hair; the other maintained a steady pressure on the knife at Reynolds's throat. Not quite enough to break the skin. 'If you harm us, the Affiliation will take note. So will our fathers. You'll be hunted like dogs and hung upside down, like as not, when you're caught.'
'Sonny, there's not an Affiliation patrol within two hundred wheels of here, probably three hundred,' Jonas said, 'and I wouldn't care a fart in a windstorm if there was one just over yon hill. Nor do your fathers mean a squitter to me. Put that knife down or I'll blow your fucking brains out.'
'No.'
'Future developments in this matter should be quite wonderful,' Cuthbert said cheerily . . . although there was now a beat of nerves under his prattle. Not fear, perhaps not even nervous-ness, just nerves. The good kind, more likely than not, Jonas thought sourly. He had underestimated these boys at meat; if nothing else was clear, that was. 'You shoot Richard, and Richard cuts Mr. Cloak's throat just as Mr. Cloak shoots me; my poor dying fingers release my sling's elastic and put a steel ball in what passes for Mr. Spectacles's brain.
'Call it a draw,' Alain said to the man with the gun at his temple.
'We all stand back and walk away.'
'No, sonny,' Jonas said. His voice was patient, and he didn't think his anger showed, but it was rising. Gods, to be outfaced like this, even temporarily! 'No one does like that to the Big Coffin Hunters. This is your last chance to—'
Something hard and cold and very much to the point pressed against the back of Jonas's shirt, dead center between the shoulderblades. He knew what it was and who held it at once, understood the game was lost, but couldn't understand how such a ludicrous, maddening turn of events could have happened.
'Holster the gun,' the voice behind the sharp tip of metal said. It was empty, somehow—not just calm, but emotionless. 'Do it now, or this goes in your heart. No more talk. Talking's done. Do it or die.'
Jonas heard two things in that voice: youth and truth. He bolstered his gun.
'You with the black hair. Take your gun out of my friend's ear and put it back in your holster. Now.'
Clay Reynolds didn't have to be invited twice, and he uttered a long, shaky sigh when Alain took the blade off his throat and stood back. Cuthbert did not look around, only stood with the elastic of his slingshot pulled and his elbow cocked.
'You at the bar,' Roland said. 'Holster up.'
Depape did so, grimacing with pain as he bumped his hurt finger against his gunbelt. Only when this gun was put away did Cuthbert relax his hold on his sling and drop the ball from the cup into the palm of his hand.
The cause of all this had been forgotten as the effects played themselves out. Now Sheemie got to his feet and pelted across the room. His cheeks were wet with tears. He grasped one of Cuthbert's hands, kissed it several times (loud smacking noises that would have been comic under other circumstances), and held the hand to his cheek for a moment. Then he dodged past Reynolds, pushed open the righthand batwing, and flew right into the arms of a sleepy-eyed and still half-drunk Sheriff. Avery had been fetched by Sheb from the jailhouse, where the Sheriff o' Barony had been sleeping off the Mayor's ceremonial dinner in one of his own cells.
'This is a nice mess, isn't it?'
Avery speaking. No one answering. He hadn't expected they would, not if they knew what was good for them.
The office area of the jail was too small to hold three men, three strapping not-quite-men, and one extra- large Sheriff comfortably, so Avery had herded them into the nearby Town Gathering Hall, which echoed to the soft flutter of the pigeons in the rafters and the steady beat-beat-beat of the grandfather clock behind the podium.
It was a plain room, but an inspired choice all the same. It was where the townsfolk and Barony landowners had come for hundreds of years to make their decisions, pass their laws, and occasionally send some especially troublesome person west. There was a feeling of seriousness in its moon-glimmered darkness, and Roland thought even the old man, Jonas, felt a little of it. Certainly it invested Sheriff Herk Avery with an authority he might not otherwise have been able to project.
The room was filled with what were in that place and time called 'bareback benches'—oaken pews with no cushions for either butt
'A nice mess,' Avery repeated, and blew liquor-scented wind at them in a deep sigh. He was sitting on the edge of the stage with his short legs hanging down, looking at them with a kind of disgusted wonder.
The side door opened and in came Deputy Dave, his white service jacket laid aside, his monocle tucked into the pocket of his more usual khaki shirt. In one hand he carried a mug; in the other a folded scrap of what looked to Roland like birch-bark.
'Did ye boil the first half, David?' Avery asked. He now wore a put-upon expression.
'Aye.'
'Boiled it twice?'
'Aye,twice.'
'For that was the directions.'
'Aye,' Dave repeated in a resigned voice. He handed Avery the cup and dumped the remaining contents of the birch-bark scrap in when the Sheriff held the cup out for them.
Avery swirled the liquid, peered in with a doubtful, resigned expression, then drank. He grimaced. 'Oh, foul!' he cried. 'What's so nasty as this?'
'What is it?' Jonas asked.
'Headache powder.
Depape looked up at the word
'Does it work?' Roland asked.
'Aye, boy, but ye pay a price for witch's medicine. Remember that: ye always pay. This 'un takes away the headache if ye drink too much of Mayor Thorin's damned punch, but it gripes the bowels somethin fierce, so it does. And the farts—!' He waved a hand in front of his face to demonstrate, took another sip from the cup, then set it aside. He returned to his former gravity, but the mood in the room had lightened just a little; they all felt it. 'Now what are we to do about this business?'
Herk Avery swept them slowly with his eyes, from Reynolds on his far right to Alain—'Richard Stockworth'—on his far left. 'Eh, boys? We've got the Mayor's men on one side and the Affiliation's . . . men … on the other, six fellows at the point of murder, and over what? A halfwit and a spilled bucket of slops.' He pointed first at the Big Coffin Hunters, then to the Affiliation's counters. 'Two powderkegs and one fat sheriff in the middle. So what's yer thoughts on't? Speak up, don't be shy, you wasn't shy in Coral's whoreden down the road, don't be shy in here!'
No one said anything. Avery sipped some more of his foul drink, then set it down and looked at them decisively. What he said next didn't surprise Roland much; it was exactly what he would have expected of a man like Avery, right down to the tone which implied that he considered himself a man who could make the hard decisions when he had to, by the gods.
'I'll tell yer what we're going to do: We're going to forget it.'
He now assumed the air of one who expects an uproar and is prepared to handle it. When no one spoke or even shuffled a foot, he looked discomfited. Yet he had a job to do, and the night was growing old. He squared his shoulders and pushed on.
