Massive thanks to my indefatigable, luminous agent Anna. And violent appreciation to my editor Tom and the team at Norton who have shepherded this to publication.
Thank you to everyone who puts up with me on a regular basis: Steve, my parents, my grandmother and extended family, JGolds, the Food Brigade, the Strombergs, and the cast and creative team of the Terror. This is for you!
And Madeleine, always.
ALSO BY ALEXANDRA PETRI
A Field Guide to Awkward Silences
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