Near them, stuck on the branch of a tree, had been a note from the being Roland had just missed killing in the Palace: 'Renounce the Tower. This is your last warning.' Ridiculous, really. Roland would no more renounce the Tower than he'd kill Jake's pet billy-bumbler and then roast him on a spit for dinner.
And so they had, following the Path of the Beam through endless open fields that were divided from each other by belts of straggly, annoying underbrush. There had been no sign of people. Skies had remained low and cloudy day after day and night after night. Because they followed the Path of the Beam, the clouds directly above them sometimes roiled and broke open, revealing patches of blue, but never for long. One night they opened long enough to disclose a full moon with a face clearly visible on it: the nasty, complicitous squint-and-grin of the Peddler. That made it late summer by Roland's reckoning, but to Eddie it looked like half-past no time at all, the grass mostly listless or outright dead, the trees (what few there were) bare, the bushes scrubby and brown. There was little game, and for the first time in weeks—since leaving the forest ruled by Shardik, the cyborg bear—they sometimes went to bed with their bellies not quite full.
Yet none of that, Eddie thought, was quite as annoying as the sense of having lost hold of time itself: no hours, no days, no weeks, no
Time, Eddie had decided during this period, was in large part created by external events. When a lot of interesting shit was happening, time seemed to go by fast. If you got stuck with nothing but the usual boring shit, it slowed down. And when
And really, what could be so special about the number nineteen? Mystery Number, indeed. After some thought, Susannah had pointed out it was prime, at least, like the numbers that had opened the gate between them and Blaine the Mono. Eddie had added that it was the only one that came between eighteen and twenty every time you counted. Jake had laughed at that and told him to stop being a jerk. Eddie, who had been sitting close to the campfire and carving a rabbit (when it was done, it would join the cat and dog already in his pack), told Jake to quit making fun of his only real talent.
They might have been back on the Path of the Beam five or six weeks when they came to a pair of ancient double ruts that had surely once been a road. It didn't follow the Path of the Beam exactly, but Roland swung them onto it anyway. It bore closely enough to the Beam for their purposes, he said. Eddie thought being on a road again might refocus things, help them to shake that maddening becalmed-in-the-Horse-Latitudes feeling, but it didn't. The road carried them up and across a rising series of fields like steps. They finally topped a long north- south ridge. On the far side, their road descended into a dark wood. Almost a fairy-tale wood, Eddie thought as they passed into its shadows. Susannah shot a small deer on their second day in the forest (or maybe it was the third day… or the fourth), and the meat was delicious after a steady diet of vegetarian gunslinger burritos, but there were no ores or trolls in the deep glades, and no elves—Keebler or otherwise. No more deer, either.
'I keep lookin for the candy house,' Eddie said. They'd been winding their way through the great old trees for several days by then. Or maybe it had been as long as a week. All he knew for sure was that they were still reasonably close to the Path of the Beam. They could see it in the sky… and they could feel it.
'What candy house is this?' Roland asked. 'Is it another tale? If so, I'd hear.'
Of course he would. The man was a glutton for stories, especially those that led off with a 'Once upon a time when everyone lived in the forest.' But the way he listened was a little odd. A little off. Eddie had mentioned this to Susannah once, and she'd nailed it with a single stroke, as she often did. Susannah had a poet's almost uncanny ability to put feelings into words, freezing them in place.
'That's 'cause he doesn't listen all big-eyed like a kid at bedtime,' she said. 'That's just how you
'And how
'Like an anthropologist,' she had replied promptly. 'Like an anthropologist tryin to figure out some strange culture by their myths and legends.'
She was right. And if Roland's way of listening made Eddie uncomfortable, it was probably because in his heart, Eddie felt that if anyone should be listening like scientists, it should be him and Suze and Jake. Because they came from a far more sophisticated where and when. Didn't they?
Whether they did or didn't, the four had discovered a great number of stories that were common to both worlds. Roland knew a tale called 'Diana's Dream' that was eerily close to 'The Lady or the Tiger,' which all three exiled New Yorkers had read in school. The tale of Lord Perth was similar to the Bible story of David and Goliath. Roland had heard many tales of the Man Jesus, who died on the cross to redeem the sins of the world, and told Eddie, Susannah, and Jake that Jesus had His fair share of followers in Mid-World. There were also songs common to both worlds. 'Careless Love' was one. 'Hey Jude' was another, although in Roland's world, the first line of this song was 'Hey Jude, I see you, lad.'
Eddie passed at least an hour telling Roland the story of Hansel and Gretel, turning the wicked child- eating witch into Rhea of the Coos almost without thinking of it. When he got to the part about her trying to fatten the children up, he broke off and asked Roland: 'Do you know this one? A version of this one?'
'No,' Roland said, 'but it's a fair tale. Tell it to the end, please.'
Eddie did, finishing with the required
'Yeah,' Jake said.
Oy was trotting at the boy's heel, looking up at Jake with the usual expression of calm adoration in his gold-ringed eyes. 'Yeah,' the bumbler said, copying the boy's rather glum inflection exactly.
Eddie threw an arm around Jake's shoulders. 'Too bad you're over here instead of back in New York,' he said. 'If you were back in the Apple, Jakey-boy, you'd probably have your own child psychiatrist by now. You'd be working on these issues about your parents. Getting to the heart of your unresolved conflicts. Maybe getting some good drugs, too. Ritalin, stuff like that.'
'On the whole, I'd rather be here,' Jake said, and looked down at Oy.
'Yeah,' Eddie said. 'I don't blame you.'
'Such stories are called 'fairy tales,' ' Roland mused.
'Yeah,' Eddie replied.
'There were no fairies in this one, though.'
'No,' Eddie agreed. 'That's more like a category name than anything else. In our world you got your mystery and suspense stories… your science fiction stories… your Westerns… your fairy tales. Get it?'
'Yes,' Roland said. 'Do people in your world always want only one story-flavor at a time? Only one taste