'Objection!' Pubin again. 'He doesn't have to answer a question like that yes or no. Maybe he thought she was mildly attractive. It isn't always yes or no.'
'I agree, Mort,' I said, surprising him. 'Let me rephrase, Mr.
Flynn-how would you describe her attractiveness?'
'Like on a one-to-ten scale?'
'That would be splendid, Mr. Flynn. On a one-to-ten scale.'
He thought about it. 'Seven, maybe an eight.'
'Fine, thank you. And at some point in the evening, did you talk to Ms. Johnson?'
'Yes.'
'What did you talk about?'
'I don't know.'
'Try to remember.'
'I asked her where she lived. She said Irvington. I asked her if she went to school or if she had a boyfriend. That kinda thing. She told me about having a kid. She asked me what I was studying. I said I wanted to go to medical school.'
'Anything else?'
'It was like that.'
'I see. How long would you say you talked with her?'
'I don't know.'
'Let me see if I can help you then. Was it more than five minutes?'
'Yes.'
'More than an hour?'
'No, I don't think so.'
'More than a half an hour?'
'I'm not sure.'
'More than ten minutes?'
'I think so.'
Judge Pierce interrupted, telling me that we got the point and that I should move it along.
'How did Ms. Johnson depart that particular event, if you know?'
'A car came and picked her up.'
'Oh, was she the only exotic dancer there that evening?'
'No.'
'How many others were there?'
'There were three altogether.'
'Thank you. Did the other two leave with Ms. Johnson?'
'Yes.'
'Did you talk with either of them?'
'Not really. Maybe a hello.'
'Would it be fair to say that Chamique Johnson was the only one of the three exotic dancers you had a conversation with?'
Pubin looked as though he wanted to object but then he decided to let it go.
'Yes,' Flynn said. 'That would be fair.'
Enough prelims. 'Chamique Johnson testified that she made extra money by performing a sexual act on several of the young men at the party. Do you know if that's true?'
'I don't know.'
'Really? So you didn't engage her services?'
'I did not.'
'And you never heard a word mentioned by any of your fraternity brothers about Ms. Johnson performing acts of a sexual nature on them?'
Flynn was trapped. He was either going to lie or admit an illegal activity was going on. He did the dumbest thing of all-he took the middle road. 'I may have heard some whispers.'
Nice and wishy-washy, making him look like a total liar.
I put on my best incredulous tone. 'May have heard some whispers?' 'Yes.' 'So you're not sure if you heard some whispers,' I said, as if this was the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard in my life, 'but you may have. You simply cannot remember if you heard whispers or not. Is that your testimony?'
Flair stood this time. 'Your Honor?'
The judge looked at him.
'Is this a rape case or is Mr. Copeland now working vice?' He spread his hands. 'Is his rape case so weak now, so far-fetched, that he is now fishing to indict these boys on soliciting a prostitute?'
I said, 'That's not what I'm after.'
Flair smiled at me. 'Then please ask this witness questions that concern this alleged assault. Don't ask him to recite every misbehavior he's ever seen a friend commit.'
The judge said, 'Let's move on, Mr. Copeland.'
Friggin' Flair.
'Did you ask Ms. Johnson for her phone number?'
'Yes.'
'Why?'
'I thought I might call her.'
'You liked her?'
'I was attracted to her, yes.'
'Because she was a seven, maybe an eight?' I waved before Pubin could move. 'Withdrawn. Did there come a time when you called Ms.
Johnson?'
'Yes.'
'Can you tell us when, and as best as you can, please tell us what was said in that conversation?'
'Ten days later I called and asked her if she wanted to come to a party at the fraternity.' 'Did you want her to dance exotically again?' 'No,' Flynn said. I saw him swallow and his eyes were a little wet now. 'I asked her as a guest.'
I let that sit. I looked at Jerry Flynn. I let the jury look at him. There was something in his face. Had he liked Chamique Johnson? I let the moment linger. Because I was confused. I had thought that Jerry Flynn was part of it-that he had called Chamique and set her up. I tried to work it through in my head.
The judge said, 'Mr. Copeland.'
'Did Ms. Johnson accept your invitation?'
'Yes.'
'When you say you invited her as your'-I made quote marks with my fingers-' 'guest,' do you really mean 'date'?'
'Yes.'
I followed him through meeting her and getting her punch.
'Did you tell her it was spiked with alcohol?' I asked.
'Yes.'
It was a lie. And it looked like a lie, but I wanted to emphasize the ridiculousness of that claim.
'Tell me how that conversation went,' I said.
'I don't understand the question.'
'Did you ask Ms. Johnson if she wanted something to drink?'
'Yes.'
'And did she say yes?”
'Yes.'
'And then what did you say?'
'I asked her if she wanted some punch.'
'And what did she say?'
'She said yes.'
'And then what?'
He shifted in his chair. 'I said it was spiked.'
I arched the eyebrow. 'Just like that?'
'Objection!' Pubin rose. 'Just like what? He said it was spiked.
Asked and answered.'
He was right. Leave them with the obvious lie. I waved to the judge that I would let it go. I started walking him through the night. Flynn stuck to the story he'd already told, about how Chamique got drunk, how she started flirting with Edward Jenrette.
