shame. I must to his rescue.'
'We will all go to his rescue,' answered Bailie Craigdallie; 'but let no man strike without order from me. We have more feuds on our hands, it is to be feared, than we have strength to bring to good end. And therefore I charge you all, more especially you, Henry of the Wynd, in the name of the Fair City, that you make no stroke but in self defence.'
They all advanced, therefore, in a body; and the appearance of such a number drove the plunderer from his booty. He stood at gaze, however, at some distance, like the wolf, which, though it retreats before the dogs, cannot be brought to absolute flight.
Henry, seeing this state of things, spurred his horse and advanced far before the rest of the party, up towards the scene of Oliver Proudfute's misfortune. His first task was to catch Jezabel by the flowing rein, and his next to lead her to meet her discomfited master, who was crippling towards him, his clothes much soiled with his fall, his eyes streaming with tears, from pain as well as mortification, and altogether exhibiting an aspect so unlike the spruce and dapper importance of his ordinary appearance, that the honest smith felt compassion for the little man, and some remorse at having left him exposed to such disgrace. All men, I believe, enjoy an ill natured joke. The difference is, that an ill natured person can drink out to the very dregs the amusement which it affords, while the better moulded mind soon loses the sense of the ridiculous in sympathy for the pain of the sufferer.
'Let me pitch you up to your saddle again, neighbour,' said the smith, dismounting at the same time, and assisting Oliver to scramble into his war saddle, as a monkey might have done.
'May God forgive you, neighbour Smith, for not backing of me! I would not have believed in it, though fifty credible witnesses had sworn it of you.'
Such were the first words, spoken in sorrow more than anger, by which the dismayed Oliver vented his feelings.
'The bailie kept hold of my horse by the bridle; and besides,' Henry continued, with a smile, which even his compassion could not suppress, 'I thought you would have accused me of diminishing your honour, if I brought you aid against a single man. But cheer up! the villain took foul odds of you, your horse not being well at command.'
'That is true—that is true,' said Oliver, eagerly catching at the apology.
'And yonder stands the faitour, rejoicing at the mischief he has done, and triumphing in your overthrow, like the king in the romance, who played upon the fiddle whilst a city was burning. Come thou with me, and thou shalt see how we will handle him. Nay, fear not that I will desert thee this time.'
So saying, he caught Jezabel by the rein, and galloping alongside of her, without giving Oliver time to express a negative, he rushed towards the Devil's Dick, who had halted on the top of a rising ground at some distance. The gentle Johnstone, however, either that he thought the contest unequal, or that he had fought enough for the day, snapping his fingers and throwing his hand out with an air of defiance, spurred his horse into a neighbouring bog, through which he seemed to flutter like a wild duck, swinging his lure round his head, and whistling to his hawk all the while, though any other horse and rider must have been instantly bogged up to the saddle girths.
'There goes a thoroughbred moss trooper,' said the smith. 'That fellow will fight or flee as suits his humor, and there is no use to pursue him, any more than to hunt a wild goose. He has got your purse, I doubt me, for they seldom leave off till they are full handed.'
'Ye—ye—yes,' said Proudfute, in a melancholy tone, 'he has got my purse; but there is less matter since he hath left the hawking bag.'
'Nay, the hawking bag had been an emblem of personal victory, to be sure—a trophy, as the minstrels call it.'
'There is more in it than that, friend,' said Oliver, significantly.
'Why, that is well, neighbour: I love to hear you speak in your own scholarly tone again. Cheer up, you have seen the villain's back, and regained the trophies you had lost when taken at advantage.'
'Ah, Henry Gow—Henry Gow—' said the bonnet maker, and stopped short with a deep sigh, nearly amounting to a groan.
'What is the matter?' asked his friend—'what is it you vex yourself about now?'
'I have some suspicion, my dearest friend, Henry Smith, that the villain fled for fear of you, not of me.'
'Do not think so,' replied the armourer: 'he saw two men and fled, and who can tell whether he fled for one or the other? Besides, he knows by experience your strength and activity: we all saw how you kicked and struggled when you were on the ground.'
'Did I?' said poor Proudfute. 'I do not remember it, but I know it is my best point: I am a strong dog in the loins. But did they all see it?'
'All as much as I,' said the smith, smothering an inclination to laughter.
'But thou wilt remind them of it?'
'Be assured I will,' answered Henry, 'and of thy desperate rally even now. Mark what I say to Bailie Craigdallie, and make the best of it.'
'It is not that I require any evidence in thy favour, for I am as brave by nature as most men in Perth; but only—' Here the man of valour paused.
'But only what?' inquired the stout armourer.
'But only I am afraid of being killed. To leave my pretty wife and my young family, you know, would be a sad change, Smith. You will know this when it is your own case, and will feel abated in courage.'
'It is like that I may,' said the armourer, musing.
'Then I am so accustomed to the use of arms, and so well breathed, that few men can match me. It's all here,' said the little man, expanding his breast like a trussed fowl, and patting himself with his hands—'here is room for all the wind machinery.'
'I dare say you are long breathed—long winded; at least your speech bewrays—'
'My speech! You are a wag—But I have got the stern post of a dromond brought up the river from Dundee.'
'The stern post of a Drummond!' exclaimed the armourer; 'conscience, man, it will put you in feud with the whole clan—not the least wrathful in the country, as I take it.'
'St. Andrew, man, you put me out! I mean a dromond—that is, a large ship. I have fixed this post in my yard, and had it painted and carved something like a soldan or Saracen, and with him I breathe myself, and will wield my two handed sword against him, thrust or point, for an hour together.'
'That must make you familiar with the use of your weapon,' said the smith.
'Ay, marry does it; and sometimes I will place you a bonnet—an old one, most likely—on my soldan's head, and cleave it with such a downright blow that in troth, the infidel has but little of his skull remaining to hit at.'
'That is unlucky, for you will lose your practice,' said Henry. 'But how say you, bonnet maker? I will put on my head piece and corselet one day, and you shall hew at me, allowing me my broadsword to parry and pay back? Eh, what say you?'
'By no manner of means, my dear friend. I should do you too much evil; besides, to tell you the truth, I strike far more freely at a helmet or bonnet when it is set on my wooden soldan; then I am sure to fetch it down. But when there is a plume of feathers in it that nod, and two eyes gleaming fiercely from under the shadow of the visor, and when the whole is dancing about here and there, I acknowledge it puts out my hand of fence.'
'So, if men would but stand stock still like your soldan, you would play the tyrant with them, Master Proudfute?'
'In time, and with practice, I conclude I might,' answered Oliver. 'But here we come up with the rest of them. Bailie Craigdallie looks angry, but it is not his kind of anger that frightens me.'
You are to recollect, gentle reader, that as soon as the bailie and those who attended him saw that the smith had come up to the forlorn bonnet maker, and that the stranger had retreated, they gave themselves no trouble about advancing further to his assistance, which they regarded as quite ensured by the presence of the redoubted Henry Gow. They had resumed their straight road to Kinfauns, desirous that nothing should delay the execution of their mission. As some time had elapsed ere the bonnet maker and the smith rejoined the party, Bailie Craigdallie asked them, and Henry Smith in particular, what they meant by dallying away precious time by riding uphill after the falconer.
'By the mass, it was not my fault, Master Bailie,' replied the smith. 'If ye will couple up an ordinary Low
