Wizard and Glass

At the sound of her voice, the pipes flashed so brilliantly that Jake had to shield his eyes. For a moment the entire throneroom glared like an exploding rainbow. Then the pipes went out, went dark, went dead, just as the wizard's glass in Roland's story had done when the glass (or the force inhabiting the glass) decided to shut up for awhile. Now there was only the column of blackness, and the steady green pulse of the empty throne.

Next, a somehow tired humming sound, as of a very old servomechanism being called into use one final time, began to whine its way into their ears. Panels, each at least six feet long and two feet wide, slid open in the arms of the throne. From the black slots thus revealed, a rose-colored smoke began to drift out and up. As it rose, it darkened to a bright red. And in it, a terribly familiar zigzag line appeared. Jake knew what it was even before the words

{Lud Candleton Rilea The Falls of the Hounds Dasherville Topeka)

appeared, glowing smoke-bright.

It was Blaine's route-map.

Roland could say all he wanted about how things had changed, how Jake's feeling of being trapped in a nightmare

{this is the worst nightmare of my life, and that is the truth)

was just an illusion created by his confused mind and frightened heart, but Jake knew better. This place might look a little bit like the throneroom ofoz the great and Terrible, but it was really Blaine the Mono. They were back aboard Blaine, and soon the riddling would begin all over again.

Jake felt like screaming.

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Eddie recognized the voice that boomed out of the smoky route-map hanging above the green throne, but he believed it was Blaine the Mono no more than he believed it was the Wizard of Oz. Some wizard, perhaps, but this wasn't the Emerald City, and Blaine was just as dead as dogshit. Eddie had sent him home with a fuckin rupture.

'HELLO THERE AGAIN, LITTLE TRAILHANDS!'

The smoky route-map pulsed, but Eddie no longer associated it with the voice, although he guessed they were supposed to. No, the voice was coming from the pipes.

He glanced down, saw Jake's paper-white face, and knelt beside him. 'If scrap, kid,' he said.

'N-No … it's Blaine … not dead…'

'He's dead, all right. This is nothing but an amplified version of the after-school announcements . . . who's got detention and who's supposed to report to Room Six for Speech Therapy. You dig?'

'What?' Jake looked up at him, lips wet and trembling, eyes dazed. 'What do you—'

'Those pipes are speakers. Even a pipsqueak can sound big through a twelve- speaker Dolby sound-system; don't you remember the movie? It has to sound big because it's a bumhug, Jake—just a bumhug.'

'WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HIM, EDDIE OF NEW YORK? ONE OF YOUR STUPID, NASTY-MINDED LITTLE JOKES? ONE OF YOUR UNFAIR RIDDLES?'

'Yeah,' Eddie said. 'The one that goes, 'How many dipolar computers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?' Who are you, buddy? 1 know goddam well you're not Blaine the Mono, so who are you?'

'I … AM . . .Oz!' the voice thundered. the glass columns flashed; so did the pipes behind the throne. 'OZ THE GREAT! OZ THE POWERFUL! WHO ARE YOU?'

Susannah rolled forward until her wheelchair was at the base of the dull green steps leading up to a throne that would have dwarfed even Lord Perth.

'I'm Susannah Dean, the small and crippled,' she said, 'and I was raised to be polite, but not to suffer bullshit. We're here because we're s'pozed to be here—why else did we get left the shoes?'

'WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME, SUSANNAH? WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE, LITTLE COWGIRL?'

'You know,' she said. 'We want what everyone wants, so far as I know—to go back home again, 'cause there's no place like home. We—'

'You can't go home,' Jake said. He spoke in a rapid, frightened murmur. 'You can't go home again, Thomas Wolfe said that, and that is the truth.'

'It's a lie, sug,' Susannah said. 'A flat-out lie. You can go home again. All you have to do is find the right rainbow and walk under it. We've found it; the rest is just, you know, footwork.'

'WOULD YOU GO BACK TO NEW YORK, SUSANNAH DEAN? EDDIE DEAN? JAKE CHAMBERS? IS THAT WHAT YOU ASK OF OZ, THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL?'

'New York isn't home for us anymore,' Susannah said. She looked very small yet very fearless as she sat in her new wheelchair at the foot of the enormous, pulsing throne. 'No more than Gilead is home for Roland. Take us back to the Path of the Beam. That's where we want to go, because that's our way home. Only way home we got.'

'GO AWAY!' cried the voice from the pipes. 'GO AWAY AND COME BACK TOMORROW! WE'LL DISCUSS THE BEAM THEN! FIDDLE-DE-DEE, SAID SCARLETT, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE BEAM TOMORROW, FOR TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY!'

'No,' Eddie said. 'We'll talk about it now.'

'DO NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!' the voice cried, and the pipes flashed furiously with each word. Susannah was sure this was supposed to be scary, but she found it almost amusing, instead. It was like watching a salesman demonstrate a child's toy. Hey, kids! When you talk, the pipes flash bright colors! Try it and see!

'Sugar, you best listen, now,' Susannah said. 'What you don't want to do is arouse the wrath of folks with guns. Especially when you be livin in a glass house.'

'I SAID COME BACK TOMORROW!'

Red smoke once more began to boil out of the slots in the arms of the throne. It was thicker now. The shape which had been Blaine's route-map melted apart and joined it. The smoke formed a face, this time. It was narrow and hard and watchful, framed by long hair.

It's the man Roland shot in the desert, Susannah thought wonderingly. It's that man Jonas. I know it is.

Now Oz spoke in a slightly trembling voice: 'DO YOU PRESUME TO THREATEN THE GREAT OZ?' The lips of the huge, smoky face hovering over the throne's seat parted in a snarl of mingled menace and contempt. 'YOU UNGRATEFUL CREATURES! OH, YOU UNGRATEFUL CREATURES!'

Eddie, who knew smoke and mirrors when he saw them, had glanced in another direction. His eyes widened and he gripped Susannah's arm above the elbow. 'Look,' he whispered. 'Christ, Suze, look at Oy!'

The billy-bumbler had no interest in smoke-ghosts, whether they were monorail route-maps, dead Coffin Hunters, or just Hollywood special effects of the pre-World War II variety. He had seen (or smelled) something that was more interesting.

Susannah grabbed Jake, turned him, and pointed at the bumbler. She saw the boy's eyes widen with understanding a moment before Oy reached the small alcove in the left wall. It was screened from the main chamber by a green curtain which matched the glass walls. Oy stretched his long neck forward, caught the curtain's fabric in his teeth, and yanked it back.

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