- and said to Harry, in a strange voice that Draco recognized as how he himself probably sounded to other people, "Beware the green monkey."
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The snake slithered back across the floor to Draco.
"Harry says the message is received and acknowledged," said the shining Blue Krait in Draco's voice.
"Huh," Harry said. "Talking to Patronuses feels odd."
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"Why are you looking at me like that?" said the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry stared at Draco.
"You mean just
"N-no," said Draco. He was looking rather pale, and was still stammering, but had at least stopped the incoherent noises he'd been making earlier. "You're a Parselmouth, you can speak Parseltongue, it's the language of all snakes everywhere. You can understand any snake when it talks, and they can understand when you talk to them... Harry, you can't
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"SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?"
Chapter 48: Utilitarian Priorities
It was Saturday, the first morning of February, and at the Ravenclaw table, a boy bearing a breakfast plate heaped high with vegetables was nervously inspecting his servings for the slightest trace of meat.
It
...after all, snakes couldn't
Of course that was all merely common sense, in which Harry was starting to lose faith entirely.
But Harry was sure he'd heard snakes hissing on the TV at some point - after all, he knew what that sounded like from
...at first. The problem was that Draco had also asserted that Parselmouths could send snakes on extended complex missions. And if that was true, then Parselmouths had to
And when Harry had offered
If any snake a Parselmouth had talked to, could make
Then...
Harry didn't even know why his mind was going all "then... then..." when he knew perfectly well how the exponential progression would work, it was just the sheer moral horror of it that was blowing his mind.
And what if someone had invented a spell like that to talk to cows?
What if there were Poultrymouths?
Or for that matter...
Harry froze in sudden realization just as the forkful of carrots was about to enter his mouth.