A Civil Campaign

sort of thing always seem to be changing their gardens around. They get bored with the same view all the time, I guess. If you come up with better ideas later, you can always revise the plan. It will provide variety.'

'I don't want to waste your money.'

If she ever became Lady Vorkosigan, she would have to get over that quirk, Miles decided firmly.

'You don't have to decide here on the spot,' he purred, and cleared his throat. Watch that tone, boy. Business. 'Why don't you come to Vorkosigan House tomorrow, and walk over the site in person, and see what ideas it stirs up in your mind. You really can't tell anything by looking at a flimsy. We can have lunch, afterward, and talk about what you see as the problems and possibilities then. Logical?'

She blinked. 'Yes, very.' Her hand crept back curiously toward the flimsy.

'What time may I pick you up?'

'Whatever is convenient for you, Lord Vorkosigan. Oh, I take that back. If it's after twelve hundred, my aunt will be back from her morning class, and Nikki can stay with her.'

'Excellent!' Yes, much as he liked Ekaterin's son, Miles thought he could do without the assistance of an active nine-year-old in this delicate dance. 'Twelve hundred it will be. Consider it a deal.' Only a little belatedly, he added, 'And how does Nikki like Vorbarr Sultana, so far?'

'He seems to like his room, and this house. I think he's going to get a little bored, if he has to wait until his school starts to locate boys his own age.'

It would not do to leave Nikolai Vorsoisson out of his calculations. 'I gather then that the retro-genes took, and he's in no more danger of developing the symptoms of Vorzohn's Dystrophy?'

A smile of deep maternal satisfaction softened her face. 'That's right. I'm so pleased. The doctors in the clinic here in Vorbarr Sultana report he had a very clean and complete cellular uptake. Developmentally, it should be just as if he'd never inherited the mutation at all.' She glanced across at him. 'It's as if I'd had a five-hundred-kilo weight lifted from me. I could fly, I think.'

So you should.

Nikki himself emerged from the house at this moment, carrying a plate of cookies with an air of consequence, followed by the Professora with a tea tray and cups. Miles and Ekaterin hastened to clear a place on the table.

'Hello, Nikki,' said Miles.

'Hi, Lord Vorkosigan. Is that your groundcar out front?'

'Yes.'

'It's a barge.' This observation was delivered without scorn, as a point of interest.

'I know. It's a relic of my father's time as Regent. It's armored, in fact—has a massive momentum.'

'Oh yeah?' Nikki's interest soared. 'Did it ever get shot at?'

'I don't believe that particular car ever did, no.'

'Huh.'

When Miles had last seen Nikki, the boy had been wooden-faced and pale with concentration, carrying the taper to light his father's funeral offering, obviously anxious to get his part of the ceremony right. He looked much better now, his brown eyes quick and his face mobile again. The Professora settled and poured tea, and the conversation became general for a time.

It became clear shortly that Nikki's interest was more in the food than in his mother's visitor; he declined a flatteringly grownup offer of tea, and with his great-aunt's permission snagged several cookies and dodged back indoors to whatever he'd been occupying himself with before. Miles tried to remember what age he'd been when his own parents' friends had stopped seeming part of the furniture. Well, except for the military men in his father's train, of course, who'd always riveted his attention. But then, Miles had been military-mad from the time he could walk. Nikki was jump-ship mad, and would probably light up for a jump pilot. Perhaps Miles could provide one sometime, for Nikki's delectation. A happily married one, he corrected this thought.

He'd laid his bait on the table, Ekaterin had taken it; it was time to quit while he was winning. But he knew for a fact that she'd already turned down one premature offer of remarriage from a completely unexpected quarter. Had any of Vorbarr Sultana's excess Vor males found her yet? The capital was crawling with young officers, rising bureaucrats, aggressive entrepreneurs, men of ambition and wealth and rank drawn to the empire's heart. But not, by a ratio of almost five to three, with their sisters. The parents of the preceding generation had taken galactic sex-selection technologies much too far in their foolish passion for male heirs, and the very sons they'd so cherished—Miles's contemporaries—had inherited the resulting mating mess. Go to any formal party in Vorbarr Sultana these days, and you could practically taste the damned testosterone in the air, volatilized by the alcohol no doubt.

'So, ah . . . have you had any other callers yet, Ekaterin?'

'I only arrived a week ago.'

That was neither yes nor no. 'I'd think you'd have the bachelors out in force in no time.' Wait, he hadn't meant to point that out . . .

'Surely,' she gestured down her black dress, 'this will keep them away. If they have any manners at all.'

'Mm, I'm not so sure. The social scene is pretty intense just now.'

She shook her head and smiled bleakly. 'It makes no difference to me. I had a decade of . . . of marriage. I don't need to repeat the experience. The other women are welcome to the bachelors; they can have my share, in fact.' The conviction in her face was backed by an uncharacteristic hint of steel in her voice. 'That's one mistake I don't have to make twice. I'll never remarry.'

Miles controlled his flinch, and managed a sympathetic, interested smile at this confidence. We're just friends. I'm not hustling you, no, no. No need to fling up your defenses, milady, not for me.

He couldn't make this go faster by pushing harder; all he could do was screw it up worse. Forced to be satisfied with his one day's progress, Miles finished his tea, exchanged a few more pleasantries with the two women, and took his leave.

Pym hurried to open the groundcar door as Miles skipped down the last three steps in one jump. He flung himself into the passenger seat, and as Pym slipped back into the driver's side and closed the canopy, waved grandly. 'Home, Pym.'

Pym eased the groundcar into the street, and inquired mildly, 'Go well, did it, m'lord?'

'Just exactly as I had planned. She's coming to Vorkosigan House tomorrow for lunch. As soon as we get home, I want you to call that gardening service—get them to get a crew out tonight and give the grounds an extra going-over. And talk to—no, I'll talk to Ma Kosti. Lunch must be . . . exquisite, yes. Ivan always says women like food. But not too heavy. Wine—does she drink wine in the daytime, I wonder? I'll offer it, anyway. Something from the estate. And tea if she doesn't choose the wine, I know she drinks tea. Scratch the wine. And get the house cleaning crew in, get all those covers off the first floor furniture—off all the furniture. I want to give her a tour of the house while she still doesn't realize . . . No, wait. I wonder . . . if the place was a dreadful bachelor mess, perhaps it would stir up her pity. Maybe instead I ought to clutter it up some more, used glasses strategically piled up, the odd fruit peel under the sofa—a silent appeal, Help us! Move in and straighten this poor fellow out— or would that be more likely to frighten her off? What do you think, Pym?'

Pym pursed his lips judiciously, as if considering whether it was within his Armsman's duties to spike his lord's taste for street theater. He finally said in a cautious tone, 'If I may presume to speak for the household, I think we should prefer to put our best foot forward. Under the circumstances.'

'Oh. All right.'

Miles fell silent for a few moments, staring out the canopy as they threaded through the crowded city streets, out of the University district and across a mazelike corner of the Old Town, angling back toward Vorkosigan House. When he spoke again, the manic humor had drained from his voice, leaving it cooler and bleaker.

'We'll be picking her up tomorrow at twelve hundred. You'll drive. You will always drive, when Madame Vorsoisson or her son are aboard. Figure it in to your duty schedule from now on.'

'Yes, m'lord.' Pym added a carefully laconic, 'My pleasure.'