Trust him? A mistake.
Think it’s time to make.
A pointy wooden stake.
Hope he steps on a rake.
And spills his milkshake.
And gets an overcooked steak.
He’s one I’d like to forsake.
I’d spend every day walking around with a big grin on my face and whistling merry tunes if not for my cousin named Blake. (Blake! Blake!)
Yeah, I’d be insufferable about my love for the world around me and my appreciation for all of the beauty in nature, but it’s all messed up because of my cousin named Blake. (Blake! Blake!)
I don’t like you, Blake.
Really don’t like you, Blake.
You’re quite unlikable, Blake.
I’m just no fan of Blake.
There are still other words that rhyme with Blake.
Like bake and Jake and slake and flake.
And spake and partake and remake and opaque.
But I think I’m done rhyming with Blake.
Ladies and gentlemen, good night!
The End
Acknowledgments
It takes more than one person to ruin somebody’s life. Thanks to Elizabeth Boyer, Justin Dimos, Donna Fitzpatrick, Lynne Hansen, Sarah Kasman, Kathryn Lynch, Michael McBride, Jim Morey, Annette Pollert-Morgan, Rhonda Rettig, Stefani Sloma, Paul Synuria II, and Alex Yeadon for their efforts in making this book not suck.
About the Author
Jeff Strand’s ridiculous novels include A Bad Day for Voodoo, I Have a Bad Feeling about This, The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever, Stranger Things Have Happened, and a bunch of others. After over twenty years in Florida, he now lives in Atlanta, Georgia. You can follow him on Twitter @jeffstrand and visit his website at jeffstrand.com.
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