A Grand Tour

her even if the cutter's view screen had been in better condition. If the fuzzy image was an indication of the Colonel Arabi 's condition, however, the cruiser was in very bad condition indeed.

'Why, if I didn't know better,' Nessler said as he looked over the coxswain's shoulder, 'I'd have said that was a Brilliance -class cruiser of the People's Republic of Haven! That's very good. Did the Grand Duchy purchase the plans from the Peeps, or…?'

'Not plans, no,' Orloff said from the command seat to the right of the coxswain. 'We bought the very ship! Nothing is too good for Melungeon, and nothing on Melungeon is too good for Maxwell, Lord Orloff.' He pounded his broad chest with both fists. 'My very self!'

The cutter passed into the cruiser's number two boat bay and settled into the docking buffers. The mechanical docking arms clanged rather more loudly than Mincio had expected, and the personnel tube ran out to the cutter's lock.

The sale of warships to minor states would be a useful profit center for a government like that of Haven, which needed massive production capacity for its own purposes. Post-delivery maintenance wouldn't be part of the deal, however.

'We bought the Colonel Arabi not twenty years ago,' Orloff continued as crewmen manually opened the cutter's hatch. The powered system didn't work. 'Direct from the yard on Haven, not some dog of a castoff. Have you ever seen so lovely a ship in your life, Sir Hakon Nessler? My ship!'

The view of the boat bay gallery beyond through the personnel tube didn't strike Mincio with anything but an awareness of squalor, but Nessler seemed genuinely impressed as he followed Orloff down the tube. 'This is much more than I'd expected,' he said. 'Lord Orloff, I'll admit that I didn't think the Melungeon navy had so very modern a vessel in its inventory.'

Orloff's officers were obsequious to both him and Nessler, but they showed no such reserve toward Mincio or one another. After Mincio had been pushed aside by a woman with three rings on her sleeves and a dueling scar across her forehead, she waited to disembark after all the ship's officers.

'Get to work on the forward lasers, Kotzwinkle,' Orloff said. 'Whichever one you think. And I don't want to spend all day here, either! A drink, Nessler?'

'So…' Mincio said as she caught up with the others as they left the boat bay. The Melungeons were intent on their own business; she was in effect speaking only to Nessler, though without any suggestion of secrecy between them. 'This ship is actually the equal of the Peep vessel on Air?'

'Oh, good God, no!' Nessler said in amusement. 'This is a light cruiser. The ship on Air is a heavy cruiser, quite a different thing, and newer as well. Though—' in a lower voice, still amused '—there may not be a great deal to choose between the professional standards of the crews. And it is a great deal better than I expected.'

Orloff turned and thrust one of the two beakers of brandy he now held into Nessler's hand. 'Come! Look at my lovely ship.'

Mincio followed the pair of them, glad not to have more Musketoon to deal with. Nessler had swallowed a catalyzer before boarding. It converted ethanol to an ester which linked to fatty acids before it could be absorbed in the intestine. So long as Nessler had a supply of suitable food — the bowls of peanuts on the Melungeon card table would do fine — nobody could drink him under the table.

The catalyzer didn't affect the taste of Musketoon, however. If Mincio had a choice, she'd prefer to drink hydraulic fluid.

Several of the officers went off on the business of the ship, shouting angry orders at the enlisted personnel still aboard. With Nessler at his side, Orloff led the rest of his entourage on a stroll through the vessel. Mincio followed as an interested though inexpert observer.

The voyage from Melungeon to Hope was long and presumably a difficult piece of navigation, so the officers and crew had to have at least a modicum of competence. More than a modicum, given the Colonel Arabi 's terrible state of repair.

No expertise was needed to notice the ropes of circuitry routed along the decks, sometimes to enter compartments through holes raggedly cut in what had been blast-proof walls. Equipment didn't fit the racks and was interconnected by exposed cables. Sometimes a replacement unit was welded onto the case of the original.

Above all, everything was filthy. Lubricants and hydraulic fluids had obviously won their battle to bleed over every surface within the closed universe of any starship. Only constant labor by the crews could remove the slimy coating. There was no sign that anybody aboard the Colonel Arabi even made the effort. Mincio saw 20-centimeter beards of gummy lint wobbling everywhere but in the main traffic areas.

They entered an echoing bay. For the most part the Colonel Arabi had given Mincio the dual impressions of being very large and simultaneously very cramped. This was the first time she had the feeling of real volume. Crewmen flitted half-seen in the shadows; only a fraction of the compartment's lighting appeared to function.

'Here we will store the pillar,' Orloff said, gesturing expansively with both hands. 'Three months it took to open the space! Our dockyard on Melungeon, it's shit!'

He spat on the deck at his feet. 'Cheating crooks, just out to line their pockets!'

'That bulkhead separated the forward missile magazine from a main food storage compartment, did it not?' Nessler said. 'Removing the armor plate from a magazine would have been a serious job for any dockyard, Lord Orloff. And I wonder… don't you have flexing problems as a result of the change? That was the main transverse stiffener, I believe.'

'Faugh!' Orloff said. 'We had to have room for the pillar, did we not? What use would it be to come all this way if we couldn't carry the damned pillar?'

As Mincio's eyes adapted to the lack of lighting she made out the forms of two huge cylinders, each nearly the size of the Colonel Arabi 's cutter. They were missiles, sublight spaceships in their own right, each with a nuclear warhead as its cargo.

Perhaps a nuclear warhead. Based on the rest of what she'd seen of the Melungeon navy, the warhead compartment might be empty or hold a quantity of sand for ballast.

'You've had to remove most of your missiles to make room to store Alphane artifacts, I gather, Lord Orloff?' Mincio said. In fact she didn't think anything of the sort. Close up she could see that the cradles which should have held additional missiles were pitted with rust. It had been years if not decades since they'd last been used for their intended purpose.

'This is just the forward missile magazine, Mincio,' Nessler said quickly. 'There's the stern magazine as well, and it hasn't been affected by these modifications.'

'Faugh!' Orloff repeated. 'What do we need missiles for? Are the Alphanes going to attack us, my friend?'

He whacked Nessler across the back and laughed uproariously. 'Besides, do you know how much one of those missiles costs? Much better to spend the naval appropriations on pay for deserving officers, not so?'

A bell chimed three times. A voice called information that Mincio couldn't understand: the combination of loudspeaker distortion, echoes, the Melungeon accent, and naval jargon were just too much for her.

'Hah!' Orloff cried. 'Kotzwinkle is ready so soon. I'll have to apologize for calling him a lazy dog who'd rather screw his sister than do his duty, will I not?'

His laugh boomed again as he shooed both Manticore visitors ahead of him toward the hatch by which they'd entered the bay. 'Another drink and we go back to the camp and play poker, not so?' he said.

'Another drink,' Nessler agreed. 'And tomorrow I'll come out to your camp and we'll play poker, yes.'

* * *

It had rained at the campsite during the night, a brief squall that seemed to have done nothing to lay the dust. Tiny shoots sprang up from what had been bare soil. The vegetation was an unattractive gray hue and it had spikes capable of piercing the fabric sides of Mincio's utility boots. She'd need to get tougher footgear if they were to stay on Hope any length of time.

Beresford was erecting a small tent beside the Melungeons' own shelter. Rovald carried her gear to the spot, making a number of trips rather than chance dropping a piece and damaging it. Mincio had offered to help, but the technician didn't trust anybody else with the equipment. They hadn't been able to bring the protective