invented a breakfast you could sample all day long.
“But you treat purebred animals,” I argued. “Hence, you support breeding programs, too!”
I thought that was a pretty snappy comeback till Dr. David reminded me that he had taken an oath to help all animals.
“It’s not the fault of purebreds that they were created through human vanity and greed.”
Dr. David wore a yellow and white striped shirt that matched the paint job on his retrofitted Animal Ambulance. His name was stitched above one pocket; above the other was his mantra:
MAGNET SPRINGS VET CLINIC
YOUR PET’S A PERSON, TOO
MacArthur spoke for the first time since Dr. David had joined us at the Goh Cup counter. He reached past me to shake the vet’s hand.
“Thanks to you, Velcro has made an astonishing recovery. The wee guy’s joints are stronger, and he poops and whines little more than most dogs.”
Dr. David said, “Nature never intended the descendents of wolves to be the size of teacups. But I serve all creatures.”
“Even designer dogs,” I added, using the term I’d learned from Ramona Bowden.
The veterinarian’s blue-green eyes flared. “They may be the greatest victims of all. Proof that humans persist in trying to outsmart Nature!”
The sheen of sweat on his upper lip suggested it was time to change the topic. Fortunately, Peg Goh changed it for me. Our fearless, friendly mayor appeared on the other side of the counter with a fresh pot of coffee.
“Anyone want to try today’s brew? It’s a Sumatran blend.”
We shook our heads.
“How about a big cookie? I’ve got Cappuccino Chocolate Chunk and Pumpkin Butterscotch Caramel, baked here this morning.”
We murmured our regrets.
Peg let the smile slide off her plump face. Setting down the coffeepot, she said, “It sure is a good thing I added that tattoo parlor in back. I’m selling less than half the caffeine and cookies I sold three months ago. But everybody loves a brand-new tattoo. Did you see MacArthur’s?”
He displayed Avery’s snarl to everyone in the restaurant, which amounted to Dr. David and me.
“Brady’s a natural with a tattoo needle,” Peg said. “I told him he should forget about online grad school and build a career right here. He’ll perfect his style by the time the tourist trade picks up.”
“Where are all the tourists?” I said. “This is leaf-peeping season! People love to watch trees change color, especially with blue sky and blue water in the background.”
“Have you seen the price of gas lately?” Peg said. “Most people can’t afford the drive. They’re watching the trees on their own street.”
I couldn’t help but notice the new tattoo on Peg’s fleshy forearm. You gotta admire a sixty-some-year-old woman willing to do whatever it takes to save her business, even if it requires redesigning her own skin.
“Is that your… cat?” I asked, craning my neck to view the tat right-side up. Helpfully Peg rotated her arm.
“Oh my god!” I cried. “It’s Yoda!”
The heart-shaped head, oversized ears, and glinting green eyes were unmistakable.
She nodded happily. “I adopted the little bugger when Faye went off to school. First purebred pet I ever had. What a charmer.”
Before Dr. David could start in with another Fleggers lecture, I said, “Yoda? A charmer? He’s a Devon rex! They’re the flying squirrels of the feline world.”
Peg chuckled. “Yes, they are. I love the way he rides around on my shoulder.”
Apparently Peg was lonelier than I had realized.
Dr. David said, “All purebreds have problems. But since Fleggers snipped his manhood, Yoda has become a much better pet.”
I wanted to ask whether Mother Nature had enlisted Fleggers to go around removing testicles. But before I could, the front door opened, and we all turned to see who had come for coffee.
My office manager looked, if possible, even more wild-eyed than she had when I fled her presence. Tina’s frizzy hair formed a dull blonde halo around her blotched face. Despite a bad back, she managed her signature hop as she waved for my attention.
“You forgot your cell phone again!” she whined. “So I couldn’t call you. Jenx needs to see you right away. Something’s gone wrong at the dog show!”
“Incredible,” I said. “Abra isn’t even there yet.”
Then I had a horrifying thought and added, “Is she?”
“I don’t think so,” Tina replied. “Jenx said something about another shooting.”
MacArthur was on his feet before I was. He threw down enough cash to cover his sandwich and my soda three times over. Peg thanked him and wished me luck.
As we hustled toward the door, Dr. David called, “You’ll see me at the dog show, too, Whiskey! Deely and I are leading a protest!”
Jenx was waiting at the Magnet Springs Police Station, one block away. She showed no reaction when I arrived with a bodyguard.
“The shooter is now in Nappanee,” she said without preamble. “Ramona Bowden was grooming one of her dogs outside the exhibit hall when somebody took a shot at her.”
“Somebody shot at Ramona?” I asked. “I thought Susan was the target.”
“So did Susan,” Jenx said. “She phoned me as soon as it happened. She’s ready to hire a bodyguard. For herself and Ramona.”
“I’ve already volunteered my services,” MacArthur said, “to anyone who needs them.”
Jenx nodded. “Ramona wasn’t hurt, but she’s badly shaken. So’s Susan. I advised them to stay out of plain sight 'til they get a bodyguard.”
“I’m on my way,” MacArthur said.
Then he asked if I needed him to double as my driver. I wanted to say yes because having a driver is the most decadent of luxuries. But he added that he’d prefer to go separately in order to have more freedom of movement. Since I thoroughly enjoyed watching MacArthur’s free movements, who was I to argue?
Chapter Ten
As we left the police station, I commented to MacArthur that our shooter was a lousy shot.
“He’s tried three times and hasn’t winged anybody.”
“That’s because he’s not trying to shoot them.”
“Say what?”
“He’s sending a message, Whiskey.”
“What kind of message?”
MacArthur paused for dramatic effect, which wasn’t necessary. A man as tall and well built as he is just naturally takes center stage.
“That’s what I’m going to find out,” he said. “With a little help from my volunteer deputy. Chester told me you’re on the case.”
I knew that Jenx preferred Chester over me in matters of law enforcement. He was more eager to please and less likely to compromise a crime scene. Also, Chester could speak canine. You’d be surprised how handy a skill that is.
MacArthur urged me to leave as soon as possible, adding “Chester will have Abra ready to roll.”
His thick brogue sounded so enchanting that once again I wondered why nasty Avery Mattimoe got to live with a hunk like him. I had been jealous when she hooked up with her good-looking professor, too, before I realized he was a toad disguised as a prince. Maybe, as Avery had gleefully pointed out, I was doomed to lust after all her boyfriends.
