“We’d prefer discussing this matter this evening.”
“Sure you would,” says Kevin. “When my dad’s lawyer’s burned out after a three-hour drive.”
“Look, fellas,” says Big Paddy. “I’m not going anywhere. I’ve got a goddamn roller coaster to open tomorrow. I just buried my wife …” His voice catches. “I am not a flight risk.”
“Fine,” says Ceepak. “How early might you and your lawyer be available?”
“What time is the opening, Kev?”
“Ten.”
“Will eight work for you, Officer Ceepak?” asks Mr. O’Malley, turning on his Irish charm.
“Seven is better.”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,” he grumbles. “We’ll bring the goddamn donuts. Come on, Dominic. Drive me home. This has been one helluva lousy day.”
20
“I wonder if the personal trainer lawyered up, too,” I say as we cruise back toward the house.
“It would be his right, Danny, and, even when innocent, an advisable move.”
Ceepak. The guy not only plays by the rules, he thinks they’re there for a reason besides making me wake up way too early on a Saturday morning.
“Before we talk to Mr. Charzuk,” says Ceepak, “let’s swing by Tangerine Street. See if the residents of number one are home tonight.”
I’m at the wheel, so I keep us headed south on Beach Lane when we hit Cherry, the street where the municipal buildings and stationhouse are all clustered together. We roll through a forest of alphabetical tree- named streets and come to the corner of Tangerine.
The lights are not on in number one.
“Let’s go knock on the door,” says Ceepak.
Sure. Maybe they go to bed early. Like right after watching Jeopardy at seven P.M.
We head up the steps to the porch.
“The statues are gone,” I mumble.
Ceepak pulls the Maglite off his utility belt, flicks it on. Swings the beam across the shrubbery clumped around the small landing. Guess he’s looking for tiny footprints. Maybe the gnomes all magically came to life last night and scurried away.
There’s a burst of static on my radio.
“This is Diego for Ceepak and Boyle,” comes a crackle out of the speaker.
I tug the thing off my belt.
“This is Boyle. Go ahead.”
“Hey, Danny. Found what you guys were looking for. That house on Tangerine? Number one, right?”
“Right.”
“Okay, it’s owned by a corporation called Stromboli Enterprises.”
“You’re kidding me, right? Stromboli?”
“Hang on. Let’s put a smile on that face.”
She’s quoting
“There’s more. This is why it took me, like, longer than five seconds to do a real estate title search. I had to dig through a sack of S-Corp crap to find some names. Here we go: Bruno Mazzilli is the CEO of Stromboli. Keith Barent Johnson is the chief operating officer. Hey, doesn’t Mazzilli, like, own all the boardwalks?”
“Yeah. Thanks, Denise.”
“And Johnson’s a big cheese, too, am I right?”
“Affirmative,” I say with a sigh.
“Thought so. You guys need anything else tonight?”
Ceepak motions for me to hand him my radio.
“Denise? We are going to need a subpoena,” says Ceepak. “For Mr. O’Malley’s phone records. The number corresponding to the one you ID’d on Gail Baker’s bill.”
“Yeah. Figured as much. It’s already in the works.”
“How long has this Stromboli Enterprises been the owner of number One Tangerine Street?”
“Um … four years. It’s listed as an asset of the corporation. They have a couple of cars, too. Mustang convertibles. Sounds like a good place to work. Lots of perks. Probably free food.”
“Thank you. Go home, Denise. Grab some shut-eye. I have a feeling we’ll be running you ragged tomorrow as well.”
“Saturday?”
“Yes. I’m afraid so.”
“Cool. There’s nothing on TV except baseball and infomercials about Snuggies. Hey, as soon as the O’Malley paperwork comes back from the judge, I’ll let you know.”
“Roger that.” Ceepak hands me back the radio. “We are quite fortunate to have Ms. Diego on our team.”
I nod, kind of absent-mindedly, because the hamster wheel in my head is spinning. Well, it’s creaking like a rusty bicycle chain. I don’t feed my hamsters enough sugar water.
“What’s on your mind, Danny?” says Ceepak, making me think my mental gym equipment is squeaking out my ears.
“Mr. Mazzilli, the CEO of this shell company-Stromboli Enterprises-he was with Marny Minsky last Saturday at Big Kahuna’s, which just happens to be owned by Stromboli’s COO, Keith Barent Johnson.”
Ceepak nods. He can sense I am attempting to make a logical deduction. I’m kind of new at it so it’s slow going. He’s patient. He’ll wait.
“Gail Baker was also at the club, with a group of girlfriends. Gail and Marny were all air-kissy. Mazzilli saw the two of them in their mini-dresses, hugging like that, and he looked like, well, he looked …”
I’m trying to think of a grownup word for “horny.”
“… lascivious! The two girls were in really short, really tight skirts. Showing lots of thigh.”
“What did you see Danny?”
I want to say “too much” but resist the urge.
“I saw Mr. Mazzilli whisper something naughty to Marny, who then whispered to Gail. She laughed. Shook her head. Mr. Mazzilli said, ‘Live a little.’ Gail said, ‘Not tonight.’ Mazzilli said he wanted a ‘rain check.’”
“What do you suppose Mr. Mazzilli whispered to Ms. Minsky?”
“I dunno. Something lewd. I think he wanted, you know, both girls. A three-way. And Gail didn’t seem upset by the suggestion. She just didn’t want to do it that night.”
“Have you seen Ms. Minsky since Saturday, Danny?”
“No. We should check with Bud. See if she’s been back to the club.”
“Agreed. Ms. Minsky and Ms. Baker were close?”
“Yeah. Looked like it.”
And Mazzilli wanted to see them closer. Probably here. Number one Tangerine. The pornographic garden statues were supposed to help the girls get in the mood for a little frisky fun.
“I think this is Mr. Mazzilli’s love shack,” I blurt out. “I think he and Mr. Johnson bring their girlfriends, their mistresses, their goomahs here instead of The Smuggler’s Cove.”
The Cove is our local Motel No-Tell. You can get hourly rates on the room even if, like most guys, you only need three minutes.
“So,” says Ceepak, picking up on my logic thread, flimsy as it is, “you hypothesize that, at a later date, perhaps Thursday night, Mr. Mazzilli once again made his proposal to the two young ladies.”
“And don’t forget, we have the Mazzilli-O’Malley connection.”
“Indeed. They are partners on the roller coaster.”
“Maybe, if Gail and Mr. O’Malley were texting each other, having an affair like Skippy suggested, Mazzilli
