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going to have to rethink the budget, I'm afraid.'

Mark smiled thinly, and seemed to count to five before answering. 'I see. A slight miscommunication, I fear. Ivan is our cousin. You will doubtless not be able to avoid meeting him sooner or later. There is Earth-descended botanical matter available much more cheaply. I believe you can collect some outside—no, maybe I'd better not send you out alone. . . .' He stared at Enrique with an expression of deeply mixed emotion, rather the way Kareen stared at the butter bug in her palm. It was about halfway through munching down the rose petal now.

'Oh, and I must have a lab assistant as soon as possible,' Enrique added, 'if I am to plunge unimpeded into my new studies. And access to whatever the natives here may know about their local biochemistry. Mustn't waste precious time reinventing the wheel, you know.'

'I believe my brother has some contacts at Vorbarr Sultana University. And at the Imperial Science Institute. I'm sure he could get you access to anything that isn't security-related.' Mark chewed gently on his lip, his brows drawn down in a momentarily downright Milesian expression of furious thought. 'Kareen . . . didn't you say you were looking for a job?'

'Yes . . .'

'Would you like a job as an assistant? You had those couple of Betan biology courses last year—'

'Betan training?' Enrique perked up. 'Someone with Betan training, in this benighted place?'

'Only a couple of undergraduate courses,' Kareen explained hastily. 'And there are lots of folks on Barrayar with galactic training of all sorts.' What does he think this is, the Time of Isolation?

'It's a start,' said Enrique, in a tone of judicious approval. 'But I was going to ask, Mark, do we have enough money to hire anyone yet?'

'Mm,' said Mark.

'You, out of money?' said Kareen to Mark, startled. 'What did you do on Escobar?'

'I'm not out . It's just tied up in a lot of nonliquid ways right now, and I spent quite a bit more than I'd budgeted—it's only a temporary cash-flow problem. I'll get it sorted out at the end of the next period. But I have to confess, I was really glad I could put Enrique and his project up here free for a little while.'

'We could sell shares again,' Enrique suggested. 'That's what I did before,' he added in an aside to Kareen.

Mark winced. 'I think not. I know I explained to you about closely-held .'

'People do raise venture capital that way,' Kareen observed.

Mark informed her under his breath, 'But they don't normally sell shares to five hundred and eighty percent of their company.'

'Oh.'

'I was going to pay them all back,' Enrique protested indignantly. 'I was so close to breakthrough, I couldn't stop then!'

'Um . . . excuse us a moment, Enrique.' Mark took Kareen by her free hand, led her into the corridor outside the laundry room, and shut the door firmly. He turned to her. 'He doesn't need an assistant. He needs a mother . Oh, God, Kareen, you have no idea what a boon it would be if you could help me ride herd on the man. I could give you the credit chits with a quiet mind, and you could keep the records and dole out his pocket-money, and keep him out of dark alleys and not let him pick the Emperor's flowers or talk back to ImpSec guards or whatever suicidal thing he comes up with next. The thing is, um . . .' He hesitated. 'Would you be willing to take shares as collateral against your salary, at least till the end of the period? Doesn't give you much spending money, I know, but you said you meant to save . . .'

She stared dubiously at the butter bug, still tickling her palm as it finished off the last of its rose petal. 'Can you really give me shares? Shares of what? But . . . if this doesn't work out as you hope, I wouldn't have anything else to fall back on.'

'It will work,' he promised urgently. 'I'll make it work. I own fifty-one percent of the enterprise. I'm having Tsipis help me officially register us as a research and development company, out of Hassadar.'

She would be betting their future together on Mark's odd foray into bioentrepreneurship, and she wasn't even sure he was in his right mind. 'What, ah, does your Black Gang think of all this?'

'It's not their department in any way.'

Well, that was reassuring. This was apparently the work of his dominant personality, Lord Mark, serving the whole man, and not a ploy of one of his sub-personas for its own narrow ends. 'Do you really think Enrique is that much of a genius? Mark, I thought that smell back in the lab was the bugs at first, but it was him. When was his last bath?'

'He probably forgot to take one. Feel free to remind him. He won't be offended. In fact, think of it as part of your job. Make him wash and eat, take charge of his credit chit, organize the lab, make him look both ways before crossing the street. And it would give you an excuse to hang out here at Vorkosigan House.'

Put like that . . . besides, Mark was giving her that pleading-puppy-eyes look. In his own strange way Mark was almost as good as Miles at drawing one into doing things one suspected one would later regret deeply. Infectious obsession, a Vorkosigan family trait.

'Well . . .' A little chittering burp made her look down. 'Oh, no, Mark! Your bug is sick.' Several milliliters of thick white liquid dripped from the bug's mandibles onto her palm.

'What?' Mark surged forward in alarm. 'How can you tell?'

'It's throwing up. Ick! Could it be jump-lag? That makes some people nauseous for days.' She looked around frantically for a place to deposit the creature before it exploded or something. Would bug diarrhea be next?

'Oh. No, that's all right. They're supposed to do that. It's just producing its bug butter. Good girl,' he crooned to the bug. At least, Kareen trusted he was addressing the bug.

Firmly, Kareen took his hand, turned it palm-up, and dumped the now- slimy bug into it. She wiped her hand on his shirt. 'Your bug. You hold it.'

'Our bugs . . . ?' he suggested, though he accepted it without demur. 'Please . . . ?'

The goop didn't smell bad, actually. In fact, it had a scent rather like roses, roses and ice cream. She nevertheless found the impulse to lick the stickiness off her hand to be quite resistible. Mark . . . was less so. 'Oh, very well.' I don't know how he talks me into things like this. 'It's a deal.'

CHAPTER FIVE

Armsman Pym admitted Ekaterin to the grand front hall of Vorkosigan House. Belatedly, she wondered if she ought to be using the utility entrance, but in his tour of a couple of weeks ago Vorkosigan hadn't shown her where it was. Pym was smiling at her in his usual very friendly way, so perhaps it was all right for the moment.