Two days later, Almas went to the kothri when nobody was there, quietly removed the kadiyan in great excitement, probably to add to his fund, salivating at what he could buy with it . . . until he noticed the empty space staring at him. His dreams shattered, his heart broke, and instantly his mind put two and two together to make ‘fifty-fifty!’ He screamed, ran to us, pushed us to the floor. A massive fight ensued with great hue and cry. He ran to Abbu to complain. Instantly, Abbu paid Almas from his own pocket. Surprisingly, everybody, including Abbu, found this entire incident hilarious and extremely cute. So he did not beat us. We got so, so lucky.
In fact, I was always in Abbu’s good books. I was always the good, disciplined lad who never talked back to his elders. Outside of the household though, I picked quarrels frequently. Then I would go home and complain to Abbu that this guy had beaten me up, a completely false allegation. Children often do this and parents often believe them. And due to my wonderful reputation, Abbu did not suspect me even once. He would instantly don his kurta and walk briskly to those hooligans to question why they had beaten up his docile, goody-goody boy. In fact, Abbu picked many such quarrels this way.
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Abbu never doted on me or pampered me openly or cuddled me the way Ammi did. He loved me dearly but he had a strange way of showing his affection. I loved rasgulla and one day, threw a tantrum late at night that I wanted a rasgulla. It was almost midnight, so naturally the shops were shut. Ammi tried to pacify me. But Abbu took me to the halwai’s shop. He woke up the shopkeeper and made many polite requests until he relented and opened the shop to only give me rasgullas. Abbu made sure I had my wish fulfilled. As I gobbled up the little moon-like sugary balls, I was over the moon.
Abbu was always like that. He was a strange sort of a foodie, strange in the sense that he wanted the treats to be all around, not as much for himself as for his loved ones. Every year, there would be an abundance of whatever fruit was in season. So if it was the rainy season, there would be buckets upon buckets of Langda, my favourite variety of mango, which would soon be replaced by Dussehri, which arrives at the very end of the monsoon.
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In the late afternoons when Abbu returned from his aara machine shop, he would hang his kurta by the door and rest for a bit. Ensuring that I was invisible to him, and to anybody else, I would go to his room with feline dexterity and my fingers would creep into the depths of his pocket. Only to a small child’s hands would the pitiful contents inside seem like Ali Baba’s treasure. There would be a few currency notes, totalling to maybe 40 rupees or less, accompanied by some coins. I was always clever to take only a meagre amount, like 2 or 5 rupees, so that it would not be missed. But then came the fateful day when there was only the scant sum of 5 rupees, in the form of cold coins. It was a massive blow to me. To a little boy, his father is his hero. Moreover, Abbu had never told us about his economic woes. It was hard to know at that age because we lived in abundance, enjoying the best food and so much love. What more do children need? Only then did I realize how awful the situation really was and how crushed he actually was beneath that veneer of pride. And I had stolen from this man, not just stolen, but had turned it into an everyday routine.
I walked away with tears of great guilt and enormous shame.
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As you probably know, Muslims have a religious tradition of qurbani, of offering a doomba, which could be a goat, sheep or any other cattle. The idea is that you fall