'I've never been to London.'
'A friend of a friend, you could say. Who'll be there for a few days. Who you wanted your father to meet. Is what you could say.'
'Why would anyone want to meet my father?'
'You could say he once worked in a hospital here. Just as your father did. That would give them something in common. I'll give you the name of a hospital here in London.'
'I've never introduced my father to anyone in my life.'
'It would just be to put him off guard.'
'He'd be suspicious.'
'Just someone you'd like him to meet. A nurse. Just as your father was.'
'He won't hurt him, will he?'
'No, no, you needn't worry.'
'When did you say it would be?'
'Well, he'll come as soon as we authorize it. He'll want half of his fee beforehand, half after it's done.'
'How much did he say?'
'Five thousand.'
'Is that a lot?'
'I think it's reasonable. Dollars, that is. Not pounds.'
'I wouldn't want him hurt,' she says again.
'No, he won't be.'
'Well.'
'But I have to let him know.'
'What do you think we should do?'
'I think we should go ahead with it. Twenty-five
hundred dollars is a lot of money to me, but I look upon this as a serious investment. . .'
'Yes.'
'. . . an opportunity to advance myself. I can't speak for you, of course . . . but. . .I've never really had very much in my life, Cynthia. I work in the post room, I don't get invited to very many balls at Windsor. If this show is a hit, everything would change for me. My life would become . . . well . . . glamorous.'
'Yes,' she said.
'I think we should do it,' he said. 'I truly do.'
'Well then . . .'
'What I'll do, if you agree, I'll give John my half of the fee just before he leaves London, and you can pay him the rest when he's done it. There in America. Afterward. Would you be happy with that?'
'I guess so.'
'Shall I call him then?'
'Well . . .'
'Tell him we're going ahead with it?'
'Yes.'
Now, sitting in the lieutenant's office with her lawyer and the detectives, she lowers her eyes and says, 'John was very charming. He and my father hit it off right away. But he caused me a lot of trouble later. Because he said it would look like an accident, and it didn't.'
Gerald Palmer called the British Consulate the moment the cops told him what charges they were bringing against him. The consul who came over was named Geoffrey Holden, a somewhat portly man in his mid-forties, stroking a bristly mustache that made him look like a cavalry colonel. He took off his heavy overcoat and hung it on a corner rack. Under it, he was wearing a somber gray suit with a vest and a bright yellow tie. He
told Palmer this was his first DBN of the week, which letters he jovially explained stood for Distressed British National.
'Murder, eh?' he said. 'Who'd you kill?'
'I haven't killed anyone' Palmer said. 'Don't be a bloody fool.'
'Let me explain how American law works,' Holden said. 'If you actually hired someone to kill someone else, then you're as guilty as the person pulling the trigger. Murder for hire is first-degree murder, and the penalty is death by lethal injection. They use Valium. A massive dose that stops the heart. Conspiracy to commit murder is another A-felony. If you did either or both of these things . . .'
'I didn't.'
'I was about to say you'd be in very deep trouble. If you did these things. Which you say you didn't.'
'That's right.'
'Being British is no excuse, by the way. It doesn't entitle you to immunity.'
'I don't need immunity. I haven't done anything.'
'Well, good then. D'you know anyone named John Bridges?'
'No.'
'They seem to think you know him.'
'I don't.'
'How about a man named Charles Colworthy?'
Palmer's eyes opened wide.
'Supposed to work with you at Martins and Grenville. Good publishers, eh? D'you know him?'
Palmer was thinking it over.
'The way they have it,' Holden said, 'Colworthy knows someone named Delroy Lewis, who put you in touch with this Bridges chap to whom you and Cynthia Keating together paid five thousand dollars to kill her father. But that isn't so, is it?'
'Well, I know Colworthy, yes. But . . .'
'Ah, you do?'
'Yes. We work together in the post room. But I certainly didn't hire . . .'
'That's good. I'll just tell them they've made a mistake.'
'Where'd they get those names, anyway?'
'From the woman.'
'What woman?'
'Cynthia Keating,' Holden said, and hooked his thumbs into his vest pockets. 'She's ratted you out.'
Palmer looked at him.
'But if you had nothing to do with this . . .'
'Just a minute. What do you mean? Just because she gave them the name of someone I work with . . .'
'The other man as well. Delroy Lewis. The one leading directly to Bridges. Who killed her father.'
'Well, the only one / know is Charlie. He's the one I work with. I may have mentioned his name to her. In casual conversation. If so, she must have contacted him on her own.'
'Ah,' Holden said, and nodded. 'To ask if he might know anyone who'd help kill her father, is that it?'
'Well, I ... I'm sure I don't know what she asked him.' ,
'Called London to arrange his murder, is that how you see it?'
'I don't see it any way at all. I'm merely trying to explain . . .'
'Yes, that you, personally, had nothing to do with this.'
'Nothing whatever.'
'So Mrs Keating is lying to them. Has lied to them, in fact. She's accepted a deal, you see. They've dropped the conspiracy charge and lowered the murder charge to second degree. Twenty to life, with a recommendation
for parole.' Holden paused. 'They might even offer you the same deal. Then again, perhaps not.'
Palmer looked at him.
'Because of the related murder.'
Palmer kept looking at him.
'They seem to think you did that one personally. The old lady. Martha Coleridge. I have no idea where she fits into the scheme of things, but apparently she was threatening a plagiarism suit. Do you know the woman I
