Beach badges are what people pin to their swimming suits or beach bags to prove they’ve paid their way onto the sand. They cost like five bucks a day or thirty-five for the whole season. The money collected pays for stuff like lifeguards, cleanup crews, and the salaries of the beach patrol kids who come around to see if you have your beach badges.
“You want me to climb up and see what it says?” I offer.
“Negative. We shouldn’t disturb the body until MCU’s had a chance to examine it.”
And so we wait.
For Botzong and his crime-scene investigators to literally comb the sand for clues. Yes, they find some footprints-but, in truth, there are far too many to be of any use to us.
They dust the lifeguard chair and Skeletor’s clothes for fingerprints. They find none. Just like with Paulie’s body in the Knock ’Em Down booth.
They drag all sorts of high-tech gizmos out of the back of their van. Hanging on to the high chair, they vacuum the dead man’s clothes, hoping to pick up a stray hair or fiber. They take their own photographs. They check under his fingernails.
But mostly, Bill Botzong, dressed in a Windbreaker and baseball cap instead of the dress blues he wore on TV last night, shakes his head.
“Whoever did this is good,” he says grudgingly.
“Do you suspect, as I do, that we are looking for the same person who killed Paul Braciole?” asks Ceepak.
“Yeah. The gunshot wounds are almost identical.”
Ceepak nods. “And both bodies were ‘dumped’ in very visible, extremely public places.”
“What about the piece of paper pinned to his hat?” I ask because I’m hoping it’s some kind of super clue, like the killer’s business card or something.
“Yeah,” says Botzong. “We should definitely look at that.” He calls over to two of his team. “Weitzel? St. Claire? We need to, very carefully, take the body down from the chair, get him on a gurney.”
“We can help,” say two guys in lab coats who, I think, work for the county medical examiner.
All four guys work their way up the side beams of the lifeguard chair like they’re climbing a jungle gym and try to figure out how to best extract Skeletor’s body from its elevated perch. Watching them work with Skeletor’s floppy but stiffening body, I’m reminded, first, of Ceepak wrestling with that sack of sweet potatoes at Gladys’s restaurant, and then that old movie
This morning? Not so much. Nobody’s laughing.
The whole scene is extremely grim. Like the stations of the cross, the second to the last one, the thirteenth, I think. The one where Jesus’ body is taken down from the cross. I’m reminded of a prayer the nuns taught us for Good Friday: “May the souls of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.”
Hey, somebody has to pray for the Skeletors of this world.
The dead body is laid on a black vinyl body bag supplied by the team from the morgue.
Botzong puts on sterile gloves; works open the beach-badge safety pin.
“There appears to be something bulky stuffed inside his shirt pocket,” says Ceepak.
“Yeah,” says Botzong. “We’ll extract that next.”
“What’s on the paper?” I ask.
“Writing. A note.” Botzong fumbles in his shirt pocket for a pair of reading glasses. He studies the tiny slip of paper like it’s the fortune cracked out his cookie at a Chinese restaurant.
“‘I killed Paulie,’” Botzong reads without emotion. “‘I killed Skeletor.”’ He hesitates.
“And?” says Ceepak.
Botzong finishes: “‘Next, I will kill Soozy K.’”
24
I have no idea what we’re dealing with here.
A crazy fan? Some kind of copycat killer? Are the two murders really linked, or is it just some sicko’s warped way of glomming on to Paulie’s murder?
I glance to my right. Ceepak is holding a pair of stainless steel forceps. They’re usually stored in the left shin pocket of his cargo pants so they don’t snap when he sits down. Yes, one day-a very slow one, as I recall-I asked Ceepak if he had a system for loading his work pants. He did. And it only took him about an hour to explain it.
“Shall I do the honors?” he asks Botzong.
“Yeah. I left my forceps in my other pants.”
Ceepak crouches down, works the silver tongs into Skeletor’s right front pocket.
“Fascinating,” says Ceepak as he extracts what, at first, looks like a tennis ball made out of green felt. Then I see the googly eyes and, finally, the yellow-and-red striped legs, the floppy webbed feet. It’s a plush, if crumpled, duck-one of the smaller prizes hanging on the wall of the Knock ’Em Down booth next to Paulie Braciole’s body.
“Clearly,” says Ceepak, “the killer is attempting to confirm their claim by linking this death to that of Mr. Braciole.”
One of the CSI guys holds out a paper bag. Ceepak deposits his prize.
“We’ll do a fiber scan,” says Botzong. “Make sure it’s a match with what we found in the booth near Braciole.”
“We should notify his next of kin,” I mumble, hoping nobody thinks I mean the duck.
“Skeletor has kin?” says Botzong.
“Roger that,” says Ceepak. “A local business owner who introduced himself to Danny last night.”
“You want us to handle it?” asks Botzong.
“No, thank you,” says Ceepak, looking down at Skeletor’s body, which, I swear, has stiffened in the last fifteen minutes. Lying on the ground on top of the black vinyl body bag, he looks like a cardboard Halloween skeleton somebody dressed with a camouflage Army hat. “You have enough to deal with processing this crime scene. Danny?”
Yeah. We need to dump my Jeep at the house and then head north to the boardwalk to let Gabe know that, unfortunately, Saturday morning will be too late for his brother to turn himself in.
Gabe has lost most of his bluster and all of his swagger.
He’s sitting in the back of the All American Snack Shack on top of a stack of Snickers cartons. Slumped forward, he takes off his thick-rimmed glasses and rubs at his eyes.
His booth isn’t open yet. The young fry jockeys haven’t clocked in yet. There is no sound of batter-dipped candy bars sputtering in oil. All I can hear is Gabe steadying his breath.
“Who did it?” he asks.
“We don’t know, Mr. Hess,” says Ceepak because he was sharp enough to quickly glance at the guy’s vendor license when we stepped up to his stall to deliver the bad news. “However, rest assured, we will find out.”
“Bullshit.”
Ceepak does that confused dog head-tilt of his again.
“You two don’t give a fuck about Tommy. To you and every other fucking cop, he was just some kind of derelict drug dealer. You’re probably glad somebody else took him off the streets for you.”
“Mr. Hess, I assure you, the Sea Haven Police Department and the New Jersey State Police will do everything in our power to track down and apprehend your brother’s killer.”
“Yeah, yeah. Tell your lies to somebody who hasn’t heard ’em before.”
“My partner never lies,” I say.
Gabe stares at me. “What?”
“My partner never lies.”
