blocked by her three suitors. 'My lords,' she said in a tight voice.
'It is time for you tell us, Lucinda,' the Duke of Rexford said. 'You have played this game and held us at bay for long enough.'
'
'I thought they suited you,' he replied.
'I told you I would find you,' she responded. God, he was so handsome.
'And indeed you have, Lucinda.
'We will be married,' Lucinda told him frankly.
'I am not certain I should wed such a lively lass as yourself, Lucinda. After all, I never could master you,' he teased her with a grin.
'You are the only man who has even the faintest chance of
'Oh, yes, Lucinda, I love you desperately,' he admitted. 'But do you love me, my pet?'
'So much that I was ill when I arrived and you were not here,' she told him. 'So much that my brother carries a special license in his pocket tonight so he may wed us here and now. Then we shall leave this ball and spend the next few hours in a glorious bout of fucking, my darling master.'
'I have missed you,' he told her, and bending brushed her lips with his. 'Your scheme has great merit, my pet. I agree to it. I think, perhaps, it is time I met the worthy bishop.'
'What is going on?' Lord Bowen asked of them.
'Come along, Derek, and you will see,' the earl invited.
As they made their way across the ballroom to find George, they were accosted by Lucinda's three suitors, angrily demanding explanations.
Lucinda stopped. 'You will get nothing more from me, my Lords,' she told them in a hard, cold voice. 'I said tonight my brother would announce my betrothal, and so he shall. To the Earl of Stanton. The gentleman I fell in love with this summer past
'What of
'I would remind you three that you still need wives to carry on your family name. How do you think the guardians of next season's crop of dewy-eyed debutantes will feel about your wicked activities? How do you think they will react to the knowledge that you kidnapped a gentlewoman, forcing her into carnal bondage, in order to make her choose one of you for a husband? You would be wise, I believe, to hold your tongues and accept my decision
Lord Bertram bowed. 'I retire from the field defeated, Lady Lucinda,' he said graciously.
Lucinda nodded as graciously, then said to the Marquess of Hargrave, 'The Earl of Felton's daughter, Louisa, has a tendre for you, Hamlet. You might have noticed her last season but that I came on the horizon. She is here tonight. I believe she would welcome your addresses. A lady likes nothing more than to comfort a worthy loser.'
'She isn't as pretty as you, Lucinda,' the marquess said forlornly.
'No, but she has a kind heart and would love you if you would let her.' Lucinda gave him her hand. 'Goodbye, Hamlet.'
'
They continued across the crowded room, finally finding the bishop.
'Get out the license, Georgie,' Lucinda told her brother. 'The name is Lucian Robert Charles Phillips, Earl of Stan-ton.'
Startled, the bishop looked at the earl. '
'You know each other?' Lucinda said, surprised.
'We were in the same house at Eton, but Lucian was several years younger than I was. We called him Luscious Lucian because he was frankly the handsomest fellow any of us had ever seen. The women were mad for him, even as a lad of twelve. It has been years, sir!' Then the bishop looked to his sister. 'This is the man you will marry? What has happened to the others? How did you meet?'
'Why, we met, Georgie,' Lucinda said wickedly, 'thanks to you, this summer,
Caroline Worth, who had been listening, wide-eyed, to all of Luanda's explanations, began to weep delicately. 'This is the most romantic story I have ever heard. Oh, darling Luci, I hope you will be as happy with your husband as I am with mine!'
'Is it time?' The Countess of Whitley was at their side, looking most arch and very excited.
'It is time,' the bishop replied.
'Who is it to be, Lucinda?' the countess demanded. 'You must tell me before you tell the others!'
'Madame, may I present my intended, Lucian Phillips, the Earl of Stanton,' Lucinda said with a twinkle.
The Countess of Whitley's mouth dropped open, her first chin bouncing off her other two chins. She gasped, and then she burst out laughing. 'You minx!' she said. 'You have kept all of society guessing between the duke, the marquess, and Bertram, and all the while you had another stud in your stable! Well, good for you, my gel! You have chosen, in my opinion-and here in London my opinion counts for everything-the best of the bunch. Make your announcement, George.' She signaled to the orchestra, and they played a fanfare.
George Worth, the Bishop of Wellington, walked up to the bandstand and, turning to face the ballroom, said, 'I should like to announce my sister's betrothal to Lucian Phillips, the Earl of Stanton.'
There was a stunned silence, and then a collective gasp from those assembled. Then the Countess of Whitley spoke up, 'And George is going to marry them right here and now! I will wager none of you has ever been invited to a ball and found yourselves at a wedding!'
Lucinda and Lucian stepped up before the Bishop of Wellington.
'I have three formal witnesses,' the bishop said. 'I shall need a fourth.'
'I will be your witness,' Lord Bertram said, stepping for-ward and standing next to Lord Bowen, the countess, and Caroline Worth.
Murmurs of approval arose from the audience.
'Such exquisite manners,' a voice was heard to say.
'Damned good sport!' another voice said.
'We will begin, then,' George Worth said. 'Dearly beloved…'
They could not, of course, leave immediately after the ceremony although they certainly wanted to do so. They stood in a reception line accepting the congratulations of several hundred people in the ballroom. The king arrived, heard what he had missed, and laughed heartily.
'A very clever wench,' he approved. Then he kissed the bride, giving her breast a little squeeze as he did so.
They danced several dances, and then, although it was absolutely unforgivable etiquette to depart before the king, slipped from the ballroom unnoticed. When they reached Traleigh Square, Lucinda sent the coach back to wait for her brother and sister-in-law. Then she led her new husband to her bedroom where Polly and John were awaiting them.
'I'll send over to Lord Bowen's in the morning for your things, m'lord,' John said as he helped the earl to undress.
'Gawd almighty!' Polly whispered to her mistress. 'He's gorgeous!' Then she gathered up her mistress's finery and hurried from the room behind her own husband, who was carrying the earl's garments.