‘Gia!’ I growl. ‘Push off. We’re working something out here.’
‘Ah, young love,’ Gia smirks, ‘so relentlessly hopeful, so nauseating.’
The doorbell to the suite peals loudly and Ryan takes his hands away from his face, looking up at the ceiling. ‘What
Gia’s expression grows serious. ‘The dresses are on their way, and Tommy’s arriving separately with a ton of looks for Ryan to try out. So stop trying to put the moves on her, Romeo, and haul ass into that bath. You’re a mess. No one in their right mind could possibly want you the condition you’re in. When I come back, you’d better be up to your neck in suds.’
Ryan makes a roaring sound of frustration, throws off the rumpled bedclothes violently, then snares his jeans off the chest of drawers and heads for the bathroom. He shuts the door with unnecessary force, moving so quickly that all we get is a glimpse of long, leanly muscled legs in motion beneath the fraying hemline of his tee- shirts.
‘To
For a moment, I get something from her that has the feel of loneliness to it, or envy, before her iron control is back in place.
I sit up, hugging my knees tightly. ‘He doesn’t deserve
She turns instantly, prepared to defend him, her eyes softening when she sees the anguish on my face and catches my real meaning.
‘I’m
‘Snatching a little happiness for yourself isn’t weak,’ she replies gently. ‘It’s just human.’
At the look on my face, she says quietly, because there’s nothing else
6
Tommy doesn’t bother to knock, he just barges right in in his OTT brown leather aviator jacket with the oversized shearling collar and cuffs and de rigueur hardware and pocket detailing, skin-tight black leather trousers, black lace-up boots and black knitted beanie, toting an enormous canvas carryall.
‘Where’s the patient?’ he calls out in his light, silvery voice.
His eyes skim over me briefly and without interest before he heads straight for the closed en suite door and throws it open.
Ryan shouts, ‘What the …?’ and I hear a great
‘You want me to disguise
He sets his bag down on the marble tiled floor and slides his beanie off his cropped, dark blond hair, stuffs it into a pocket of his leather bomber. He starts unbuckling that, too, saying wickedly, ‘It’s hot in here. Are you hot?’ before slinging the heavy jacket onto a gilt footstool near the marble-topped sink. Underneath it, he’s still the last word in street fashion, wearing his customary slogan tees under a fitted leather waistcoat covered in hundreds of glittering safety pins.
Ryan glares at me through the doorway. ‘Get these people out of here!’ he yells.
‘They haven’t even begun to do a number on you yet,’ I say, drifting in and standing behind Gia and Tommy. ‘This is
Tommy looks at me again, quizzically. ‘Do I
He purses his lips and scans me from head to toe, as if the answer might lie in the shape of my calves or the way I’m standing.
‘I’ve got that kind of face,’ I tell him. ‘What’s in your bag of tricks?’
He kneels and rummages through it, pulling out bottle after bottle of hair dye. ‘Take your pick!’ he says. ‘We can put some highlights or lowlights through it, or take him back to a dirty blond, or maybe a dark auburn — so distinguished. Silver is so last season and will completely wash him out, as will a deep black. Too gothic against his pale skin. We could even go two-tone, like Juliana out there. Radical, but different.’
‘No!’ Ryan exclaims, horrified, from within his nest of bubbles. ‘What’s this all about? You’re not touching my hair.’
Tommy ignores him. ‘I’ve got wigs, weaves, facial hair, lashes, fake goatees, the works — a truckload of man makeup, caps, hats, frames.’ He gives Gia an accusing stare. ‘You
‘Will someone tell me what in hell is going on?’ Ryan splutters. ‘
I scan the items littering the bathroom floor and settle on an instrument with a wicked, saw-toothed blade on the end, an electrical cord trailing from it.
‘The dye idea will take too long,’ I say. ‘Can you clip it? Right back?’
‘Sure I can,’ Tommy replies, frowning. ‘But are you sure? It would be a damned shame.’
‘Mercy?’ Ryan says uncertainly, seeing something in all our expressions that tells him this is no joke.
‘Luc likes to wear his hair
I bend and study the hats and caps on the floor, selecting a dark grey woollen beanie and an anonymous- looking navy baseball cap with a discreet, embroidered logo on it that looks like a quartered wheel. I look up to see Ryan blanching in sudden understanding of what this is all about.
‘It’s got to be lo-fi, Tommy,’ I murmur, shifting my gaze back to the slight young man standing beside Gia. ‘We’ll be on the move anyway, and he’s less of a target if he isn’t staying in the one place. But I can’t change the way he walks, or speaks, his foot size, his hand span or how tall he is. So in case someone
Tommy and Gia exchange glances before Tommy says, ‘Well, it’s obvious really.’ He bends down and picks up a pair of plastic, rectangular-framed, dark tortoiseshell spectacles with clear lenses, and a pair of wraparound sunglasses with impenetrably black lenses, like bug’s eyes. ‘If it worked for Clark Kent,’ he murmurs, straightening up, ‘it’ll work for
‘It’ll have to do,’ I murmur, scooping up the electric clippers and handing them to Tommy, who passes me the two pairs of spectacle frames in return.
‘We’ll wait for you outside,’ I tell Ryan gently as Gia and Tommy precede me out of the room and I close the door behind us.
Tommy moves one of the antique dining chairs across the room, and unplugs a beautiful but useless lamp, plugging in the clippers in its place. With the air of someone about to be executed, Ryan finally emerges, clean- shaven, with still-damp hair, from Gia’s rooms in a tee and jeans and bare feet. He sits reluctantly in the dining chair.
As Tommy fires up the clippers, the doorbell to the suite peals again and a concierge wheels in a clothing rack on which hang two gowns, each zipped into a hand-sewn, protective cover made from some diaphanous, shimmering fabric I can’t name. I recognise both gowns immediately as Designs 13 and 28 of Giovanni Re’s final collection: the first one, slim, one-shouldered, sleeveless, in Giovanni’s signature