Something rotten

3

'Oh God, oh God! How tired, stale and boring life seems to me.'

4

'Oh, damn and double blast! I feel like a garden that's left to seed and overtaken by all those really annoying weeds, like Japanese knotweed or nettles, both of which can be destroyed by using a recommended herbicide, available from Jekyll Garden Centres.

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