“Hey, I just thought a little reminder would help.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem. Hey, here she comes,” he said quickly, motioning for me to get up. I stood quicker than I should have and pasted a smile on my face, though I was pretty sure that it was pained and didn’t at all show that I was handling this. She walked down the hall, freshly dressed in a pair of black cargo pants and a white tank top. She looked fucking hot, but I didn’t dare say that to her. I didn’t need another kick to the balls.
I grinned at her as she walked past, but right when I thought she would keep going, she stopped in front of me and leaned in close. They say not to show fear, so I let her lean in, even though I was itching to run. I felt her hand brush against the front of my pants, and I swear to God, my dick crawled up into my body and my balls shriveled into raisins. They knew crazy, and this woman was crazy incarnate. Her lips curved up into a sexy smirk that had my body warring with what to do. My dick couldn’t decide if it was ready to flee the country or jump out to play.
And just as fast as she was there, she was gone, walking toward the very conference room that I had to enter. My shoulders slumped in relief and I wiped the sweat from my brow that started dripping into my eye. I jumped as Hunter’s hand slapped down on my shoulder, and turned to glare at him. He burst out laughing, taking obvious pleasure in my terror.
“Holy shit. Whatever the fuck you did, I highly recommend that you never do it again.”
“Believe me, I’m not planning to,” I muttered as I followed him to the conference room. As I limped into the conference room, Knight’s irritated glare hooked on me and then down to my leg.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” he snapped.
I glared at the woman across the table that had a gleeful look on her face. “Nothing.”
“It doesn’t look like nothing. I swear to God, if you can’t go five minutes without getting hurt, then I can’t have you going out on a job.”
“Well, if she would quit fucking attacking me,” I snapped, realizing only too late that by admitting that she was kicking my ass was only giving her more pleasure.
Knight turned to Blake and raised an eyebrow.
“What? If he wasn’t such an asshole, I wouldn’t have to keep treating him like the dog he is.”
“Christ,” Knight muttered. “This is about fucking?”
“Hey, all I did was look at her. She’s programmed to fucking hate me,” I said.
“And you’re programmed to be an asshole,” she snapped.
“Children, can we please put aside our petty differences and get to work?” Cap asked.
I glared at her one last time for good measure and she stuck out her tongue at me, which for some reason pissed me off even more than her twisting my balls. I was really beginning to hate this woman, but I wanted to fuck her into the floor at the same time. I would take my cock and strangle her with it just so I could see those pretty eyes widen in terror as I shoved it down her throat.
“Dude, you’re fucking growling at her,” Hunter whispered, kicking me under the table.
“That’s because she’s the devil,” I muttered, never taking my eyes off Blake. At first, I just thought that she was hot and deadly. Now I was pretty sure that she was the devil in disguise, sent here to torment me with her sexy body and her pussy that I could still feel wrapped around my cock, while she kicked my ass. I clenched my fist and bit down on my knuckles to keep from leaping across the table and strangling her. Or kissing her. Or fucking her.
“Okay,” Hunter said slowly, clearing his throat. “Anyway, I think we should get down to business. Knight, what do you have for us?”
“I’ve gotten the two of you into the facility as Mr. and Mrs. Gregson.” He slid some documents across the table to both of us, smirking as we opened them.
“Dick? You named me Dick?” I asked incredulously.
“Well, you are one,” Blake smirked. She glanced down at her own paperwork and then shot an evil look to Knight. “Virginia?”
“It makes you sound pure,” Knight smirked.
“Bullshit,” I coughed into my hand, ignoring the look she shot my way. If she was a virgin, then I was a monkey’s uncle. Maybe she was a virginal witch, sent here to curse all men and toss us into volcanos to save her race. It was the opposite of Joe vs. The Volcano. And I was the sacrificial man.
“The two of you are going into the facility for fertility testing. Once inside, I need you to insert this,” Knight said, holding up a flash drive looking thing, “into a computer.”
“Any computer?” I questioned.
“Any computer. It may not tell me what I want to know, but that’s only part of your job. While you’re there, you’ll need to take a little detour through the facility. With a company that big, there’s going to be an IT room. I need to know how many guards there are, shift changes, security features, basically anything we need to know to get into the facility. I have these cameras,” Again, he held up a small object between two fingers, “that you’ll need to plant around the facility. Once the cameras are planted and I have access to a computer, I can start hacking my way in and figuring out how to get into that IT room and get the information we need. Any questions?”
“Yeah,” I said, raising my hand. “This sounds like a simple in and out job. Why do you need me and the she-devil?”
“I’m trying to keep Reed Security out of this,” Knight said.
I glanced at Cap and then Hunter. “You
