My heart is racing. What if it’s already been sold?
I wait.
Stand up and go to the sink, wash my hands though they’re not dirty. I pace from the pantry to the windows, looking out into my massive backyard. Stare at the pool, its cascading waterfall, the fake boulders and slide made of molded concrete.
It’s a tropical oasis in the middle of the Midwest and it cost me a small fortune. An embarrassingly large house for a man with no wife, no kids, and no family.
My own parents rarely come to visit and I have zero siblings.
I glance away, lump still lodged in my throat, this one from loneliness.
Nothing makes me feel more pathetic than being alone in this stupid house—the one my mother helped me pick out, convinced I would soon be settling down with a nice girl.
Wallace doesn’t count because he’s a cling-on and the worst fucking company, only comes to my house to mooch from the refrigerator, despite his paycheck being almost as fat as mine.
80 million dollars for three years.
Not too shabby for a 24 year old.
Sighing, I glance back at him. Pretty boy “Buzz” Wallace, the shiniest new toy on the Chicago Steam. Women love him, throw themselves at him. New girlfriend every damn month and every one falls madly in love with him the first time he burps at them across the dinner table.
Fucking caveman.
No class.
Me? I’m my mother’s son: polite. Mannered. Affectionate. Hardworking and driven with a fantastic career, great benefits and retirement plan. Homeowner. Responsible.
The list goes on and fucking on, and the ironic part is nice girls don’t want to date a dude with a face like mine.
“Hard pass.”
That’s what the last girl I slept with said when she got her first sober glimpse of me. She laughed, walked out of my house—and I never saw her again. It doesn’t matter that I’m a rich, professional athlete; what mattered was my face.
Beauty might only be skin deep for some, but I know better.
“Did the dude message you back yet?” Wallace wants to know after I’ve ignored him for too long.
“Not yet.” I don’t know for sure if it’s a dude selling the card. The name is Randy, but spelled with an i, and I’m almost positive that’s not the way a man would spell it. Then again, I’ve never met a female who went by the name Randi, so who knows. Hell, it’s probably some old lady selling her dead husband’s prized collection, which would explain why the card isn’t through-the-roof expensive like it could be—should be.
I can easily afford it at twenty-five grand.
To me, that is a steal. Chump change.
Have I mentioned the fact that I’m loaded?
My phone and the computer ding with a new notification.
I casually saunter toward them where they sit on the counter, forcing myself to slow my pace though my heart beats as wildly as it does when I’m on the field and a batter is about to take his first swing. Uncertainty and anticipation flood through my veins like a tidal wave.
From 555-4439: Hey there, yes the card is still available. I will not ship it—are you local enough for a pick up?
Me: Cool, relieved it’s available—that is great news for me. I guess local depends on where you live?
555-4439: I’m in DuPage County. What about you?
Me: That doesn’t narrow it down—DuPage is huge. I’m in Chicago, in the suburbs.
555-4439: Actually in Chicago? Or are you one of those people who SAYS they live in Chicago but really they’re an hour north and just like to brag that they live in the city?
Yup, okay. There is no way this is an old lady—she’s way too sassy. Unless the name Randi in the ad was a typo and the name is actually Randall. Or Ray. Or…
Me: I’m 8 miles from downtown, an hour if the traffic is horrible. I’m in Barrington Heights. You know where that is?
555-4439: I do. I’m actually not far from there, but no one is coming to my house. I don’t need to be assaulted or murdered for a baseball card.
Yup. Definitely a young woman. Men don’t worry about being assaulted and murdered when they’re selling shit on the internet. Most of them should, but most of them do not.
Me: Totally get that. I’m willing to meet you somewhere neutral, like the library or a gas station.
555-4439: A gas station? Um, no. That’s shady too. You know the price on this card is firm, right?
Me: Yes ma’am. I mean sir.
Randi ignores my attempt to get more info about the person I’m texting with.
555-4439: How do you plan on paying? I could probably do CashPal or QuickPay.
Me: Would cash work?
555-4439: I mean…yes. Are you serious? You’re going to pay with cash? Is that smart? What if I rob you blind and keep the card?
I laugh, causing Wallace to look over at me with a scowl. “Oh, sorry, Your HindAss, am I interrupting your show? In my living room…in my house…while you drink my beer?”
“Yeah,” the jackass says. “Yeah, you are disturbing me. Pipe it down with the giggles—it’s weird.”
I was not giggling, but whatever.
Me: You know what they say: Cash is king, baby.
555-4439: Right, but what if I jump you and leave you lying there?
Me: That’s really dramatic. Besides, I can outrun you.
555-4439: Pfft, how do you know?
Me: Trust me. I can outrun you.
He—or she—has no idea she’s talking to a guy who can run all the bases on a field, from home plate and back, in under seventeen seconds flat.
555-4439: You sound pretty confident for someone I’ve never met. For all you know, I’m an Olympic sprinter.
Me: Are you?
555-4439: No.
555-4439: Why’d you have to go and ask that? You took the wind out of my sails.
I resist the urge to banter back—it’s tempting, so, so tempting—but I need to get back on track, i.e. discussing the card.
Me: Where have you been keeping the card and where’d you get it?
555-4439: It’s in
