A Civil Campaign

geezer-class , he said right-thinking . Comes to the same thing.'

'Oh, Falco is tolerably amused by you,' Miles ruthlessly contradicted Ivan's personal experience. 'More to the point, you'll have no trouble getting Dono in to see him. And while you're there, you can both put in good words for Ren?.'

I knew it would come to this, sooner or later. 'I'd have had to swallow chaff enough if I'd presented Lady Donna to him as a fianc?e. He's never had the time of day for Vorrutyers generally. Presenting Lord Dono to him as a future colleague . . .' Ivan shuddered, and stared at the bearded man, who stared back with a peculiar lift to his lip.

'Fianc?e, Ivan?' inquired Dono. 'I didn't know you cared.'

'Well, and I've missed my chance now, haven't I?' Ivan said grumpily.

'Yes, now and any time these past five years while I was cooling my heels down in the District. I was there. Where were you?' Dono dismissed Ivan's plaint with a jerk of his chin; the tiny flash of bitterness in his brown eyes made Ivan squirm inside. Dono saw his discomfort, and smiled slowly, and rather evilly. 'Indeed, Ivan, clearly this entire episode is all your fault , for being so slow off the mark.'

Ivan flinched. Dammit, that woman—man—person, knows me too bloody well . . .

'Anyway,' Dono went on, 'since the choice is between Richars and me, Falco's stuck with a Vorrutyer whatever the case. The only question is which one.'

'And I'm sure you can point out all the disadvantages of Richars,' Miles interposed smoothly.

'Somebody else can. Not me,' said Ivan. 'Serving officers are not supposed to involve themselves with party politics anyway, so there.' He folded his arms and stood, or at any rate, sat, precariously on his dignity.

Miles tapped Ivan's mother's letter. 'But you have a lawful order from your assigned superior. In writing, no less.'

'Miles, if you don't burn that damned letter after this meeting, you're out of your mind! It's so hot I'm surprised it hasn't burst into flame all on its own!' Hand-written, hand-delivered, no copy electronic or otherwise anywhere—the destroy-after-reading directive was inherent.

Miles's teeth bared in a small smile. 'Teaching me my business, Ivan?'

Ivan glowered. 'I flat refuse to go a step farther in this. I told Dono that taking him to your dinner party was the last favor I'd do for him, and I'm standing on my word.'

Miles eyed him. Ivan shifted uneasily. He hoped Miles wouldn't think to call the Residence for a reiteration. Standing up to his mother seemed safer in absentia than in person. He fixed a surly look on his face, hunkered in his chair, and waited—somewhat curiously—for whatever creative blackmail or bribery or strong-arm tactic Miles would next evolve to twist him to his will. Escorting Dono to Falco Vorpatril was going to be so damned embarrassing. He was planning just how to present himself to Falco as a thoroughly disinterested bystander, when Miles said, 'Very well. Moving right along —'

'I said no!' Ivan cried desperately.

Miles glanced up at him in faint surprise. 'I heard you. Very well: you're off the hook. I shall ask nothing further of you. You can relax.'

Ivan sat back in profound relief.

Not, he assured himself, profound disappointment. And most certainly not profound alarm. But . . . but . . . but . . . the obnoxious little git needs me, to pull his nuts out of the fire . . .

'Moving right along now,' Miles continued, 'we come to the subject of dirty tricks.'

Ivan stared at him in horror. Ten years as Illyan's top agent in ImpSec coverts ops . . . 'Don't do it, Miles!'

'Don't do what?' Miles inquired mildly.

'Whatever you're thinking of. Just don't. I don't want anything to do with it.'

'What I was about to say,' said Miles, giving him an extremely dry look, 'was that we , being on the side of truth and justice, need not stoop to such chicanery as, say, bribery, assassination or milder forms of physical diversion, or—heh!— blackmail. Besides, those sorts of things tend to . . . backfire.' His eye glinted. 'We do need to keep a sharp lookout for any such moves on the part of our adversaries. Beginning with the obvious—put everyone's full duty roster of Armsmen on high-alert status, make sure your vehicles are guarded from tampering and that you have alternate modes and routes for reaching Vorhartung Castle the morning of the vote. Also, detach whatever trusted and resourceful men you can spare to be certain that nothing untoward happens to impede the arrival of your supporters.'

'If we're not stooping, what do you call that shell game with the Vortugalovs and the uterine replicator?' Ivan demanded indignantly.

'A piece of wholly unexpected good fortune. None of us here had anything to do with it,' Miles replied tranquilly.

'So it's not a dirty trick if it's untraceable?'

'Correct, Ivan. You learn fast. Grandfather would have been . . . surprised.'

Lord Dono looked very thoughtful at this, leaning back and gently stroking his beard. His faint smile gave Ivan chills.

'Byerly.' Miles looked across to the other Vorrutyer, who was nibbling gently on a canap? and either listening or dozing, depending on what those half-closed eyes signified. By opened his eyes fully, and smiled. Miles went on, 'Have you overheard anything we ought to know on this last head from Richars or the Vormoncrief party?'

'So far, they appear to have limited themselves to ordinary canvassing. I believe they have not yet realized you're closing on them.'

Ren? Vorbretten regarded By doubtfully. 'Are we? Not by my tally. And when and if they do realize—and I'll bet Boriz Vormoncrief will catch on to it eventually—how d'you think they'll jump?'

By held out his hand, and tilted it back and forth in a balancing gesture. 'Count Vormoncrief is a staid old stick. However things fall out, he'll live to vote another day. And another, and another. He's far from indifferent to Sigur's fate, but I don't think he'll cross the line for him. Richars . . . well, this vote is everything to Richars, now, isn't it? He started out in a fury at being forced to exert himself for it at all. Richars is a loose cannon, getting looser.' This image did not appear to disturb By; in fact, he seemed to draw some private pleasure from it.

'Well, keep us informed if anything changes in that quarter,' said Miles.

Byerly made a little salute of spreading his hand over his heart. 'I live to serve.'

Miles raised his eyes and gave By a penetrating look; Ivan wondered if this sardonic cooption of the old ImpSec tag-line perhaps did not sit too well with one who'd laid down so much blood and bone in Imperial service. He cringed in anticipation of the exchange if Miles sought to censure By for this minor witticism, but to Ivan's relief Miles let it pass. After a few more minutes spent apportioning target Counts, the meeting broke up.