“Penny!” Brendan sputtered like an overflowing radiator. “You’re bankrupting me with this goddamn wedding.”
Helen couldn’t stand there, listening to them fight. She shook the bagged dresses until they rustled like sacks of autumn leaves. Brendan broke off abruptly and left.
Kiki said, “Oh, girl.”
“My name is Helen.”
“Whatever your name is, I won’t have you sneaking around, listening at doors.”
“There isn’t any door,” Helen said. “This is a public stairwell.”
Kiki’s eyes narrowed. “Listen here, you little c—”
Helen put up with a lot, but there were limits. “Don’t you dare use that word.”
“Don’t you dare talk back to me,” Kiki said. “I’ll buy that store, just to have you fired.”
Helen shrugged. “If you want to spend a million bucks to get rid of a salesclerk, be my guest.”
Kiki pointed a long gold fingernail dangerously close to Helen’s eye. “And then I’ll make sure you never work in South Florida again.” She whirled off in a flurry of gauzy gold skirts, like a brilliant dragon.
“I hate rich people,” Helen muttered when Kiki was gone. “Worthless, useless bloodsuckers.”
Helen heard a soft cough and realized she wasn’t alone. Jeff the wedding planner was on the steps. Four frightened bridesmaids peered over his shoulder. Helen wondered how much they’d heard.
“Can I help you carry those dresses upstairs?” Jeff said.
“No, thanks. I’m fine,” Helen said.
“Okay,
Helen delivered the dresses upstairs, then paused to watch the rehearsal. As her mother’s behavior grew more flamboyant, Desiree seemed to wall herself away in a stricken silence. Desiree sleepwalked down the aisle wearing Jeff’s “training train”—yards of white muslin tied around her waist to give her the feel of a cathedral-length train. Her movements were perfect, but lifeless.
The only person Desiree talked to was the large young woman whose yellow outfit flapped like a bedsheet on a clothesline. Helen guessed she was Emily, the bride’s only friend. The bridesmaids snickered and talked behind their French-manicured fingers whenever Emily appeared.
The handpicked blond bridesmaids and professionally handsome groomsmen moved as smoothly as if they were on rollers. Even the ring bearer and flower girls were model children. Jeff scampered about, saying, “All right,
Helen went back to the van and piled the last two bridesmaid dresses on top of the Hapsburg princess gown. Halfway up the steps, she felt a seismic shift in the slippery fabric. The princess gown started sliding out of the plastic cover. She should have put it in a zippered bag.
“Shit!” Helen said as the dress skittered out of the bag. She made an awkward grab and scratched her arm on the gown’s crystal beading. Blood droplets welled up on her skin. Oh, no. She couldn’t afford to bleed on this dress.
“Are you okay?” Desiree stood in the stairwell.
“I’m trying not to bleed on your dress,” Helen said.
“I hate it. I’ll give you fifty dollars to ruin it.”
“Sorry,” Helen said, “but I’d lose my job.” Unless I’ve already lost it.
Desiree sighed.
“Why aren’t you at the rehearsal?” Helen said.
“Jeff’s working out the bridesmaids’ processional. I’m not needed. I don’t think I’m needed for this whole ceremony.”
Helen felt a stab of pity for the forlorn little woman.
“There you are. Where have you been?” It was Luke, looking fetchingly worried. Was he afraid his meal ticket was having second thoughts?
“My awful dress scratched her arm,” Desiree said. “I’m trying to get her to bleed on it. I hate that dress. It makes me look dumpy.”
“Desiree, you’re beautiful no matter what you wear. Come.” Luke was such a good actor, Helen almost believed him. He smiled and held out his hand. After a slight pause, Desiree took it.
The pair left Helen to struggle up the stairs alone with the three dresses. She was puffing by the time she made it to the top. She shoved the bridesmaid dresses into a closet, then examined the heavy Hapsburg princess gown. It was an ugly, unlucky dress, covered in crystal beads by wage slaves for the captive daughter of the rich.
Helen saw a tiny discoloration on the skirt that could have been blood. She put a little spot cleaner on a Q-tip, and dabbed at it until the mark disappeared.
Helen was not sure if this church answered the brides’ spiritual needs, but it understood their worldly ones. The bride’s room had long, lighted dressing tables, bales of Kleenex for wedding tears, comfortable couches, and acres of closets. There was enough moisturizer, nail polish, cotton balls, and Band-Aids to stock a drugstore. A cup held every kind of scissors, from nail cutters to pinking shears.
Helen hung the wedding gown next to the bridesmaid dresses. She had one more dress to carry upstairs. She wearily wrestled the rose gown up the narrow stairs, cursing the springy hoop all the way. At least she didn’t meet anyone on the steps.
The scratch on her arm had opened again, and blood dripped on the hall tile. Helen hoped she didn’t get anything on the rose dress. She searched the skirt for blood spots. She didn’t see anything, but it was hard to tell with the dark red taffeta.
To hell with it. Helen pushed the rose gown into the closet with the cobweb dress. Jeff, the wedding planner, ran into the room, looking anxious. “Helen, Kiki wants to go. She says you’re holding her up.”
“Believe me, I want out of here, too.” Helen ran down the stairs. Kiki stood at the door like a jailer, jangling the keys to the church. As soon as Helen was outside Kiki locked the huge doors.
“Uh, Kiki, I need the check for Millicent,” Helen said.
Kiki held up her tiny gold evening purse and walked over to her car. “No room for a checkbook in here.” She slid into the waiting Rolls. The door shut with an insolent clunk.
Helen didn’t look forward to calling her boss with this news. She walked slowly to a pay phone.
Millicent’s fury nearly melted the phone. “Helen, go back, get those dresses, and put them in the shop van.”
“Kiki locked up the church, Millicent. I can’t get back in.”
“Then go home, Helen. I have her cell phone number. We’re going to have a little talk. If I don’t get a satisfactory answer, I’ll go to the rehearsal dinner. She’d better pay me, or I’ll rip those dresses right off her bridesmaids’ backs. That chinless wonder of a daughter will be walking down the aisle stark naked. Kiki’s not pulling her tricks on me. I need that money.”
It was after ten when Helen parked the shop van in the Coronado lot. She would have to leave again at six a.m.—unless Kiki called Millicent and had her fired. Helen didn’t much care.
Thumbs met her at the door with his starving cat routine.
“You’re a lying feline,” Helen said, scratching his ears. “I left you plenty to eat.”
But she put out a scoop of canned food, a rich cat pate. Thumbs ate it greedily. Helen wished she could like anything in a can that much.
There was a knock on her door. She peeked out the peephole and saw Phil with a rose in one hand and a paper bag in the other. Her heart melted.
“Presents for you and Mr. Thumbs,” he said.
“I love roses,” she said, but Kiki’s nasty remark about shopgirls stuck in her mind like a thorn. How could Desiree live with those petty insults year after year?
“The present for Thumbs is from Margery, but she didn’t want to give it to you directly because of the no-pets policy. I’m the delivery boy.”
The sedentary house cat leaped on the bag like a starving lion on an antelope.
