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When Moe’s .357 went off accidentally, exploding so close to Bern’s ear that it caused his legs to buckle, a lot of things happened at once: Bern collapsed, screaming that he’d been shot. Moe backpedaled toward his truck, fearing that it was true, but also fearing that his boss might not die. And the Cuban, who actually had been shot, managed to get to his feet and stumble into the mangrove swamp.

They found a grapefruit-sized splash of blood where the man had been standing, then a blood trail. Bern and Moe had searched until 3 A.M., looking for the wounded Cuban. They didn’t know where he’d been shot, or how seriously he’d been wounded, but he had enough life left to evade them.

As a preemptive measure, Bern telephoned the police and gave them an edited version of what had happened: They’d surprised Javier Castillo, who was attempting to steal a boat from marina property. Moe was carrying a gun because of the incident two days before. The lighting was poor, but Moe was certain the man was armed and he’d fired a warning shot. That’s all. A warning shot and the Cuban had fled.

The cops kept them up until 5 A.M., taking their statements, the blood trail erased by bulldozer tracks before they arrived.

For all Bern knew, Javier Castillo was at the sheriff’s office right now, a bandage around his arm, telling them about the dead girl in the fifty-gallon drum, available for viewing at Indian Harbor Marina.

Another preemptive measure: Bern told the deputies several times that the Cuban had acted crazy, hoping to sabotage his credibility. Coming to the marina with a gun—wasn’t that evidence enough? Also, the Cuban had started the marina’s bulldozer for some reason. Why?

Down the road, Bern might help the cops guess that the Cuban was using the dozer to bury a dead girl’s body.

God Almighty, he’d give anything to be back selling Eldorados.

Sitting at the computer, Bern watched Moe swing down out of his truck. As he waited for the door to open, he reached into his grandfather’s briefcase, removed the Luger, and placed it at his right, on the desk.

There was no telling what terrible dark cloud the redneck was dragging behind him this time.

M oe had a newspaper under his arm when he came into the office, saying, “Bern. Bern. You’re not gonna believe what’s happened.” The man sounded winded, he was so nervous. “The cops are outside right now. In police boats—”

That’s all he got out. Bern had stood as the man came into the room. Was waiting for him. As he said, “The cops are outside…,” Bern took a giant step, locked his hand under Moe’s neck and chin, lifted him off the floor, and slammed him against the office wall. Held him there at eye level, feeling sick inside. Trapped.

Bern’s voice was shaking as he said, “If the cops are here to arrest me, motherfucker, I’ll cross you off my list before they get the cuffs out.” He had the Luger. He touched it to the Hoosier’s ear.

Moe couldn’t respond because he couldn’t breathe, his face turning purple around his bulging eyes. List? What list was he talking about?

Moe was newly aware that when his boss used profanity, it signaled that he was in a crazed and dangerous mood. Which had been happening a lot lately. If Heller had it in him to murder a girl and bury her in a barrel of oil, he could kill a man—a terrifying scenario to contemplate, being stuffed into a fifty-gallon drum. Moe knew he had to do something fast before he blacked out.

He managed to get the newspaper in Bern’s face, and made a heronlike noise—Awk! Awk!— hoping the man would understand that Moe had information to share. It was good news, not bad.

Bern said, “Beg. Go ahead and beg. You think that bothers me?” Wanting to choke the life out of him.

A moment later, though, he said, “Cops? Why are they here?” as he lowered Moe to the floor, his eyes glassy, his voice a monotone, sounding like when you called a bank and got its automated phone system.

Oh yeah, this man was capable of stuffing him into a barrel of oil and burying him alive.

Moe gasped. “Everything’s okay. I’ve got great news!” Getting that out before he took a full breath, hoping to buy himself some time.

Bern waited.

“This was in the paper yesterday, but I missed it. Maybe you did, too. You’re not gonna believe how lucky we are.” He held the newspaper out.

Bern was thinking: In French Lick, you’d consider last night lucky? The town should be napalmed.

“Read this, boss. Talk about perfect timing.” Moe risked squatting to retrieve his straw hat. “And I’m saving the really good news for last.”

Bern used reading glasses. He placed the Luger on the desk and put on his glasses. As he did, Moe moved around the desk to the computer, creating some distance between them. Trying to act nonchalant, as if he didn’t care that the Luger was now within his reach.

If what the newspaper story said was true, Moe could shoot Bern and not spend a minute in jail. All he’d have to do is show cops the bruises on his neck from Bern’s fingers.

FLORIDA ENACTS TOUGH SELF-DEFENSE LAW

(Tallahassee) Yesterday, the Florida Legislature, in special session, enacted a tough and controversial self- defense law that allows citizens to use deadly force, on public or private property, as long as they believe they are in imminent mortal danger.

The new “Stand Your Ground Law” vastly broadens the criteria under which a potential victim may shoot and kill a perceived attacker. The victim need not be in his or her own home, and the attacker need not be armed.

Under the old law, a person who killed someone in their home must prove that they were in fear for their safety. The new law, however, is based on the presumption that anyone who illegally enters private property is intent on threatening the lives of the people within, and deadly force is justified.

Under the old law, if assaulted in a public place, a person must first attempt to “flee to safety,” and could use deadly force only if pursued by their attacker. The new law, however, accepts the legal premise that citizens have a right to “stand their ground” against a perceived attacker, no matter when or where, and deadly force is justified if the citizen feels in imminent danger.

Moe kept track of what his boss was doing. Used his peripheral vision to watch Bern standing there, the newspaper hiding his face—no telling how the man might react—while he sat at the computer, looking at the screen, seeing that Bern’s personal folder was open, a list of documents he’d saved there.

Some interesting ones:

How to Change Your Identity and Disappear Forever.

Costa Rica: The New Promised Land

Live Like a King in Old Mexico

Hmm. Looked like Bern was thinking about getting out of Dodge, the trauma of last night clearly affecting the man. Which would leave an executive position open in the family corporation—something Moe would discuss with his good friend Augie when Augie returned with the Viking.

Moe could empathize with Bern. On the way home, he’d pulled over to the ditch and vomited, thinking about the Cuban’s blood trail. He liked Javier. They’d drunk coffee together. Moe didn’t mean to shoot him; it had been accidental.

Moe had been a mess, but it had gotten worse when a drinking buddy of his called an hour ago and told him what the Marine Patrol had found floating only a hundred yards or so south of the marina docks. Moe had been reading the newspaper when he got the call. He’d just finished the story on the new Stand Your Ground Law, which had to be fate, because the timing was perfect, and it made him feel so much better.

Bern didn’t get the connection, though. He rattled the newspaper and folded it. “Why should I care about this? I thought you said you had good news.”

There was a document open on the computer. Looked like Bern had been copying and pasting fragments from sports articles, after having typed: “Dear Sir, Your All Time Greatest Team is missing a name.”