Mirror Dance

“Thank you,” said the Baron. The two Durona children hurried out at her nod. The ritual was begun. Miles sat gingerly, and clamped his teeth together, hard. Whatever was going on here, he hadn’t been briefed. It was clearly Mark’s show. But he wasn’t entirely sure Mark was sane, right now. Smart, yes. Sane, no. Baron Fell looked like he might be coming to the same conclusion, staring across the tea table at his self-appointed host.

The two opponents waited in silence for the tea to arrive, sizing each other up the while. The boy brought in the tray, and set it beside the gruesome box. The girl poured just two cups, Lilly’s finest imported Japan Green, for Mark and the Baron, and offered tea cookies with them.

“No,” said Mark to the cookies in a tone of loathing, “thank you.” The Baron took two, and nibbled one. Mark started to lift his tea cup left-handed, but his hand was shaking too badly, and he set it hastily back in its saucer on the arm of Lilly’s chair before it could spill and scald. The girl slipped silently up to him, and lifted it to his lips; he sipped and nodded gratefully, and she settled down with the cup by his left knee to serve again at his word. He’s hurt one hell of a lot worse than he’s managing to look right now, Miles realized, his stomach cold. The Baron looked at Mark’s trembling left hand, and more dubiously at his right, and shifted uneasily.

“Baron Fell,” Mark said, “I think you will agree with me that time is of the essence. Shall I begin?”

“Please do.”

“In that cold-box,” Mark nodded toward the severed hand, “is the key to House Ryoval. Ry Ryoval’s, ah, secret decoder ring.” Mark cackled loudly, bit back the laugh, and nodded to the girl for another sip of tea. He regained control of his voice and continued. “Embedded in the ring’s crystal are all of the late Baron Ryoval’s personal code-keys. Now, House Ryoval has a peculiar administrative structure. To say that Ry Ryoval was a paranoid control freak would be a gross understatement. But Ryoval is dead, leaving his scattered subordinates at scattered locations without their accustomed direction. When the rumors of his death reach them, who knows what they will do? You’ve seen one example.

“And a day or two from now, the vultures will be flying in from all over to tear at the carcass of House Ryoval. Possession is rather more than nine points of the non-existent law around here. House Bharaputra alone has obvious congruent interests in House Ryoval’s wares. I’m sure you can think of others, Baron.”

Fell nodded.

“But a man who had Ryoval’s own code-keys in his hand today could be at a considerable advantage,” Mark went on. “Particularly if he was well-supplied with personnel to provide material back-up. Without the tedious delays of cracking Ryoval’s codes one by one, he could put himself in position to take immediate control of most or all of House Ryoval’s current assets, from the top down instead of piecemeal. Add to that a well-known tie of blood to lend legitimacy to his claims, and I think most of the competition would sheer off without need for any expensive confrontation at all.”

“My half-brother’s code-key ring is not yours to trade,” said Fell coldly.

“Oh, yes it is,” said Mark. “I won it. I control it. I can destroy it. And,” he licked his lips; the girl raised the teacup again, “I paid for it. You would not now be offered this exclusive—and it is still exclusive—opportunity if not for me.”

The Baron gave a very tiny nod of concession. “Go on.”

“What would you say the value of the Durona Group is, compared to the value of House Ryoval’s current assets? Proportionally.”

The Baron frowned. “One-twentieth. One-thirtieth, perhaps. House Ryoval has far more real estate. The, er, intellectual property value is harder to calculate. They specialize in rather different biological tasks.”

“Leaving aside—or leaving behind—the real estate. House Ryoval is clearly enormously more valuable. Facilities, techs, slaves. Client list. Surgeons. Geneticists.”

“I would have to say so.”

“All right. Let’s trade. I will give you House Ryoval in exchange for the Durona Group, plus value in a bearer-paid credit chit equal to ten percent of the assets of House Ryoval.”

“Ten percent. An agent’s fee,” said Fell, looking at Lilly. Lilly smiled and said nothing.

“A mere agent’s fee,” Mark agreed. “Cheap at twice the price, which not-coincidentally is at least what you will lose without the advantages of Ry Ryoval’s code-keys.”

“And what would you do with all these ladies if you had them, ah Mark?”

“What I wist. Wist, from wistful. I think I like the verb form better.”

“Thinking of setting up in business here yourself? Baron Mark?”

Miles froze, appalled at this new vision.

“No,” sighed Mark. “I wist to go home, Baron. I wist it real bad. I will give the Durona Group—to themselves. And you will let them go, free and unmolested and without pursuit, to wherever they—wist. Escobar, was it, Lilly?” He looked up at Lilly, who looked down at him and smiled, and nodded slightly.

“How very bizarre,” murmured the Baron. “I think you are mad.”

“Oh, Baron. You have no idea.” A weird chuckle escaped Mark. If he was acting, it was the best acting job Miles had ever seen, not excluding his own wildest flights of scam.

The Baron sat back, and crossed his arms. His face grew stony with thought. Would he decide to try to jump them? Frantically, Miles began trying to calculate the military options of a sudden fire-fight, Dendarii on deck, ImpSec in orbit, himself and Mark at risk, the sudden bright muzzle-flare of a projectile weapon— oh God, what a mess—

“Ten percent,” said the Baron at last, “less the value of the Durona Group.”

“Who calculates the value of that intellectual property, Baron?”

“I do. And they evacuate immediately. All property, notes, files, and experiments in progress to be left intact.”

Mark glanced up at Lilly: she bent and whispered in his ear. “The Durona Group shall have the right to duplicate technical files. And have the right to carry away personal items such as clothing and books.”

The Baron stared thoughtfully at the ceiling. “They may carry away—what each one may carry. No more. They may not duplicate technical files. And their credit account remains, as it has always been, mine.”

Lilly’s brows drew down; another whispered conference behind her hand with Mark. He waved away some objection, and pointed orbit-ward. She finally nodded.

“Baron Fell,” Mark took a deep breath, “it’s a Deal.”

“It’s a Deal,” Fell confirmed, watching him with a slight smile.

“My hand on it,” Mark intoned. He snickered, turned his control box over, and twisted a knob on the underside. He set it back down on his chair-arm, and shook out his trembling fingers.

Fell stretched in his chair, shaking off the tension. The guards relaxed. Miles almost fell into a puddle. Cripes, what have we done? At Lilly’s direction, assorted Duronas scattered in a hurry.

“It’s been very entertaining, doing business with you, Mark.” Fell rose. “I don’t know where home is for you, but if you ever decide you want a job, come see me again. I could use an agent like you, in my galactic affairs. Your sense of timing is … viciously elegant.”

“Thank you, Baron,” Mark nodded. “I’ll keep it in mind, should some of my other options not work out.”

“Your brother, too,” Fell added as an afterthought. “Assuming his full recovery, of course. My troops could use a more active combat commander.”

Miles cleared his throat. “House Fell’s needs are mainly defensive. I prefer the Dendarii’s more aggressive type of assignments,” he said.

“There may be more assault work, upcoming,” said Fell, his eyes going slightly distant.

“Thinking of conquering the world?” Miles inquired. The Fell Empire?

“The acquisition of House Ryoval will put House Fell in an interestingly unbalanced position,” said Fell. “It would not be worthwhile to pursue a policy of unlimited expansion, and cope with all the opposition that must result, for a mere five or so years of rule. But if one were to live for another fifty years, say, one might find some most absorbing work for a military officer of capacity. …” Fell raised an inquiring brow at Miles.

“No. Thank you.” And I wish you all joy of each other.

Mark gave Miles a slit-eyed, feline glance of amusement.