“You want to pound me?” I ask, bending over a bit and then reaching back with both hands to spread my cheeks wide. “You want to plow this tight gay asshole?”
My sentient cosmic fear nods enthusiastically.
“Good,” I tell him, and then slowly lower myself down onto his erect shaft.
It takes a moment to align the head of his dick with my puckered back door, his rod teasing the entrance before I push down onto him and let out a powerful moan. I can feel the tightness of my butthole expand around him, stretched out as far as it can possibly go while he impales my body.
My dread begins to lift me up and down across his rod with his massive, muscular arms, fucking me in a graceful chain of firm swoops. He is deeper within my anus than I ever knew was possible, our bodies now completely connected like pieces of a beautiful butt puzzle.
“Harder” I demand, reaching down and grabbing ahold of my own rock hard shaft. I begin to pump along with the movements of the living emotion below me.
My existential dread speeds up, pounding me harder and harder with every thrust until eventually he is utterly throttling me like a feverish anal jackhammer. My hand continues to pulse along with him, immediately causing the first sensual hints of orgasm to begin working their way through my body.
“Harder! Harder!” I continue, screaming now. Now that I’ve learned I’m simply a character in a Chuck Tingle novel, I don’t care who hears me. “Pound me with the weight of your oppressive, existential cock!”
“You’re existence is both meaningless and powerfully important!” yells my cosmic dread.
Suddenly, I find myself cascading over the edge of a mighty orgasm, my entire body surging with pleasure as a hot load is expelled from the head of my cock. It blasts out into the bubbling waters of the hot tub, then is swept away like the currents of time as they cascade and tumble through the universe. I realize now that my existence is just like the cum in this hot tub, fleeting but beautiful, a firework in the darkness after several billion years of nothing but lifeless space dust.
Suddenly, I am content, completely at one with myself and the world around me. I pull the cock from my asshole and spin around, kneeling down before the handsome sentient feeling as he towers above me.
My existential dread beats off with a furious intensity, throwing his head back and roaring loudly into the sky. “Every moment since the beginning of time had lead us here!” he screams.
My oppressive astral dread unleashes an absolutely massive load of hot, pearly jizz across my face, splattering over me in a pattern reminiscent of the stars in our tiny, insignificant galaxy as it drifts farther and father apart. I stick out my tongue and catch as much of it as I can, swallow hungrily, and then finish with a smile as my dread’s final ejection comes tumbling down.
“That was amazing,” I tell him, my face completely covered in warm spunk. “I feel like I’ve finally come to terms with you.”
“That’s good to hear,” my oppressive dread tells me, “but unfortunately this is where our story ends.”
“I know,” I tell him with a smile. “I know.” I climb up out of the water and wrap my arms tightly around the muscular sentient emotion, pulling him close.
“I’m sorry that it has to be like this,” my dread tells me.
“At least we’ll end together,” I inform him, “and besides, if I’ve learned anything from the last Chuck Tingle book I read, we’ll probably be back soon enough as other people.”
“Or things,” the living emotion interjects.
“Or dinosaurs,” I offer.
“That sounds really nice,” my dread tells me, no longer quite as dreadful as I once thought.
“Are you ready?” I ask him.
My sentient emotion nods.
I come to terms with my existence and the story ends, for now.
Also by Chuck Tingle…
Dinosaur Tinglers
My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner
Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough
Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness
Lonely Author Pounded By Dinosaur Social Media Followers
President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt
Pharma Bro Pounded In The Butt By T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky And A Clan Of Triceratops Rappers Trying To Get Their Album Back
Dinosaur Magicians Pinn And Tucker Make Their Weiners Disappear In My Butt
Schrodinger’s Butt
Space Raptor Butt Invasion
Space Raptor Butt Redemption
Space Raptor Butt Ascension
Space Raptor Butt Trilogy
Stranger Pounds
Chef Woolly Mammoth Eats My Butt
Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Video Of His Butt Getting Peed On
Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him
Butt Butt Land: Ryan Goslins And The City Of Butts
Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost
England’s Ass Is Haunted By A Hung Parliament
T-Rex Anal Workout
Game Of Butts: The Pounds Of Winter
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 1
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 2
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 3
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 4
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 5
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 6
Unicorn Tinglers
Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker
My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel
Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad
Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol
Anally Yours, The Unicorn Sailor
Top Horn: Turned Gay By The Unicorn Pilots
Hunter Dentist Pounded In The Butt By Cecil The Handsome Unicorn
Butt Wars: Rogue Buns
Fake News, Real Boners
Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings Into My Butthole Legally
Chuck’s Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 1
Chuck’s Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 2
Chuck’s Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 3
Bigfoot Tinglers
Pounded By President Bigfoot
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting
Seduced By Doctor Bigfoot: Attorney At Large
Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls
The Curse Of Bigfoot Butt Camp
Bigfoot Settler’s Claim My Butthole
Dan Bigfootzerian Parties In My Butthole With His Billionaire Lifestyle
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