The Weasley twins decided that George would be the enthusiastic one while Fred doubted.
"It all seems sort of contradictory," said Fred. "He wants it to be ridiculous enough that everyone laughs at Skeeter and knows it's wrong, and he wants Skeeter to believe it. We can't do both things at the same time."
"We'll have to fake up some evidence to convince Skeeter," said George.
"Was that a solution?" said Fred.
They considered this.
"Maybe," said George, "but I don't think we should be all
The twins shrugged helplessly.
"So then the fake evidence has to be good enough to convince Skeeter," said Fred. "Can we really do that on our own?"
"We don't have to do it on our own," said George, and pointed to the pile of money. "We can hire other people to help us."
The twins got a thoughtful look on their face.
"That could use up Harry's budget pretty fast," said Fred. "This is a lot of money for us, but it's not a lot of money for someone like Flume."
"Maybe people will give discounts if they know it's for Harry," said George. "But most importantly of all, whatever we do, it has to be
Fred blinked. "What do you mean,
"So impossible that we don't get in trouble, because no one believes we could have done it. So impossible that even Harry starts wondering. It has to be surreal, it has to make people doubt their own sanity, it has to be...
Fred's eyes were wide in astonishment. This happened sometimes, between them, but not often. "But why?"
"They were pranks. They were
"He's the Boy-Who-Lived," said Fred.
"And
"He's right," said Fred, feeling rather nervous. The Weasley twins did
"Yes we can," said George. "And we have to be
"But -" said Fred.
"It's what Godric Gryffindor would do," said George.
That settled it, and the twins snapped back into... whatever it was that was normal for them.
"All right, then -"
"- let's think about it."
Chapter 26: Noticing Confusion
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Professor Quirrell's office hours consisted of 11:40 to 11:55 AM on Thursday. That was for all of his students in all years. It cost a Quirrell point just to knock on the door, and if he didn't think your reason was worth his time, you would lose another fifty.
Harry knocked on the door.
There was a pause. Then a biting voice said, "I suppose you may as well come in, Mr. Potter."
And before Harry could touch the doorknob, the door slammed open, hitting the wall with a sharp crack that sounded like something might have broken in the wood, or the stone, or both.
Professor Quirrell was leaning back in his chair and reading a suspiciously old-looking book, bound in night-blue leather with silver runes on the spine. His eyes had not moved from the pages. "I am not in a good mood, Mr. Potter. And when I am not a good mood, I am not a pleasant person to be around. For your own sake, conduct your business quickly and depart."
A cold chill seeped from the room, as though it contained something that cast darkness the way lamps cast light, and which hadn't been fully shaded.
Harry was a bit taken aback.
Well, you didn't just walk out on friends when they were feeling down. Harry cautiously advanced into the room. "Is there anything I can do to help -"
"No," said Professor Quirrell, still not looking up from the book.