A Civil Campaign

compelled to point out. 'You cannot logically imply my cousin Ivan is a homosexual for screwing Dono, not that I think he is doing so, unless you simultaneously grant Dono is actually male. In which case, his suit for the Vorrutyer Countship holds.'

'I think,' said Richars primly after a moment, 'your cousin Ivan may be a very confused young man.'

'Not about that, he's not,' Miles sighed.

'This is irrelevant.' Richars impatiently brushed away the question of Ivan's sexuality, of whatever mode.

'I must agree.'

'Look, Miles.' Richars tented his hands in a gesture of reason. 'I know you Vorkosigans have backed the Progressives since Piotr's days ended, just as we Vorrutyers have always been staunch Conservatives. But this prank of Donna's attacks the basis of Vor power itself. If we Vor do not stand together on certain core issues, the time will come when all Vor will find ourselves with nothing left to stand upon. I assume I can count on your vote.'

'I hadn't really given the suit much thought yet.'

'Well, think about it now. It's coming up very soon.'

All right, all right, granted, the fact that Dono amused Miles considerably more than Richars did was not, in and of itself, qualification for a Countship. He was going to have to step back and evaluate this. Miles sighed, and tried to force himself to attend more seriously to Richars's presentation.

Richars probed, 'Are there any matters you are pursuing in Council at the moment, especially?'

Richars was angling for a vote-trade, or more properly, a trade in vote-futures, since, unlike Miles's, his vote was vapor right now. Miles thought it over. 'Not at present. I have a personal interest in the Komarran solar mirror repair, since I think it will be a good investment for the Imperium, but Gregor seems to have his majority well in hand on that one.' In other words, you don't have anything I need, Richars. Not even in theory. But he added after a moment's further reflection, 'By-the-by, what do you think of Ren? Vorbretten's dilemma?'

Richars shrugged. 'Unfortunate. Not Ren?'s fault, I suppose, the poor sod, but what's to be done?'

'Reconfirm Ren? in his own right?' Miles suggested mildly.

'Impossible,' said Richars with conviction. 'He's Cetagandan .'

'I am trying to think by what possible criteria anyone could sanely describe Ren? Vorbretten as a Cetagandan,' said Miles.

'Blood,' said Richars without hesitation. 'Fortunately, there is an untainted Vorbretten line of descent to draw on to take his place. I imagine Sigur will grow into Ren?'s Countship well enough in time.'

'Have you promised Sigur your vote?'

Richars cleared his throat. 'Since you mention it, yes.'

Therefore, Richars now possessed the promise of Count Vormoncrief's support. Nothing to be done for Ren? with that tight little circle. Miles merely smiled.

'This delay in my confirmation has been maddening,' Richars went on after a moment. 'Three months wasted, while the Vorrutyer's District drifts without a hand on the controls, and Donna prances around having her sick little joke.'

'Mm, that sort of surgery is neither trivial nor painless.' If there was one techno-torture on which Miles was an expert, it was modern medicine. 'In a strange sense, Dono killed Donna for this chance. I think he's deathly serious. And having sacrificed so much for it, I imagine he's likely to value the prize.'

'You're not—' Richars looked taken aback. 'You're surely not thinking of voting for her, are you? You can't imagine your father endorsing that!'

'Plainly, if I do, he does. I am his Voice.'

'Your grandfather,' Richars looked around the sitting room, 'would spin in his grave!'

Miles's lips drew back on a humorless smile. 'I don't know, Richars. Lord Dono makes an excellent first impression. He may be received everywhere the first time for curiosity, but I can well imagine him being invited back on his own merits.'

'Is that why you received her at Vorkosigan House, for curiosity? I must say, you didn't help the Vorrutyers with that. Pierre was strange—did he ever show you his collection of hats lined with gold foil?—and his sister's no improvement. The woman should be clapped in an attic for this whole appalling escapade.'

'You should get over your prejudices and meet Lord Dono.' You can leave any time now, in fact. 'He quite charmed Lady Alys.'

'Lady Alys holds no vote in Council.' Richars gave Miles a sharp frown. 'Did he—she —charm you?'

Miles shrugged, compelled to honesty. 'I wouldn't go that far. He wasn't my chief concern that night.'

'Yes,' said Richars grumpily, 'I heard all about your problem.'

What? Abruptly, Miles found that Richars had finally riveted his full, undivided attention. 'And what problem would that be?' he inquired softly.

Richar's lip turned up in a sour smile. 'Sometimes, you remind me of my cousin By. He's very practiced at the suave pose, but he's not nearly as slick as he pretends to be. I'd have thought you'd have had the tactical wits to seal the exits before springing a trap like that.' He conceded after a moment, 'Though I do think the better of Alexi's widow for standing up to you.'

'Alexi's widow?' breathed Miles. 'I didn't know Alexi was married, let alone deceased. Who's the lucky lady?'

Richars gave him a don't-be-stupid look. His smile grew odder, as it penetrated that he'd drawn Miles out of his irritating indifference at last. 'It was just a leetle obvious, don't you think, My Lord Auditor? Just a leetle obvious?' He leaned back in his chair, squinting through narrowed eyes.

'I'm afraid you've lost me,' said Miles, in an extremely neutral tone. As automatically as breathing, Miles's face, posture, gestures slid into Security mode, unrevealing, unobtrusive.

'Your Administrator Vorsoisson's so-convenient death? Alexi thinks the widow hadn't guessed earlier how—and why—her husband died. But judging from her flaming exit from your proposal-party, all of Vorbarr Sultana figures that she knows now.'

Miles kept his expression to no more than a faint, slight smile. 'If you are talking about Madame Vorsoisson's late husband Tien, he died in a breath mask accident.' He did not add I was there . It didn't sound . . . helpful.

'Breath mask, eh? Easy enough to arrange. I can think of three or four ways to do it without even exerting myself.'

'Motivation alone does not a murder make. Or . . . since you're so quick at this—what did happen the night Pierre's fianc?e was killed?'

Richars's chin rose. 'I was investigated and cleared. You haven't been. Now, I don't know if the talk about you is true, nor do I greatly care. But I doubt you'd care for the ordeal either way.'

'No.' Miles's smile remained fixed. 'Enjoyed your part in that