They stepped into the brightly-lit foyer of the Odium.
Bezam had done his best. Trolls and dwarfs had worked overnight to finish it.
There were red plush drapes, and pillars, and mirrors.
Plump cherubs and miscellaneous fruit, all painted gold, seemed to cover every surface.
It was like stepping into a box of very expensive chocolates.
Or a nightmare. Victor half expected to hear the roar of the sea, to see drapes fall away with a smear of black slime.
'Oh, gods,' he repeated.
'What's the matter with you?' said Ginger, grinning fixedly at the line of civic dignitaries waiting to be introduced to them.
'Wait and see,' said Victor hoarsely. 'It's Holy Wood! Holy Wood's been brought to Ankh- Morpork!'
'Yes, but?'
'Don't you remember anything? That night in the hill? Before you woke up?'
'No. I told you.'
'Wait and see,' Victor repeated. He glanced at a decorated easel against one wall.
It said: 'Three showings a day!'
And he thought of sand dunes, and ancient myths, and lobsters.
Map-making had never been a precise art on the Discworld. People tended to start off with good intentions and then get so carried away with the spouting whales, monsters, waves and other twiddly bits of cartographic furniture that they often forgot to put the boring mountains and rivers in at all.
The Archchancellor put an overflowing ashtray on a corner that threatened to roll up. He dragged a finger across the grubby surface.
'Says here 'Here be Dragons',' he said. 'Right inside the city, too. Odd, that.'
'That's just Lady Ramkin's Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons,' said the Bursar, distractedly.
'And here there's 'Terra Incognita',' said the Archchancellor. 'Why's that?'
The Bursar craned to see. 'Well, it's probably more interesting than putting in lots of cabbage farms.'
'And there's 'Here be Dragons' again.'
'I think that's just a lie, in fact.'
The Archchancellor's horny thumb continued in the direction they'd worked out. He brushed aside a couple of fly specks.
'Nothing here at all,' he said, peering closer. 'Just the sea. And?' he squinted - 'The Holy Wood. Mean anything?'
'Isn't that where the alchemists all went?' said the Bursar:
'Oh, them.'
'I suppose', said the Bursar slowly, 'they wouldn't be doing some kind of magic out there?'
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