Ceepak sighs slightly as he makes the turn that will take us to the production trailer. “Admittedly, Danny, I am playing a hunch here. However, remember that Mr. Mandrake is a producer. He knows how to put together the people he needs to get a job done.”
“So, what, he hired a team of professional hit men to take out one of his stars to guarantee that
As we pull to the curb, Ceepak purses his lips and nods grimly. “Such is my supposition, Danny.”
Wow. I think about this as Ceepak yanks on the emergency brake and I undo my seat belt.
Would Marty Mandrake really murder people to make sure his show was a hit? Maybe. The network bigwigs are already signing him up for more shows next year. He’s gone from being a washed-up has-been to the next big thing, making millions because, all of a sudden, he has refound his Midas touch, the ability to turn crap into gold.
And all it took was a pair of dead bodies.
As soon as we’re up and out of the car, Ceepak’s cell phone chirps.
“This is Ceepak. Go.” He listens. “That was fast. I see.” Now he gets an earful. “Thanks, Chris. I owe you one.”
He folds up the phone.
“Well?”
“Chris Miller knew exactly who to call.”
35
“And?”
I hate when he keeps me hanging like that.
“As I suspected,” says Ceepak, “the FBI has quite an extensive file on Mr. Mandrake. It was first opened in 1971, the year he made his award-winning antiwar documentary about the Vietnam conflict. Apparently, the president at the time was not a fan of Mr. Mandrake’s
“So what can the Fibbies tell us?”
“That Mr. Mandrake likes to gamble.”
“Right. We knew that. He was down in Atlantic City the Friday Paulie was murdered. Said he goes down there a lot.”
“Indeed. However, Danny, even with all that practice, he is not very good at it. In fact, the FBI suspects he is deep in debt to certain members of the Lombardo crime syndicate.”
Okay. That’s a non-Creed crime family. I think. Those were the Pelagatti and Squarcialupi.
“The Lombardo people could help Mandrake hire two contract killers,” I say. “Easy.”
Ceepak nods. “Especially if he offered to pay back all that he owed on his gambling debts plus a substantial interest payment.”
“Which he can do,” I say. “Because the network paid him that bonus and hired him to produce a bunch of new shows.”
“Exactly.”
Okay. I would’ve kissed Rita, too, if I had figured all that out and, you know, been married to her.
Ceepak and I head up the steel staircase attached to the production trailer. Somebody’s inside: I can hear laughter, the kind you hear outside a bar on a Friday night. Late.
When we enter, I’m gonna let Ceepak ask most of the questions because, when we turned into plainclothes cops, we were at his house, so he was able to strap on his Glock before we took off. My sidearm is secured inside the lockbox in my clothes closet, where it sleeps whenever I go out to grab a beer.
Ceepak shoves open the rattly door.
I see Marty Mandrake, Layla Shapiro, Rutger Reinhertz (the director), Grace the stopwatch lady, and about six assorted flunkies sitting around the conference table. The air is thick with cigar smoke. Someone pops open a bottle of champagne.
“Officers!” says Layla, raising her plastic champagne flute in our general direction. “Glad you could join us!” She has a big stogie stuck in her mouth, too. Puffs on it.
Marty Mandrake hikes his pants up over his belly as best he can and, cigar jiggling in his teeth, strides across the room to Ceepak. The tobacco tube comes out of his mouth with a wet smack. “Officer Ceepak! I just heard from Mayor Sinclair. I understand that Chief Baines has slipped out of town for a long weekend you’re my new Acting Chief?”
Ceepak just nods.
“Great. You saw tonight’s show? The kicker at the end?”
“Yes.”
Mandrake winks and grins. Jams the cigar back in his pie hole. “Guess we better beef up security on the boardwalk tomorrow, huh?”
The room erupts in a chorus of phlegmy laughter.
“Oh, yes,” says Layla, blowing smoke rings like a frat boy. “Soozy’s life is in ‘danger.’” She does what they call “air quotes” with her fingers when she says the word “danger.”
I hate air quotes. I figure if you get to do air quotes, I get to do air exclamation points. With my middle finger.
The script lady, the only one in the crowded trailer not puffing on a stink bomb, has a finger to her ear, pressing an iPhone earbud down her ear canal.
“Mike Tomasino’s lighting up the call center,” she reports. “AT amp;T’s about to melt down. He’s doing double what Vinnie and Jenny are polling. Tomasino will be our second finalist, no doubt about it.”
Mandrake rubs his hands together. “Excellent. America got it right.”
“You mean they stuck to the script,” jibes Layla.
“That’s what I said, kid-they got it right!”
More laughter. Cigar smoke chugs out of mouths like these people are all related to Thomas The Train.
Mandrake grinds out the tip of his cigar in a cut-crystal bowl and turns to face Ceepak again-oblivious to how darkly my partner is glaring at him. “Champagne, boys? Cigar?”
“No, thank you,” says Ceepak. “Mr. Mandrake, we’d like to talk to you-”
“About tomorrow? Sure, sure. Whose genius idea was it to go live with a one-day turnaround?”
“Yours!” says Layla with a hearty suck-up artist laugh.
Mandrake beams. “You bet, baby. Gonna be the biggest hit of the year. Ratings will be through the roof. Here’s what you do, guys,” he says to Ceepak and me. “Put your whole department on double overtime. Make it look good. Prickly Pear Productions will pick up the tab. Have your team seal off the boardwalk area around the Fun House, maybe put up a couple of those metal detector things, limit access to spectators with golden tickets courtesy of America’s Golden Tan Spray-On Salons.…”
“It’s a promotional consideration,” Layla says to Ceepak and me, like we care.
“We’re buying out the vendors and merchants up and down Pier Two,” says Mandrake, using both hands to frame up every point he makes. “Shutting them down for the night.”
“Except that fried-candy-bar asshole,” says Layla. “He won’t cooperate.”
“Here’s how we play this thing,” Mandrake says to Ceepak and me. “We all act as if we’re terrified that the crazed killer could make good on his threat to ice Soozy at any minute, even though, between you, me, and the bedpost, that kicker at the end? We texted it to her ourselves.”
“It was my idea,” says Layla. “Of course, Soozy thought the text was legit.”
“Only way to get that honest of a reaction out of her,” adds Reinhertz, the director. “Poor kid couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag if you drew a map on the inside flap.”
“It was our final booster shot,” says Mandrake. “I guarantee we’re gonna see Super Bowl-size ratings tomorrow night. So, we set up all the security, make sure all the news crews see it, build the buzz. But like I said, there’s no real need for alarm; no new threat except the one Layla whipped up. Soozy’s safe.”
