“That’s all right. I don’t sleep much anyway.”
The two men walked into the wine cellar and turned to face Schramma as he followed them a short way inside. Then he put his forefinger in one ear and what with the tape on the butt of the gun I knew for certain that he was going to kill them both. Instinctively I took a step back as he took one forward—so that he didn’t miss his target, I guess—and, the next moment, he shot the general and then he’d shot the man in the hat as well, both of them at close enough range to do some fatal damage. In the earsplitting second’s gap between the two gunshots I decided I might very well be his third victim and, stepping quickly back again, I slammed the steel door behind me and jammed it shut with a large ax handle that someone had left lying on the floor.
I snatched the mask from my face and took a deep breath of the combusted air. My ears were whistling from the gunshots and it was a second or two before I even heard Schramma hammering on the door and shouting. Through the peephole I could see one of his bright eyes fixed on me like a piece of blue topaz. Meanwhile I managed to jam the other handle with half a brick. The aroma of strudel in the house was gone; now it was just gunpowder and death I could smell.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing, Gunther?” he shouted quietly. “Let me out of here.”
“I don’t think so,” I said.
“Don’t be an idiot. We don’t have time for this. We need to get out of here in case someone reported hearing those shots.”
“I’m glad you mentioned that.” I dropped the magazine from the Walther and inspected the ammunition quickly. Blanks. Like I’d thought. “Why did you kill them? You didn’t need to do that.”
“Why take the risk of them identifying us? That’s the way I look at it.”
“Oh, I get that. Only the way I figure it, you were going to shoot me, too. Why not? Right now I’m more expendable than a stick of celery.”
“What makes you say that?”
“Well, for one thing, you’re a corrupt cop who knows how to dress up a murder scene. And for another, this gun you gave me is loaded with blanks.”
“Sure. I wanted to see if I could trust you. Look, listen to me. Let me tell you about these two Fritzes I just shot. The one with the hat was Stasi. The other was a Nazi war criminal. Got away with it for years. No one’s going to weep about these two. They both had it coming.”
“I’ve pulled the trigger a couple of times on some people who had it coming. At least, that’s what I told myself at the time. Now I realize that all of us have got it coming. Me, probably. You, especially.”
“Forget that. They’re dead now. Look, maybe ten percent of the take wasn’t fair of me. I get that. So how about half? I’ll give you half the money. Only don’t leave me in here. What do you say, Gunther?”
“I say no deal.”
“I’ll even give you a job in my new cutlery business.”
“You’ve got nothing I want, Schramma.”
The blue eye in the spy hole narrowed and then disappeared. “If you look through the spy hole you can see me unload my revolver before you open the door. How about that?”
“I doubt that would work, either. My guess is there’s a third gun in your coat pocket. The one you were going to use on me and then leave behind in that Stasi man’s hand.”
The eye returned to the spy hole.
“Think about it, Gunther. You can’t call the cops. Because who do you think they’re going to believe? Me, a local cop with thirty years’ service? Or you, a man who’s living under a false name? Right now we can both walk out of this place like we were never here.”
“You make a good point. And of course I’m not going to call the cops. Who said anything about me calling the cops?”
“So what are you going to do? You can’t just leave me here.”
“Sure I can. Someone will turn up. Maybe.”
“The general lives alone.”
“Then I’d say you’d better hope there’s a corkscrew in there. All that wine. Be a shame to waste it. Might be a while before someone shows up and lets you out.”
“And you.” The single blue eye narrowed again. “You’d better hope I never get out of here,” he yelled. “Because if I do I’m going to kill you, Gunther.”
My ears were still ringing like an alarm bell; an alarm bell that was warning me that the longer I stayed there the more likely I was to be in serious trouble; not that my leaving there would be the end of it either. I had the traces of a plan half-formed in my head but it went against all my instincts.
“This is a bad idea, I know. But it was you who backed me into this corner. Besides, we both know that you were going to kill me anyway. That’s why you had the grip on that gun taped. So you could leave it behind and make it look like I was shot while trying to rob these two. I figure I’ve bought myself some breathing space for now. With ten thousand marks I can get a long way from Munich. By the time someone finds you in there I’m going to be far away from this city. Maybe out of the country. You just worry what happens if the cops do show up and find you with a murder weapon and two bodies. Even the Munich cops aren’t so dumb they can’t figure this one out. What we have here is a locked-room mystery where the only mystery is how you were dumb
