enjoyed ordering around the pompous Brendan.
“I don’t see—” Brendan started to say.
“I know you don’t see,” she said. “You also didn’t see anything wrong with moving the body and disturbing the crime scene, although you are an attorney and an officer of the court. You do realize that has complicated the case, sir? It’s going to take longer now to find the killer. It makes you look suspect.”
Smith sounded sad rather than angry, as if Brendan was one more burden she had to bear.
Brendan started blustering. “Young woman, are you accusing me of murder? I demand to see my attorney.”
“I’m stating a fact. We cannot have any more people contaminating this crime scene.”
“What crime scene?” Brendan said. “The room is roped off and we’re standing in the hall.”
“This whole building is a crime scene and you will be removed from it as soon as possible. Now take off your shoes and you can see your attorney.”
Brendan leaned against the wall and reluctantly removed his perfectly polished shoes. He had a small hole in his black sock. Maybe that’s why he’d fought so hard to keep his shoes on, Helen thought.
At first the bridesmaids were happy to take off their high heels. They wiggled their red, tortured toes. Then airhead Amy said, “When do we get our shoes back?”
“When we don’t need them anymore,” said a tech crawling around on the floor near the bride’s room door.
“When’s that?” Amy said.
“Depends,” he said. “Could be hours. Could be years.”
“Those shoes are Jimmy Choos!” Amy cried. “Do you know what they cost?”
“I know my wife can’t afford them,” the tech said.
Even Amy had enough sense to shut up. Helen wondered if any of the men were renting the shoes with their formal wear. They could run up a colossal bill if this was a long investigation. Her own shoes were so old, she didn’t care if she ever got them back.
Helen had been frightened when the police first arrived. When she saw Detective Smith take on the bully Brendan, her fear turned to respect. She didn’t think Smith would railroad her just to make an arrest.
Now Helen was fascinated. She loved crime shows like
The ESDL was about the size of a shoe box. The techs explained that the film would be electrostatically charged. Dust particles would be attracted to the film. They would pick up shoe prints and other evidence in the dust.
Helen wondered if the ESDL would pick up anything useful. The floor had been trampled like the Kansas prairie in a cattle drive.
The wedding party surrendered their shoes. Each pair was marked, tagged, and bagged. Then Detective Smith said, “Now, if you will accompany Officer Fernandez to the church school building.”
“Is that absolutely necessary?” Brendan said. “Can’t you take our statements here?”
“As I said before, this is a crime scene,” Detective Smith said. “It’s been contaminated enough already.”
Brendan heard the rebuke.
But it was a good question, Helen thought. That high-priced herd of lawyers wasn’t going to let anyone say anything. Maybe the cops enjoyed running up a big legal bill for the rich jerk Brendan.
The wedding party walked in a barefoot procession across the parking lot. In their formal dress, Helen thought they looked like that old Beatles album,
Helen followed in their wake, the only servant. The police had taken the phone numbers and addresses of the wedding planner, hairstylists, and makeup artists, then let them go home. They would be interviewed later. But Helen had discovered the body. She was a major witness.
The wedding party and Helen were put into the honeycomb of church classrooms and offices, one person to a room. A uniformed police officer patrolled the hall like a school monitor.
She heard weeping but couldn’t tell who it was.
Helen wound up in a Sunday school classroom with tiny chairs. Even the teacher seemed to be a midget. Helen tried to sit in a pint-sized chair, but her knees were under her chin. She felt huge and misshapen.
She stretched, stood up, and walked around the room. The blackboard was surrounded by children’s drawings of Noah’s ark. Two by two. That was what started the trouble—all those mismatched couples: Brendan and Kiki. Kiki and Rod. Kiki and Jason. Desiree and Luke.
The blackboard’s emptiness was tempting. Helen wrote the suspects’ names on it. There were a lot of them. Enough, she hoped, to keep the cops interested in someone besides herself. Then she added four lines that looked almost like poetry:
The bride got a fortune.
The ex saved his fortune.
The best man saved his theater.
The boy-toy chauffeur became a millionaire, and the
groom became a rich kept man.
It looked like everyone had a good reason for wanting Kiki dead. The only one who lost out was Jason. Whatever his motive for cozying up to Kiki last night, it was too soon for him to reap any benefits.
She wondered if writing down the names looked suspicious. She erased the blackboard.
Pace. Pace. Pace. Helen tried to stay calm. She had a bad moment when she was fingerprinted in a room down the hall. Airhead Amy came out of the room as Helen went in.
“They put black stuff on my fingers.” Amy dabbed at them with a lace handkerchief.
“At least it matches your dress,” Helen said.
The tech explained he needed Helen’s fingerprints for elimination purposes, since she’d grabbed the closet door handle.
I have nothing to fear, Helen told herself. My prints aren’t on file in St. Louis. She’d never been booked for the assault on her ex-husband, Rob. I’m nobody. There’s no way they’ll find out I’m wanted by the court in St. Louis.
She wanted to believe that. But she’d also believed Rob would love her forever and they would live happily ever after.
Back in the classroom with the pint-sized chairs, Helen paced and looked at the Jesus Loves Me posters. The cathedral believed in a blond country-club Christ, even though there were few natural blonds in the Middle East. If the real Jesus appeared, would they hand him a mop and make him clean the johns?
The sun was in a late-afternoon slant when Helen finally met the two Sunnysea homicide detectives. They were in the minister’s office, a gloomy room full of guilt and power. The dark furniture was designed to overwhelm. Helen wondered how many major donors wrote checks just to get out of there.
Detective Bill McIntyre had the pumped-up body she saw in lots of younger cops. His thick neck and puffed pecs were muscular, but the effect was oddly soft. His dark mustache looked like a woolly bear caterpillar. Helen’s grandmother could predict cold weather by the woolly bears. It’s going to be a bad winter, Helen thought.
Detective Janet Smith was the scary one. Helen had seen her confront Brendan. She was a thin blonde with a long crooked nose and hard brown eyes. She had yellow nicotine stains on her fingers and no wedding ring.
Smith’s hair was sensibly short. Her dark pantsuit was professional but not stylish. Her black lace-up shoes would not come off if she chased a suspect. If I tried to bolt, Helen thought, she’d run me down.
Detectives Smith and McIntyre asked her a million questions, mostly about the room.
