked, sliding into another lawn chair.
“Food service, like the ad says,” the hairy man said, hands drumming on the paper pile.
“What kind of food?” Helen said. Why am I interviewing him? she wondered. Was he testing her people skills?
“Hot dogs,” he said. “All-American, the hot dog, yes? You will serve them at lunch time under a big sun umbrella to hungry men. Good tippers. And we pay seven dollars an hour.”
That was the most she’d been offered all day. “Plus benefits?” Helen said, hopefully.
“Many benefits,” he said, smiling. He had another patch of hair under his lower lip. “Fresh air. Sunshine. You’ll meet many fine gentlemen.”
“Don’t women eat lunch, too?” she said.
“Some,” he said, and shrugged.
“And it’s on the beach?”
“On a roadside, but like a beach,” he said. “We will take you and the food cart there in the morning and pick you up in the afternoon. Now take off your blouse, please, so I can see if you are qualified for the job.”
Helen was sure she’d heard him wrong. “Your blouse,” he repeated, pointing a hairy finger at her chest. “You will unbutton now, please?”
Helen picked up her purse and stood up. “I’m at a loss to see what removing my blouse has to do with a food service job. I am terminating this interview.”
“Do not be angry, dear lady. You seem to have a nice shape, but I need to see how you would look in a bikini. That will be your job uniform, yes?”
“No!” Helen said.
Searing anger fueled her long walk home. Food service. Fresh air. Beach-like atmosphere. Horseradish! She was supposed to wear a bikini and sell hot dogs with mustard and double entendres. She’d seen those pathetic women on god-forsaken South Florida roads, surrounded by a pack of slavering men. She’d be leered at by truckers and tormented by bugs. How could she let this happen? She’d been a woman with a silver Lexus and a closet full of power suits. Now she was being asked to peddle hot dogs half naked.
She had wasted her time and her day off getting nowhere looking for nowhere jobs. She would have to go back to work for a crook. Helen would never get free of Juliana’s.
Chapter 9
Helen put on her St. John knit like she was strapping on body armor. It had cost her two thousand dollars six years ago, and it was still her best-looking suit. Now she wore it like a shield. If Helen looked rich and secure, nothing bad could happen to her.
She was going to work at a shop with deep carpets, soft music, and fresh flowers, but she felt as jumpy as if she were hitchhiking through Skid Row with a suitcase stuffed with cash. The uncertainty was wearing her down. In the short time she’d worked at Juliana’s, she’d seen a drug deal, money skimming, and what might have been a murder for hire, except nobody was dead.
Helen dreaded another day alone with Christina. She knew there would be another surprise. But she didn’t expect it five minutes after she walked through the green door that Friday.
“Meet your replacement,” Christina said. “I’m leaving for vacation after work tomorrow, and you will be in charge of the store. Guess who’s going to work with you?”
It was Tara, the cute Asian customer with the crude boyfriend. Tara looked adorable in a blue scoop-neck top with white lace insets down the sleeves, and Brazilian lowrise jeans so lowcut they looked like bikini bottoms with legs.
“I thought it would be fun for a few days,” Tara said, flipping her long black hair back from her face. “I know the clothes and the customers. Christina gave me a terrific discount.”
Helen couldn’t even afford the discount, much less the clothes.
“Paulie loves that discount part,” Tara said. She giggled and flipped her long hair to the other shoulder. “He doesn’t mind me working for a little while. It’s like a vacation.”
Some vacation, Helen thought. She eyed Tara’s high-heeled sandals. Wait till Tara’s little feet started hurting in those shoes.
“I’m doing it under one condition, Christina,” Tara said, flipping her hair in the other direction. “You have to find me a maid as reliable as the one you got for Brittney. You know where to get the best. Brittney raves about Maria.”
Good lord, thought Helen, another role for Christina: domestic service bureau.
“Do you mind a Haitian?” Christina said. “What about someone who doesn’t speak English?”
“I don’t care what they speak as long as they scrub my floors,” Tara said. “Brittney has a real gem. She pays Maria almost nothing but room and board. The woman is practically a slave.” Tara seemed happy to be a slave holder.
“I’ll have one for you when I get back from vacation,” Christina said. “But we have work to do now. I have two days to train you, Tara, and show Helen her new duties. Then I’m gone until next Friday.”
Helen didn’t know and did not care why Christina was taking a sudden unscheduled vacation. Christina did not say where she was going, and Helen didn’t ask. She wanted that woman out of her sight. Maybe then Helen could figure out what to do about her crooked, drug-dealing boss. Even better, maybe she could land another job.
There were so many new things to learn that Helen did not have time to think, and that was good, too. The day passed in a blur. Christina showed Helen and Tara how to lock up and set the alarm. Helen learned what to do with the invoices and new shipments. Tara learned to size and fold stock and ring up sales. She cheerfully absorbed her new duties and seemed to find them interesting. Tara clearly loved clothes, enjoyed their colors and textures, and had a good eye for accessories.
Helen and Tara both learned to close out the register. They even had the combination to the store’s safe. “There’s only two of you. I’ll just have to trust you,” Christina said. “If you steal anything, I’ll track you down and kill you.” She laughed wickedly.
These new tasks were harder to learn because Christina could not keep her mind on her work. She kept leaving out steps when she explained a complicated procedure on the cash register.
“No, wait, you hit this button first,” she told Helen. The cash register made a rude grinding sound, and the drawer refused to open for the third time.
“Damn. I’ve messed it up again,” Christina said. “I can’t concentrate. I see Doctor Mariposa tonight. I’m getting my wrinkles injected with biopolymer. It’s all I can think about.”
“Maybe if you wrote the steps down,” Helen said.
That worked. Christina wrote out the instructions and taped them to the register. “That’s all you need,” she
