imaginary moustache.
'It's no fault of yours, sir; but you shall judge. He has got a power over me. He is the man I spoke of just now as being able to tumble me out of this place neck and crop. He keeps me on a constant see-saw. He won't hold off, and he won't come on. If I have a payment to make him, or time to ask him for, or anything to go to him about, he don't see me, don't hear me-passes me on to Melchisedech's in Clifford's Inn, Melchisedech's in Clifford's Inn passes me back again to him-he keeps me prowling and dangling about him as if I was made of the same stone as himself. Why, I spend half my life now, pretty well, loitering and dodging about his door. What does he care? Nothing. Just as much as the rusty old carbine I have compared him to. He chafes and goads me till-Bah! Nonsense! I am forgetting myself. Mr. Woodcourt,' the trooper resumes his march, 'all I say is, he is an old man; but I am glad I shall never have the chance of setting spurs to my horse and riding at him in a fair field. For if I had that chance, in one of the humours he drives me into-he'd go down, sir!'
Mr. George has been so excited that he finds it necessary to wipe his forehead on his shirt-sleeve. Even while he whistles his impetuosity away with the national anthem, some involuntary shakings of his head and heavings of his chest still linger behind, not to mention an occasional hasty adjustment with both hands of his open shirt-collar, as if it were scarcely open enough to prevent his being troubled by a choking sensation. In short, Allan Woodcourt has not much doubt about the going down of Mr.
Tulkinghorn on the field referred to.
Jo and his conductor presently return, and Jo is assisted to his mattress by the careful Phil, to whom, after due administration of medicine by his own hands, Allan confides all needful means and instructions. The morning is by this time getting on apace. He repairs to his lodgings to dress and breakfast, and then, without seeking rest, goes away to Mr. Jarndyce to communicate his discovery.
With him Mr. Jarndyce returns alone, confidentially telling him that there are reasons for keeping this matter very quiet indeed and showing a serious interest in it. To Mr. Jarndyce, Jo repeats in substance what he said in the morning, without any material variation. Only that cart of his is heavier to draw, and draws with a hollower sound.
'Let me lay here quiet and not be chivied no more,' falters Jo,
'and be so kind any person as is a-passin nigh where I used fur to sleep, as jist to say to Mr. Sangsby that Jo, wot he known once, is a-moving on right forards with his duty, and I'll be wery thankful.
I'd be more thankful than I am aready if it wos any ways possible for an unfortnet to be it.'
He makes so many of these references to the law-stationer in the course of a day or two that Allan, after conferring with Mr.
Jarndyce, good-naturedly resolves to call in Cook's Court, the rather, as the cart seems to be breaking down.
To Cook's Court, therefore, he repairs. Mr. Snagsby is behind his counter in his grey coat and sleeves, inspecting an indenture of several skins which has just come in from the engrosser's, an immense desert of law- hand and parchment, with here and there a resting-place of a few large letters to break the awful monotony and save the traveller from despair. Mr Snagsby puts up at one of these inky wells and greets the stranger with his cough of general preparation for business.
'You don't remember me, Mr. Snagsby?'
The stationer's heart begins to thump heavily, for his old apprehensions have never abated. It is as much as he can do to answer, 'No, sir, I can't say I do. I should have considered-not to put too fine a point upon it-that I never saw you before, sir.'
'Twice before,' says Allan Woodcourt. 'Once at a poor bedside, and once-'
'It's come at last!' thinks the afflicted stationer, as recollection breaks upon him. 'It's got to a head now and is going to burst!' But he has sufficient presence of mind to conduct his visitor into the little counting-house and to shut the door.
'Are you a married man, sir?'
'No, I am not.'
'Would you make the attempt, though single,' says Mr. Snagsby in a melancholy whisper, 'to speak as low as you can? For my little woman is a-listening somewheres, or I'll forfeit the business and five hundred pound!'
In deep dejection Mr. Snagsby sits down on his stool, with his back against his desk, protesting, 'I never had a secret of my own, sir.
I can't charge my memory with ever having once attempted to deceive my little woman on my own account since she named the day. I wouldn't have done it, sir. Not to put too fine a point upon it, I couldn't have done it, I dursn't have done it. Whereas, and nevertheless, I find myself wrapped round with secrecy and mystery, till my life is a burden to me.'
His visitor professes his regret to hear it and asks him does he remember Jo. Mr. Snagsby answers with a suppressed groan, oh, don't he!
'You couldn't name an individual human being-except myself-that my little woman is more set and determined against than Jo,' says Mr. Snagsby.
Allan asks why.
'Why?' repeats Mr. Snagsby, in his desperation clutching at the clump of hair at the back of his bald head. 'How should I know why? But you are a single person, sir, and may you long be spared to ask a married person such a question!'
With this beneficent wish, Mr. Snagsby coughs a cough of dismal resignation and submits himself to hear what the visitor has to communicate.
'There again!' says Mr. Snagsby, who, between the earnestness of his feelings and the suppressed tones of his voice is discoloured in the face. 'At it again, in a new direction! A certain person charges me, in the solemnest way, not to talk of Jo to any one, even my little woman. Then comes another certain person, in the person of yourself, and charges me, in an equally solemn way, not to mention Jo to that other certain person above all other persons.
Why, this is a private asylum! Why, not to put too fine a point upon it, this is Bedlam, sir!' says Mr. Snagsby.
But it is better than he expected after all, being no explosion of the mine below him or deepening of the pit into which he has fallen. And being tender-hearted and affected by the account he hears of Jo's condition, he readily engages to 'look round' as early in the evening as he can manage it quietly. He looks round very quietly when the evening comes, but it may turn out that Mrs.
Snagsby is as quiet a manager as he.
Jo is very glad to see his old friend and says, when they are left alone, that he takes it uncommon kind as Mr. Sangsby should come so far out of his way on accounts of sich as him. Mr. Snagsby, touched by the spectacle before him, immediately lays upon the table half a crown, that magic balsam of his for all kinds of wounds.
'And how do you find yourself, my poor lad?' inquires the stationer with his cough of sympathy.
'I am in luck, Mr. Sangsby, I am,' returns Jo, 'and don't want for nothink. I'm more cumfbler nor you can't think. Mr. Sangsby! I'm wery sorry that I done it, but I didn't go fur to do it, sir.'
The stationer softly lays down another half-crown and asks him what it is that he is sorry for having done.
'Mr. Sangsby,' says Jo, 'I went and giv a illness to the lady as wos and yit as warn't the t'other lady, and none of 'em never says nothink to me for having done it, on accounts of their being ser good and my having been s'unfortnet. The lady come herself and see me yesday, and she ses, 'Ah, Jo!' she ses. 'We thought we'd lost you, Jo!' she ses. And she sits down a-smilin so quiet, and don't pass a word nor yit a look upon me for having done it, she don't, and I turns agin the wall, I doos, Mr. Sangsby. And Mr. Jarnders, I see him a-forced to turn away his own self. And Mr. Woodcot, he come fur to giv me somethink fur to ease me, wot he's allus a-doin' on day and night, and wen he come a-bending over me and a-speakin up so bold, I see his tears a-fallin, Mr. Sangsby.'
The softened stationer deposits another half-crown on the table.
Nothing less than a repetition of that infallible remedy will relieve his feelings.
'Wot I was a-thinkin on, Mr. Sangsby,' proceeds Jo, 'wos, as you wos able to write wery large, p'raps?'
'Yes, Jo, please God,' returns the stationer.
