Eleanora took the documents ceremoniously back from him and stepped forward and to the side. Dropping to both knees at the edge of the stairs, she held them out, hoping that one of these glittering idiots would figure out her purpose.
One of the advisers—a senior one, by the decoration of his horns—trotted down the steps and accepted the documents as Roger continued his speech about the magnificence of Marshad and its ruler, whose name he had yet to find out.
She backchecked the translation and winced. The program had reversed genders on Empress Alexandra, making her “Emperor Alexander,” which was historically humorous but a pain otherwise. Eleanora locked that description in for this culture (they were never going to know the difference anyway), and checked the other gender settings. Sure enough, the program had reversed gender in the dialect. Fortunately, the translation glitch hadn’t come up yet, so she suppressed a snarl and fixed it, then dumped the patch to the other toots and went back to listening to Roger’s speech
“ . . . bring joyous news: Voitan is restored! The Kranolta in all their fury came against us when we entered the fallen city, but that was a grave mistake. Aided by the forces of New Voitan, we defeated them in a terrible battle and destroyed their war host utterly. Even now the foundries and forges of fabled Voitan ring once more with the sound of forming metal! Soon the caravans will come once more on a regular basis. We are the first, but we shall not be the last!”
The prince paused in a planned break for the expected applause, but there was only a quiet murmur, and even that was almost instantly hushed. Roger was clearly nonplussed by the lack of reaction, but he carried on gamely.
“We are foreign emissaries on a voyage of exploration, and we are to be met by ships on a distant shore to the northwest. Thus we ask the boon of permission to pass through these lands in peace. We also wish to rest and enjoy the hospitality of your city, and we have brought rich booty from the conquest of the Kranolta which we wish to trade for supplies to continue our journey.”
He bowed again as the king sat up. The entire company tensed, although an outside observer might have been pardoned for not realizing that it had, as the saffron-clad monarch leaned forward and examined the documents. After a brief, whispered consultation with one of his advisers, concentrating on the letter from the King of Q’Nkok, the monarch clapped his hands in agreement and stood.
“Welcome, welcome, Your Highness, to the land of Marshad, you and all your brave warriors! We have heard of your exploits in defeating the Kranolta and raising Voitan to its ancient and honorable place! In Our name, Radj Hoomas, King of Marshad, Lord of the Land, We welcome you to Marshad. Rest here as long as you like. A place has been prepared for you and your great warriors, and there shall be a great feast in your honor tonight! So We declare! Let there be merriment and celebration, for the way to Voitan is open once more!”
CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
“I don’t think I understand your reasoning, Sir.” Lieutenant Jasco shook his head and gestured around the sumptuous quarters the officers had been given. “They certainly seem friendly enough.”
“So does a spider, Lieutenant,” Pahner replied. “Right before it eats a fly.”
The room was paneled in blond wood, the pale grain cut to expose abstract swirls. The floor was covered in cushions a shade or two darker than the wood, most of them piled to one side, and the single window revealed a breathtaking view of the city and the river, with a glimpse of Pasule and the vast stretch of cultivated land beyond.
All in all, it was a pleasant place. Now if they could just decide whether or not it was a prison.
“We’ve been dealing with Mardukans for a while now,” Roger said. “They’re not the gentlest people in the galaxy, but they have more regard for life than we saw this morning.”
“Roger is correct,” O’Casey said. “This town, the whole local culture, appears atypical. And the focus of that would seem to be Radj Hoomas.” She fingered the silken cover of the pillow on which she sat. “
“Well, okay,” Jasco said. “But that doesn’t necessarily mean there’s anything wrong. There have been plenty of societies where everyone was a weaver, or whatever. It doesn’t make this culture evil.”
“No, but it does make it dangerous,” Pahner said definitively. “We need to back off from thinking like Marines and start thinking like bodyguards again.”
Cord nodded in a gesture he’d picked up from the humans.
“A monarch like this Radj cares only about himself and his needs. And this
Pahner nodded back at the shaman and looked at Kosutic.
“What are the major assassination methods?”
“You think he’s going to try to assassinate Prince Roger, Sir?” Jasco asked. “Why?”
“Maybe not Roger,” the sergeant major rasped, “but if he thinks there’s some profit to be made from killing the guards and taking Roger hostage, he might try.” She looked at the ceiling and began ticking methods off. “Poison, bomb, hand, knife, smart-bot, close-shot, long-shot, heavy weapon, weapons of mass destruction.”
“This society has hand, poison, and knife,” Pahner said. “So we need to concentrate on those.”
“We already have analyzers,” Roger pointed out, “they’ll pick up poisons.”
“If they come at us with swords, we respond with guns,” Jasco said.
“And if they come at you with knives?” the sergeant major asked with a grim smile. “
“Exactly.” Pahner turned to O’Casey. “You’re going to be handling point on the negotiations again. Make sure they’re aware that Roger has to have,” he paused and thought for a moment, “seven guards at all times. Seven is a mystic number to us humans. Not to be trifled with. So sorry if that’s a problem.”
“Okay,” Eleanora said, making a note on her toot.
“I don’t trust him as far as I could throw Patty,” Roger said.
“Why not, Your Highness?” Jasco asked, perhaps just a trifle more dismissively than he really ought to have spoken to the Heir Tertiary to the Throne of Man. “They’ve given us everything we wanted on a silver platter, and no wonder. I mean, obviously, they’re happy they’ll be getting the Voitan trade back. Look at the slums we passed through on the way up.”
“That’s exactly why,” Roger said quietly. “Look, I might have been a clotheshorse. Well, still am,” he amended with a chuckle, looking down at his stained chameleon uniform. “But,” he continued seriously, “it wasn’t the same as this place. Right down the hill from us there’s crushing poverty. In case you didn’t notice, most of those kids were literally starving. And the guy who should be working on fixing that is sitting on his ass at the top of the heap, sucking on fruit, having his horns inlaid, and cutting peasants’ heads off. And there are all these fields where food could be grown, but it isn’t. They’re being planted in flaxsilk. So the people are starving, and I don’t think that that’s the
“Seven guards, Chief of Staff, Sergeant Major,” Pahner said emphatically. “Fully armed. Especially at this ‘Victory Party.’ And extra especially,” he added dryly, “after all the trouble ‘our friend’ the monarch went to making sure we came here.”
“Yeah,” Roger said. “A ‘tinker.’ ”
“You caught that, too?” Eleanora observed with a smile.
“I wonder what he really is?”
“You succeeded, Kheder Bijan,” the king observed. He took a nibble out of a kate fruit and tossed the remainder on the floor. “Congratulations, ‘Scout.’ ”
“Thank you, O King,” the commander of the Royal Scouts replied. The Scouts actually did some scouting,
