After a moment, when the silence in the kitchen stopped ringing to the slam of a metaphorical door, Jacques sighed and said, “Would that be so bad, cherie?”
Claire paused on the verge of plunging into a good long wallow in self-pity, realizing he was actually asking, Would it be so bad to spend the rest of your life here with me? “You’re missing the point, Jacques. If I were needed to seal the hole, doomed to become an eccentric recluse years before my time, it’d be different, at least I’d be doing something useful. Here…” A toss of her head managed to take in the entire hotel. “…I’m a passive observer, watching a system I can’t affect, doing sweet dick all. It’s like, like having last year’s Cy Young winner sitting in the bullpen in case one of the starters blows a rotator cuff.”
The ghost stared at her in bewilderment “And that means…”
“It’s baseball,” Dean told him before Claire could explain. “It means she feels her abilities are wasted here.”
“Wasted?” Jacques repeated. “Here where there is a hole to Hell in the basement and une femme mauvaise asleep upstairs? If there is something that goes wrong here…”
DEATH! DESTRUCTION!
A FIVE HUNDRED CHANNEL UNIVERSE!
“…your, what you call, abilities will not be wasted, cherie.”
“But if nothing goes wrong…”
“We should all be so lucky,” Austin interrupted, jumping out of her arms. He checked the dry food in his bowl and sat, tail wrapped around his toes. “You know this place needs to be monitored.”
She waved a dismissive hand. “Well, yes, but…”
“And since you’ve been summoned here, this is where you need to be.”
“That’s the theory, but…”
“And since you can’t access the information you need to deal with this unique situation, it seems apparent that you’re the monitor needed for the site.” The catechism complete, he flicked an ear back for punctuation. “If it helps, think of yourself as the world’s last line of defense. A missile in a silo, hopefully never to be used. A sub…”
“That’s enough,” Claire told him shortly, breathing heavily through her nose. She’d always believed that the one thing she hated most was being lectured to by the cat, but she’d just discovered she hated being lectured to in front of an audience even more. “It’s not helping. You want to know what will?” Whirling around, she yanked a large bag of chocolate chip cookies out of the cupboard. “This. This’ll help.” Tucking it under her arm, she pushed through Jacques, past Dean, and toward the dubious sanctuary of Augustus Smythe’s…no, her sitting room.
“Perhaps I can see her point,” Jacques mused as the distant door slammed. “Although, I am with her in this bull’s pen, so at least she is not alone.”
“And what am I?” Austin demanded. “Beef byproduct?”
“What is…”
“Never mind.” Paws against the cupboards, he stood up on his hind legs to watch Dean check the seal on the plastic container.
“I’d better dump the rest of those onions.”
“Why bother? You’ve been eating them for a week.” He snickered at Dean’s expression. “That which does not kill you makes you stronger.”
“Spider parts?” Slightly green, Dean clenched his teeth and tried not to think about it.
“Never ask me what’s in a hot dog.” The cat dropped back onto four feet. “And if you’re going to throw that out double bag it so it doesn’t leak. You’ll contaminate the whole dump.”
“Will the boss be all right?”
“Oh, sure. Just as soon as she comes to terms with spending the rest of her life standing guard in this hotel.”
“Those are not easy terms,” Jacques murmured reflectively. “To haunt this not very popular hotel is not how I myself thought to spend eternity. I will go to her.”
“Hey, hold it” Dean grabbed his arm, and stubbed his fingers against the wall as his hand passed right through the other man. “She wants to be alone.”
“And what do you know of it, Anglais! You can leave.”
“Yeah, but I won’t.”
“So that makes you better than me? That you stay but do not have to.” The ghost snorted. “I know why you stay, Anglais. It is not that it is so good a job, n’est ce pas?”
Dean’s ears burned. “Austin says I’m a part of this. And Claire’s mother says she needs me. And…”
“Oui?”
“And I don’t run out on my friends.”
The silence stretched and lengthened. Dean figured Jacques was taking his time to translate something particularly cutting but to his surprise, the ghost smiled and nodded. “D’accord. If she must guard the world, we three will guard her.”
We three.
It felt good being part of a team. It would’ve felt better standing back to back with Claire and taking on the world, just the two of them, but deep down, Dean was a realist.
He hadn’t ever really considered his future. He’d left Newfoundland looking for work, had fallen into this job, liked it well enough, and stayed. Because all his choices had been freely made, there seemed to be an infinite number still left to explore. He wasn’t really very happy to discover that when a person reached a certain age, choices started making themselves. “The world’s last line of defense—I wonder if the world knows how lucky it is,” he mused.
The cat and the ghost exchanged expressions as identical as differing physiognomy could make them.
“Still, I can see her point,” he continued in the same tone. “It’s an awesome responsibility, but it must be some boring being on guard. Ow!” He reached down and rubbed his calf. “Why did you scratch me?”
“Never, ever say it’s boring being a guard!”
“I didn’t,” Dean protested, checking for blood seeping through his jeans. “I said it must be some boring being on guard.”
“Oh.” Austin sheathed his claws. “Sorry.”
Stuffing a fourth cookie into her mouth,
