A Civil Campaign

almost galactic , as if they'd been taking lessons from Miles's formidable friend Quinn. His mother's acerbic recommendation that he stick to women of his own age and class seemed almost to begin to make sense.

Light footsteps echoed from the hall, and his cousin appeared in the doorway. Ivan considered, and dismissed, an impulse to favor Miles with a vivid account of last night's debacle. Whatever emotion was tightening Miles's lips and pulling his head down into that bulldog-with-a-hair-up-its-butt look, it was very far from promising sympathy.

'Rotten timing, Ivan,' Miles bit out.

'What, did I spoil your t?te-?-t?te? Landscape designer , eh? I could develop a sudden interest in a landscape like that, too. What a profile.'

'Exquisite,' Miles breathed, temporarily distracted by some inner vision.

'And her face isn't bad, either,' Ivan added, watching him.

Miles almost took the bait right then, but he muffled his initial response in a grimace. 'Don't get greedy. Weren't you telling me you have that sweetheart deal with Madame Vor-what's-her-name?' He pulled back his chair and slumped into it, crossing his arms and his ankles and watching Ivan through narrowed eyes.

'Ah. Yes. Well. That seems to have fallen through.'

'You amaze me. Was the compliant husband not so compliant after all?'

'It was all so unreasonable. I mean, they're cooking up their kid in a uterine replicator. It's not like someone even can graft a little bastard onto the family tree these days. In any case, he's nailed down a post in the colonial administration, and is whisking her off to Sergyar. He scarcely even let us make a civil good-bye.' It had been an unpleasant scene with oblique death threats, actually. It might have been mitigated by the slightest sign of regret, or even concern for Ivan's health and safety, on her part, but instead she'd spent the moment hanging on her husband's arm and looking impressed by his territorial trumpeting. As for the pubescent prole terrorist with the lightflyer whom he'd next tried to persuade to mend his broken heart . . . he suppressed a shudder.

Ivan shrugged off his retrospective moment of depression, and went on, 'But a widow, a real live young widow! Do you know how hard they are to find these days? I know fellows in HQ who'd give their right hands for a friendly widow, except they have to save them for those long, lonely nights. However did you luck onto this honey- pot?'

His cousin didn't deign to answer. After a moment, he gestured to the flimsy, rolled up beside Ivan's empty plate. 'So what's all this?'

'Ah.' Ivan flattened it out, and handed it across the table. 'It's the agenda for your upcoming meeting with the Emperor, the Empress-to-be, and my mother. She's pinning Gregor to the wall on all the final details about the wedding. Since you are to be Gregor's Second, your presence is requested and required.'

'Oh.' Miles glanced down the contents. A puzzled line appeared between his brows, and he looked up again at Ivan. 'Not that this isn't important, but shouldn't you be on duty at Ops right now?'

'Ha,' said Ivan glumly. 'Do you know what those bastards have done to me?'

Miles shook his head, brows rising inquisitively.

'I have been formally seconded to my mother—my mother —as aide-de-camp till the wedding's over. I joined the Service to get away from my mother, blast it. And now she's suddenly my chain of command!'

His cousin's brief grin was entirely without sympathy. 'Until Laisa is safely hitched to Gregor, and can take over her duties as his political hostess, your mother may be the most important person in Vorbarr Sultana. Don't underestimate her. I've seen planetary invasion plans less complex than what's being booted about for this Imperial Wedding. It's going to take all Aunt Alys's generalship to bring it off.'

Ivan shook his head. 'I knew I should have put in for off-planet duty while I still could. Komarr, Sergyar, some dismal embassy, anywhere but Vorbarr Sultana.'

Miles's face sobered. 'I don't know, Ivan. Short of a surprise attack, this is the most politically important event of—I was about to say, of the year, but I really think, of our lifetimes. The more little heirs Gregor and Laisa can put between you and me and the Imperium, the safer we'll be. Us and our families.'

'We don't have families yet,' Ivan pointed out. So, is that what's on his mind with the pretty widow? Oh ho!

'Would we have dared? I sure thought about the issue, every time I got close enough to a woman to . . . never mind. But this wedding needs to run on rails, Ivan.'

'I'm not arguing with that,' said Ivan sincerely. He reached down to dissuade the kitten, who had licked the plate clean, from trying to sharpen its claws on his polished boots. A few moments spent petting it in his lap bought it off from that enthusiasm, and it settled down, purring, to the serious business of digesting and growing more hairs to shed on Imperial uniforms. 'So what's your widow's first name, say again?' Miles hadn't actually imparted that bit of information, yet.

'Ekaterin,' Miles sighed. His mouth seemed to caress all four syllables before reluctantly parting with them.

Oh, yeah. Ivan thought back over every bit of chaff his cousin had ever inflicted upon him for his numerous love affairs. Did you think I was a stone, for you to sharpen your wits upon? Opportunities to even the score seemed to hover on the horizon like rain clouds after a long drought. 'Grief-stricken, is she, you say? Seems to me she could use someone with a sense of humor, to cheer her up. Not you, you're clearly in one of your funks. Maybe I ought to volunteer to show her the town.'

Miles had poured himself more tea and been just about to put his feet up on a neighboring chair; at this, they came back down with a thump. 'Don't even think about it. This one is mine .'

'Really? You secretly betrothed already? Quick work, coz.'

'No,' he admitted grudgingly.

'You have some sort of an understanding?'

'Not yet.'

'So she is not, in point of fact, anyone's but her own. At present.'

Uncharacteristically, Miles took a slow sip of tea before responding. 'I mean to change that. When the time is right, which it surely is not yet.'

'Hey, all's fair in love and war. Why can't I try?'

Miles snapped back, 'If you step in this, it will be war.'

'Don't let your exalted new status go to your head, coz. Even an Imperial Auditor can't order a woman to sleep with him.'

'Marry him,' Miles corrected frostily.

Ivan tilted his head, his grin spreading. 'My God, you are gone completely over the edge. Who'd have guessed it?'

Miles bared his teeth. 'Unlike you, I have never pretended to not be interested in that fate. I have no brave bachelor speeches to eat. Nor a juvenile reputation as a local stud to maintain. Or live down, as the case may be.'

'My, we are snarky today.'

Miles took a deep breath; before he could speak, Ivan put in, 'Y'know, that head-down hostile scrunch makes you look more hunch-backed. You ought to watch that.'

After a long, chill silence, Miles said softly, 'Are you challenging my ingenuity . . . Ivan?'

'Ah . . .' It didn't take long to grope for the right answer. 'No.'

'Good,' Miles breathed, settling back. 'Good . . .' Another long and increasingly disturbing silence followed this, during which his cousin studied Ivan through narrowed eyes. At last, he seemed to come to some internal decision. 'Ivan, I'm asking for your word as Vorpatril—just between you and me—that you will leave Ekaterin alone.'

Ivan's brows flew up. 'That's a little pushy, isn't it? I mean, doesn't she get a vote?'

Miles's nostrils flared. 'You have no real interest in her.'

'How do you know? How do I know? I barely had a chance to say hello before