A small grin, immediately suppressed, told Miles the pilot was amenable to this argument. 'Yes, sir,' he said, making it an order-received, and therefore Miles s lordly officer's responsibility, and not that of a lowly tech- sergeant. 'Whatever you say, sir.'
'Miles,' muttered Ivan, 'what do you think you're doing?'
'Observing,' said Miles primly. 'I'm going to observe and see how good Cetagandan station security is at their job. I think Illyan would want to know, don't you? Oh, they'll be around to question us, and take these goodies back, but this way I can get more information in return. Relax, Ivan.'
Ivan settled back, his disturbed air gradually dissipating as the minutes ticked on with no further interruptions to the boredom in the little pod. Miles examined his prizes. The nerve disrupter was of some exceptionally fine Cetagandan civilian make, not military issue, in itself odd; the Cetagandans did not encourage the dispersal of deadly anti-personnel weapons among their general populace. But it did not bear the fancy decorations that would mark it as some ghem-lord's toy. It was plain and functional, of a size meant to be carried concealed.
The short rod was odder still. Embedded in its transparent casing was a violent glitter, looking decorative; Miles was sure microscopic examination would reveal fine dense circuitry. One end of the device was plain, the other covered with a seal which was itself locked in place.
'This looks like it's meant to be inserted in something,' he said to Ivan, turning the rod in the light.
'Maybe it's a dildo,' Ivan smirked.
Miles snorted. 'With the ghem-lords, who can say? But no, I don't think so.' The indented seal on the end- cap was in the shape of some clawed and dangerous-looking bird. Deep within the incised figure gleamed metallic lines, the circuit-connections. Somewhere somebody owned the mate, a raised screaming bird-pattern full of complex encodes which would release the cover, revealing . . . what? Another pattern of encodes? A key for a key … It was all extraordinarily elegant. Miles smiled in sheer fascination.
Ivan regarded him uneasily. 'You are going to give it back, aren't you?'
'Of course. If they ask for it.'
'And if they don't?'
'Keep it for a souvenir, I suppose. It's too pretty to throw away. Maybe I'll take it home as a present to Illyan, let his cipher-laboratory elves play with it as an exercise. For about a year. It's not an amateur's bauble, even I can tell that.'
Before Ivan could come up with more objections, Miles undid his green tunic and slipped the device into his own inner breast pocket. Out of sight, out of mind. 'Ah—you want to keep this?' He handed the nerve disrupter across to his cousin.
Ivan plainly did. Placated by this division of the spoils, Ivan, a partner in crime now, made the little weapon disappear into his own tunic. The weapon's secret and sinister presence would do nicely, Miles calculated, to keep Ivan distracted and polite all through the upcoming disembarkation.
At last the station traffic control directed them to dock again. They locked onto a pod pocket two up from the one they had been assigned before. This time the door opened without incident. After a slight hesitation, Ivan exited through the flex tube. Miles followed him.
Six men awaited them in a gray chamber almost identical to the first one, if cleaner and better lit. Miles recognized the Barrayaran ambassador immediately. Lord Vorob'yev was a stout solid man of about sixty-standard, sharp-eyed, smiling, and contained. He wore a Vorob'yev House uniform, rather formal for the occasion Miles thought, wine-red with black trim. He was flanked by four guards in Barrayaran undress greens. Two Cetagandan station officials, in mauve and gray garb of similar style but more complex cut than the intruder's, stood slightly apart from the Barrayarans.
Only two stationers? Where were the civil police, Cetagandan military intelligence, or at least some ghem- faction's private agents? Where were the questions, and the questioners Miles had been anticipating dissecting?
Instead, he found himself greeting Ambassador Vorob'yev as if nothing had happened, just as he'd first rehearsed. Vorob'yev was a man of Miles s father's generation, and in fact had been his appointee, back when Count Vorkosigan had still been Regent. Vorob'yev had been holding down this critical post for six years, having retired from his military career to take up Imperial service on the civil side. Miles resisted an urge to salute, and gave the ambassador a formal nod instead.
'Good afternoon, Lord Vorob'yev. My father sends you his personal regards, and these messages.'
Miles handed across the sealed diplomatic disk, an act duly noted by a Cetagandan official on his report panel. 'Six items of luggage?' the Cetagandan inquiredwith a nod, as the pod pilot finished stacking them on the waiting float pallet, saluted Miles, and returned to his ship.
'Yes, that's all,' said Ivan. To Miles's eye, Ivan looked stuffed and shifty, intensely conscious of the contraband in his pocket, but apparently the Cetagandan official could not read his cousin's expression as well as Miles could.
The Cetagandan waved a hand, and the ambassador nodded to his guards; two of them split off to accompany the luggage on its trip through Cetagandan inspection. The Cetagandan re-sealed the docking port, and bore off the float-pallet.
Ivan anxiously watched it go. 'Will we get it all back?'
'Eventually. After some delays, if things run true to form,' said Vorob'yev easily. 'Did you gentlemen have a good trip?'
'Entirely uneventful,' said Miles, before Ivan could speak. 'Until we got here. Is this a usual docking port for Barrayaran visitors, or were we redirected for some other reason?' He kept one eye on the remaining Cetagandan official, watching for a reaction.
Vorob'yev smiled sourly. 'Sending us through the service entrance is just a little game the Cetagandans play with us, to re-affirm our status. You are correct, it is a studied insult, designed to distract our minds. I stopped allowing it to distract me some years ago, and I recommend you do the same.'
The Cetagandan displayed no reaction at all. Vorob'yev was treating him with no more regard than a piece of furniture, a compliment he apparently returned by acting like one. It seemed to be a ritual.
'Thank you, sir, I'll take your advice. Uh . . . were you delayed too? We were. They cleared us to dock once and then sent us back out to cool.'
'The runaround today seems particularly ornate. Consider yourselves honored, my lords. Come this way, please.'
Ivan gave Miles a pleading look as Vorob'yev turned away; Miles shook his head fractionally,
Led by the expressionless Cetagandan station official and flanked by the embassy guards, the two young men accompanied Vorob'yev up several station levels. The Barrayaran embassy's own planetary shuttle was docked to a genuine passenger lock. It had a proper VIP lounge with its own grav system in the flex tube so nobody had to float. There they shed their Cetagandan escort. Once on board the ambassador seemed to relax a little. He settled Miles and Ivan in luxuriously padded seats arranged around a bolted-down comconsole table. At Vorob'yev's nod a guard offered them drinks of choice while they waited for their luggage and departure clearances. Following Vorob'yev's lead they accepted a Barrayaran wine of a particularly mellow vintage. Miles barely sipped, hoping to keep his head clear, while Ivan and the ambassador made small talk about their trip, and mutual Vorish friends back home. Vorob'yev seemed to be personally acquainted with Ivan's mother. Miles ignored Ivan's occasional raised- brow silent invitation to join the chat, and maybe tell Lord Vorob'yev all about their little adventure with the intruder, yes?
Why hadn't the Cetagandan authorities been all over them just now, asking questions? Miles ran scenarios through his heated brain.
