Thief of Time

“Metaphorically or really, master?”

“Both.”

A flight of white birds burst out of the trees and wheeled overhead before swooping off across the valley.

“There will be doves,” said Wen, as Clodpool hurried off to light a fire. “Every day, there will be doves.”

Lu-Tze left the novice in the anteroom. It might have surprised those who disliked him that he took a moment to straighten his robe before he entered the presence of the abbot, but Lu-Tze at least cared for people even if he did not care for rules. He pinched out his cigarette and stuck it behind his ear, too. He had known the abbot for almost six hundred years, and respected him. There weren't many people Lu-Tze respected. Mostly, they just got tolerated.

Usually, the sweeper got on with people in inverse proportion to their local importance, and the reverse was true. The senior monks… well, there could be no such thing as bad thoughts amongst people so enlightened, but it is true that the sight of Lu-Tze ambling insolently through the temple did tarnish a few karmas. To a certain type of thinker the sweeper was a personal insult, with his lack of any formal education or official status and his silly little Way and his incredible successes. So it was surprising that the abbot liked him, because never had there been an inhabitant of the valley so unlike the sweeper, so learned, so impractical and so frail. But then, surprise is the nature of the universe.

Lu-Tze nodded to the minor acolytes who opened the big varnished doors.

“How is his reverence today?” he said.

“The teeth are still giving him trouble, O Lu-Tze, but he is maintaining continuity and has just taken his first steps in a very satisfactory manner.”

“Yes, I thought I heard the gongs.”

The group of monks clustered in the centre of the room stepped aside as Lu-Tze approached the playpen. It was, unfortunately, necessary. The abbot had never mastered the art of circular ageing. He had therefore been forced to achieve longevity in a more traditional way, via serial reincarnation.

“Ah, Sweeper,” he burbled, awkwardly tossing aside a yellow ball and brightening up. “And how are the mountains? Wanna bikkit wanna bikkit!”

“I'm definitely getting vulcanism, Reverend One. It's very encouraging.”

“And you are in persistent good health?” said the abbot, while his pudgy little hand banged a wooden giraffe against the bars.

“Yes, Your Reverence. It's good to see you up and about again.”

“Only for a few steps so far, alas bikkit bikkit wanna bikkit. Unfortunately, young bodies have a mind of their own BIKKIT!”

“You sent me a message, Your Reverence? It said, ‘Put this one to the test.’”

“And what did you think of our want bikkit want bikkit want bikkit NOW young Lobsang Ludd?” An acolyte hurried forward with a plate of rusks. “Would you care for a rusk, by the way?” the abbot added. “Mmmm nicey bikkit!”

“No, Reverend One, I have all the teeth I need,” said the sweeper.

“Ludd is a puzzle, is he not? His tutors have nicey bikkit mmm mmm bikkit told me he is very talented but somehow not all there. But you have never met him and don't know his history and so mmm bikkit and so I would value your uninfluenced observations mmm BIKKIT.”

“He is beyond fast,” said Lu-Tze. “I think he may begin to react to things before they happen.”

“How can anyone tell that? Want teddy want teddy wanna wanna TEDDY!”

“I put him in front of the Device of Erratic Balls in the senior dojo and he was moving towards the right hole fractionally before the ball came out.”

“Some kind of gurgle telepathy, then?”

“If a simple machine has a mind of its own I think we're in really big trouble,” said Lu-Tze. He took a deep breath. “And in the hall of the Mandala he saw the patterns in the chaos.”

“You let a neophyte see the Mandala?” said chief acolyte Rinpo, horrified.

“If you want to see if someone can swim, push him in the river,” said Lu-Tze, shrugging. “What other way is there?”

“But to look at it without the proper training—”

“He saw the patterns,” said Lu-Tze. “And reacted to the Mandala.” He did not add: and the Mandala reacted to him. He wanted to think about that. When you look into the abyss, it's not supposed to wave back.

“It was teddyteddyteddywahwah strictly forbidden, even so,” said the abbot. Clumsily, he fumbled among the toys on his mat and picked up a large wooden brick with a jolly blue elephant printed on it and hurled it clumsily at Rinpo. “Sometimes you presume too much, Sweeper lookit 'lephant!”

There was some applause from the acolytes at the abbot's prowess in animal recognition. “He saw the patterns. He knows what is happening. He just doesn't know what he knows,” said Lu-Tze doggedly. “And within a few seconds of meeting me he stole a small object of value, and I'm still wondering how he did it. Can he really be as fast as that without training? Who is this boy?”

Tick

Who is this girl?

Madam Frout, headmistress of the Frout Academy and pioneer of the Frout Method of Learning Through Fun, often found herself thinking that when she had to interview Miss Susan. Of course, the girl was an employee, but… well, Madam Frout wasn't very good at discipline, which was possibly why she'd invented the Method, which didn't require any. She generally relied on talking to people in a jolly tone of voice until they gave in out of sheer embarrassment on her behalf.

Miss Susan didn't appear ever to be embarrassed about anything.

“The reason I've called you here, Susan, is that, er, the reason is—” Madam Frout faltered.

“There have been complaints?” said Miss Susan.

“Er, no… er… although Miss Smith has told me that the children coming up from your class are, er, restless. Their reading ability is, she says, rather unfortunately advanced…”

“Miss Smith thinks a good book is about a boy and his dog chasing a big red ball,” said Miss Susan. “My children have learned to expect a plot. No wonder they get impatient. We're reading Grim Fairy Tales at the moment.”

“That is rather rude of you, Susan.”

“No, madam. That is rather polite of me. It would have been rude of me to say that there is a circle of Hell reserved for teachers like Miss Smith.”

“But that's a dreadf—” Madam Frout stopped, and began again. “You should not be teaching them to read at all yet!” she snapped. But it was the snap of a soggy twig. Madam Frout cringed back in her chair when Miss Susan looked up. The girl had this terrible ability to give you her full attention. You had to be a better person than Madam Frout to survive in the intensity of that attention. It inspected your soul, putting little red circles around the bits it didn't like. When Miss Susan looked at you, it was as if she was giving you marks.

“I mean,” the headmistress mumbled, “childhood is a time for play and—”

“Learning,” said Miss Susan.

“Learning through play,” said Madam Frout, grateful to find familiar territory. “After all, kittens and puppies—”