“Arrested? No. He should be. I told you, he a bailiff boy.”
“I don’t know what that is,” Helen said.
Taniqua opened a pack of Famous Amos chocolate-chip cookies. “Want one?”
Helen shook her head. She’d already decimated a drawer full of salt-and-vinegar chips.
“Aren’t you lucky?” Taniqua said. “Ask Marina. She knows.” Marina made a face but kept talking on the phone.
“That’s why her baby boy Ramon be crawling on this nasty floor. Cause his worthless daddy a bailiff boy.”
Taniqua somehow managed to get down on all fours in her tight black chiffon dress. She gave the little boy a cookie.
“Cookie!” Ramon said happily and smashed it into his truck. Helen wanted to smash something, too. How much longer was Taniqua going to stall?
She ate another cookie, then said, “A bailiff boy cheats his family. When a bad man gets a divorce, he don’t care no more about his wife and family. He don’t want to give them no money, no matter how much he be making. He want it all for hisself. So he find hisself a lawyer who be as low as he is. Then he quits his job and works at a place like this. He don’t want no real money cause his wife and kids might get it. He flip burgers, wash dishes or sell septic-tank cleaner. He probably slip Vito money to give him this bad job.”
Helen thought Taniqua was right, although she couldn’t say anything. Vito helped himself to a hunk of Helen’s bucks because she needed cash under the table.
“Then the bad man dress up real poor-like and tell the court he can’t afford to pay hardly no child support cause he lost his good job and he be working as a telemarketer.
The court send out a bailiff to his new job to check on him.
The bailiff see him working here, and then the bad man is gone. You never see that bailiff boy here again.”
“But what happens to his good job?”
“He go right back to it. Plenty of bad men out there, helping other bad men. Bad women, too, hurting their sisters. His poor wife have to go back to court to get more money out of that lying cheat, and it cost her more lawyer bills. She got kids to feed and put through school. She can’t afford to chase the bad man around the court. Most of these men get away with it.
“I warned you. You caught yourself a bailiff boy.”
Taniqua’s even white teeth cut a cookie viciously in two.
Pieces of Jack’s conversation came floating back to Helen. Jack took her to the dazzling Pier Top Lounge overlooking Lauderdale and said, “Helen, I promise you, the telemarketing is only temporary. I’ll be back on top of the world soon and you’ll be with me.”
Jack was curiously unworried about paying for their Delano lunch.
Jack talked oddly about his children. “It’s like they aren’t even my kids anymore.” Jack hadn’t used their names. They were no longer people to him.
Helen looked toward the dirty boiler-room door. The man in the brown uniform was gone. Jack was bouncing back down the aisle to his seat with a big grin on his face. Taniqua gave him a look that should have turned Jack’s black hair snow white. She pointedly turned her back on him and picked up her phone.
“What’s her problem?” Jack said.
“Is it true?” Helen said. “Are you working this job to cheat your family out of child support?”
“My wife turned the boys against me,” Jack said. “Why should I bust my butt for them?”
Helen felt sick. How could she have thought this worm was attractive?
Jack gave her a grin that showed too many teeth. “Hey, the law favors the mother. It isn’t fair. She doesn’t have to account to me how she spends my money. She could spend it on studs for all I know.”
“You scumbag,” Helen said. “You’re going to deprive your own children so you can lunch at the Delano.”
“Relax, babe. Those boys are spoiled rotten. It’s good if they don’t get everything they whine for. They may have to get a summer job or something. It will make men out of them.”
Helen’s rage flared up like a red geyser. She slapped Jack across the face so hard her hand stung. “Nothing,” she said, “will make a man out of you.”
When her rage cleared, she saw Jack rubbing his cheek.
Taniqua was laughing and clapping her hands. Vito came out of his office and said, “Hey, Helen, what’s the matter? You on the rag or something?”
“I’m sick,” she said. “I’m leaving now. I won’t be in tonight.”
It was three minutes to one. She clocked out early and stomped up Las Olas, cursing Jack and her own gullibility.
The rat. The black-hearted, black-haired creep. Cheating his own children. How low could a man go?
She noticed something wet on her cheeks. Tears? It couldn’t be. She was not going to cry over Jack. He wasn’t worth it. She stopped in front of a shop window to check for runny mascara. It was a shoe store, featuring a clever display of red high heels.
Red heels. She still had the red heel she found in Hank Asporth’s house. It was in her purse. She stopped at a pay phone to call Savannah and told her about her date with Joey the Model.
“I found this shoe tossed in a closet. It’s a cherry-red spike heel. Size six with a scalloped edge and a scuff on the toe colored in with red ink.”
“That’s it,” Savannah said. “My sister used that ink trick ever since she saw the Julia Roberts’ movie
Drove me crazy. Laredo would borrow my good shoes and scuff them up. She was too lazy to polish them. I used to yell at her all the time. Guess I won’t have that problem any more.”
There was a sad silence.
“Laredo loved those red shoes,” Savannah said. “She would never have left that shoe behind at Hank’s house. It won’t convince the police, but I know she was there. It’s time to get in touch with that Kristi person. What are you doing this afternoon?”
“Looks like I’m tormenting Kristi.”
“I can’t get away until about three. I’ll pick you up at your place.”
The call to Savannah cured Helen of any lingering grief about Jack Lace. Savannah had real problems. Helen did not.
She was lucky. She hadn’t dated Jack. She hadn’t slept with him. He wouldn’t be back to the boiler room. What was the big deal?
I was a fool once again, she thought. Why am I such a bad judge of men? Is that all that’s out there?
There’s Phil. Your next-door neighbor who looks like a rock star, a small voice whispered. She tried to ignore it.
It was one thirty when she reached the Coronado. Cal, Fred and Ethel were having another slamfest by the pool.
Helen caught the words, “We would have never been allowed...”
Helen waved at them, then knocked quickly on Margery’s door before they could trap her in a conversation. It was a fine day, a sunshiny seventy-two degrees. Her landlady was sitting in her kitchen with the blinds pulled, avoiding the dreary threesome by the pool.
“You want a bologna sandwich with ketchup? It’s all I’ve got in the house,” Margery said.
Helen thought of her lost lunch at the Delano, the exquisite plates, the fine wine. “Sure. But no whole-wheat bread.
Bologna has to be served on white pillow bread.”
“Coming up, Julia Child,” Margery said. “You want salt-and-vinegar chips with that?”
“Why not?” Helen said. Why worry about love handles when she had no lover?
The bologna on pillow bread with Heinz ketchup was wonderful. It’s your childhood on a plate, Helen thought.
Maybe the Delano should add it to the menu. Nah, they’d ruin it by making the chips out of sweet potatoes or something.
“I met Phil last night,” Helen said, taking another bite of her sandwich. “You knew he was no pothead, didn’t
