The Drawing of the Three

'Jesus-fuckin-jumped-up-Christ-on-a-pony! The case is glass! You see any wallets there?'

'No, not there … I meant here,' Delevan said, moving toward the register. His voice was a cat's purr. At this point a chrome-steel reinforcing strip almost two feet wide ran down the shelves of the case. Delevan looked back at the man in the blue suit, who nodded.

'I want you guys out of here right now,' Fat Johnny said. He had lost some of his color. 'You come back with a warrant, that's different. But for now, I want you the fuck out. Still a free fuckin country, you kn—hey! hey! HEY, QUIT THAT!'

O'Mearah was peering over the counter.

'That's illegal!' Fat Johnny was howling. 'That's fuckin illegal, the Constitution …my fuckin lawyer …you get back on your side right now or—'

'I just wanted a closer look at the merchandise,' O'Mearah said mildly, 'on account of the glass in your display case is so fucking dirty. That's why I looked over. Isn't it, Carl?'

'True shit, buddy,' Delevan said solemnly.

'And look what I found.'

Roland heard a click, and suddenly the gunslinger in the blue uniform was holding an extremely large gun in his hand.

Fat Johnny, who had finally realized he was the only person in the room who would tell a story that differed from the fairy tale just told by the cop who had taken his Mag, turned sullen.

'I got a permit,' he said.

'To carry?' Delevan asked.

'Yeah.'

'To carry concealed?'

'Yeah.'

'This gun registered?' O'Mearah asked. 'It is, isn't it?'

'Well … I mighta forgot.'

'Might be it's hot, and you forgot that, too.'

'Fuck you. I'm calling my lawyer.'

Fat Johnny started to turn away. Delevan grabbed him.

'Then there's the question of whether or not you got a permit to conceal a deadly weapon in a spring- clip device,' he said in the same soft, purring voice. 'That's an interesting question, because so far as I know, the City of New York doesn't issue a permit like that.'

The cops were looking at Fat Johnny; Fat Johnny was glaring back at them. So none of them noticed Roland turn the sign hanging in the door from OPEN to CLOSED.

'Maybe we could start to resolve this matter if we could find the gentleman's wallet,' O'Mearah said. Satan himself could not have lied with such genial persuasiveness. 'Maybe he just dropped it, you know.'

'I told you! 1 don't know nothing about the guy's wallet! Guy's out of his mind!'

Roland bent down. 'There it is,' he remarked. 'I can just see it. He's got his foot on it.'

This was a lie, but Delevan, whose hand was still on Fat Johnny's shoulder, shoved the man back so rapidly that it was impossible to tell if the man's foot had been there or not.

It had to be now. Roland glided silently toward the counter as the two gunslingers bent to peer under the counter. Because they were standing side by side, this brought their heads close together. O'Mearah still had the gun the clerk had kept under the counter in his right hand.

'Goddam, it's there!' Delevan said excitedly. 'I see it!'

Roland snapped a quick glance at the man they had called Fat Johnny, wanting to make sure he was not going to make a play. But he was only standing against the wall—pushing against it, actually, as if wishing he could push himself into it—with his hands hanging at his sides and his eyes great wounded O's. He looked like a man wondering how come his horoscope hadn't told him to beware this day.

No problem there.

'Yeah!' O'Mearah replied gleefully. The two men peered under the counter, hands on uniformed knees. Now O'Mearah's left his knee and he reached out to snag the wallet. 'I see it, t—'

Roland took one final step forward. He cupped Delevan's right cheek in one hand, O'Mearah's left cheek in the other, and all of a sudden a day Fat Johnny Holden believed had to have hit rock bottom got a lot worse. The spook in the blue suit brought the cops' heads together hard enough to make a sound like rocks wrapped in felt colliding with each other.

The cops fell in a heap. The man in the gold-rimmed specs stood. He was pointing the .357 Mag at Fat Johnny. The muzzle looked big enough to hold a moon rocket.

'We're not going to have any trouble, are we?' the spook asked in his dead voice.

'No sir,' Fat Johnny said at once, 'not a bit.'

'Stand right there. If your ass loses contact with that wall, you are going to lose contact with life as you have always known it. You understand?'

'Yes sir,' Fat Johnny said, 'I sure do.'

'Good.'

Roland pushed the two cops apart. They were both still alive. That was good. No matter how slow and unobservant they might be, they were gunslingers, men who had tried to help a stranger in trouble. He had no urge to kill his own.

But he had done it before, hadn't he? Yes. Had not Alain himself, one of his sworn brothers, died under Roland's and Cuthbert's own smoking guns?

Without taking his eyes from the clerk, he felt under the counter with the toe of Jack Mort's Gucci loafer. He felt the wallet. He kicked it. It came spinning out from underneath the counter on the clerk's side. Fat Johnny jumped and shrieked like a goosey girl who spies a mouse. His ass actually did lose contact with the wall for a moment, but the gunslinger overlooked it. He had no intention of putting a bullet in this man. He would throw the gun at him and poleaxe him with it before firing a shot. A gun as absurdly big as this would probably bring half the neighborhood.

'Pick it up,' the gunslinger said. 'Slowly.'

Fat Johnny reached down, and as he grasped the wallet, he farted loudly and screamed. With faint amusement the gunslinger realized he had mistaken the sound of his own fart for a gunshot and his time of dying had come.

When Fat Johnny stood up, he was blushing furiously. There was a large wet patch on the front of his pants.

'Put the purse on the counter. Wallet, I mean.'

Fat Johnny did it.

'Now the shells. Winchester .45s. And I want to see your hands every second.'

'I have to reach into my pocket. For my keys.'

Roland nodded.

As Fat Johnny first unlocked and then slid open the case with the stacked cartons of bullets inside, Roland cogitated.

'Give me four boxes,' he said at last. He could not imagine needing so many shells, but the temptation to have them was not to be denied.

Fat Johnny put the boxes on the counter. Roland slid one of them open, still hardly able to believe it wasn't a joke or a sham. But they were bullets, all right, clean, shining, unmarked, never fired, never reloaded. He held one up to the light for a moment, then put it back in the box.

'Now take out a pair of those wristbands.'

'Wristbands—?'