'And when did you land?' inquired the Colonel.
'This morning.'
'Only this morning!' exclaimed Alice; 'then I think it was too good of you to come and see us so soon; don't you, papa?'
Very kind of him indeed, papa thought. Dick was pleased; but he thought they might have understood his eagerness. Alice, at any rate, should not have been surprised—and probably was not. 'I couldn't put it off,' he said, frankly.
There was a slight pause; then the Colonel spoke:
'That's kindly said, my boy; and if your mother knew how it does us good to see you here, she would scarcely grudge us an hour or two this evening—though grudge it you may depend she does. As for ourselves, Dick, we can hardly realise that you are back among us.'
'I can't realise it at all,' murmured Dick, aloud but to himself.
'I won't worry you by asking point-blank how you like Australia,' the Colonel went on, 'for that's a daily nuisance in store for you for the next six months. But I may tell you we expect some tough yarns of you; our taste has been tickled by Miles, who has some miraculous—why, where is Miles?'
Miles had vanished.
'What made him go, I wonder?' asked Alice, with the slightest perceptible annoyance. Dick did not perceive it, but he thought the question odd. To disappear seemed to him the only thing a stranger, who was also a gentleman, could have done; he was scarcely impartial on the point, however.
Alice took up the theme which her father had dropped.
'Oh, Mr. Miles has some wonderful stories,' said she; 'he has had some tremendous adventures.'
'The deuce he has!' thought Dick, but he only said: 'You should take travellers' tales with a grain of salt.'
'Thanks,' Alice instantly retorted; 'I shall remember that when you tell yours.'
They laughed over the retort. All three began to feel quite at ease.
'So you kept up your sketching out there, and drew bush scenes for our illustrated papers?' said the Colonel.
'Two or three times; more often for the Colonial papers.'
'We saw them all,' said Alice, graciously—'I mean the English ones. We cut them out and kept them.' (She should have said that she did.)
'Did you, though?' said Dick, delighted.
'Yes,' said Alice, 'and I have a crow to pick with you about them. That 'Week in the Sandwich Islands'—it was yours, wasn't it?'
Dick admitted that it was.
'Oh, and pray when were you in the Sandwich Islands?'
He confessed that he had never seen them.
'So you not only cheated a popular journal—a nice thing to do!—but deceived the British public, which is a far more serious matter. What explanation have you to offer? What apology to 'One who was Deceived'—as I shall sign my 'Times' letter, when I write it?'
'Alice, you are an inquisitor,' said Colonel Bristo. But Alice replied with such a mischievous, interested smile that Dick immediately ceased to feel ashamed of himself.
'The fact is,' he owned, 'your popular journal doesn't care a fig whether one has been to a place so long as one's sketches of it are attractive. I did them a thing once of a bullock-dray stuck up in the mud; and how did it appear? 'The War at the Cape: Difficulties in Reaching the Front.' And they had altered the horns of my bullocks, if you please, to make 'em into South African cattle! You see, just then Africa was of more interest to your British public than Australia. Surely you won't be so hard on me now? You see you have made me divulge professional secrets by your calumnies.'
Alice said she forgave him, if all that was true; but she added, slyly: 'One must take travellers' tales with a pinch of salt, you know!'
'Come, Alice,' said her father, 'if you insist on pitching into our artist, he shall have his fling at our photographer. Dick, she's taken to photography—it's lately become the fashion. Look on that table, under the lamp; you'll find some there that she was trimming, or something, when you dropped in our midst.'
'May I look at them?' Dick asked, moving over to Alice.
'Certainly; but they're very bad, I'm afraid; and since you artists scorn photography—as so inartistic, you know—I suppose you will be a severe critic.'
'Not when this is the subject,' said Dick, in a low voice, picking up a print; 'how did you manage to take yourself?'
He was sitting beside her at the little table, with the lamp between them and the Colonel; he instinctively lowered his voice, and a grain of the feeling he had so far successfully repressed escaped into his tone.
'Someone took off the cap for me.'
'Oh. Who?'
'Who? Oh, I get anybody to take the cap off when I am so vain as to take myself—anybody who is handy.'
'Mr. Miles, for instance?' It was a stray question, suggested by no particular train of thought, and spoken carelessly; there was no trace of jealousy in the tone—it was too early for that; but Alice looked up, quick to suspect, and answered shortly:
