Now I knew that more than at any other time in my entire life, I was in real danger. Not just from the cops but from people whose faces I didn’t even know.
But who knew me. And who now realized that I was a lot better off to them dead than alive.
Raymond was right. I should have fucking shot her.
Part Three
UNRAVELLING
19
At exactly 12.55 p.m. the next day, I arrived at R.M. Keen’s Funeral Home for the Recently Bereaved, a mouthful if ever there was one. Set slightly back from the road in the attractive, leafy setting of Muswell Hill, it was definitely the sort of place you’d like your corpse to be stored before it went up in smoke. The building itself, hidden from the road by a gentle canopy of beech trees, was a converted nineteenth-century chapel with old-fashioned lattice windows which looked to have kept much of its original character. Fresh flowers sprouted from stone vases on either side of the oak door. I half expected to be greeted by the vicar’s wife. There was a gravel car park out front containing a couple of hearses, a sprinkling of other cars, and Raymond’s royal blue Bentley. So at least I knew he was there.
The door was locked. A sign on it asked prospective customers to use the intercom and kindly wait for assistance, so I did just that. A few seconds later a grave, middle-aged voice, sounding not unlike Vincent Price, bade me good afternoon and asked how he could be of assistance. I’m all for creating the right atmosphere, but I think this bloke was taking it a bit far.
‘I’m here to see Mr Raymond Keen,’ I said as gravely as I could.
‘Is Mr Keen expecting you?’
‘Yes, he is.’
‘And your name is?’
‘Mr Milne. Mr Dennis Milne.’
‘I’ll just see if Mr Keen is available.’
Raymond, of course, wasn’t expecting to see me for another hour, and in a completely different location, but I was no longer taking any chances. The e-fit had spooked me sufficiently to start distrusting everyone. Raymond was not going to want me falling into the hands of the police, and if he had to I knew he’d have no qualms about guaranteeing that I didn’t. The only thing going in my favour was the fact that he didn’t know I’d been stopped at a roadblock that night, and had given the police my true identity. At least I hoped he didn’t know. At this point it wouldn’t have surprised me that much if it turned out he had someone on the inside of the police investigation as well.
Vincent Price came back over the intercom. ‘Mr Keen will see you now. Please come in.’
I opened the door and walked into the foyer, which was done out in oak panelling. Vincent was sitting behind a large, very tidy desk, although in the flesh he looked more Vince Hill than Price.
He gave me the standard gloomy look. ‘If you go down the hall, Mr Keen’s office is the last door on the right.’ He pointed to a poorly lit corridor leading to the back of the building, and I followed it down, not bothering to knock when I reached the last door on the right.
Raymond was smoking a fat cigar and poring through a number of open files spread out in front of him. God knows what they contained. It could have been anything. VAT receipts, profit and loss accounts, information so valuable people had to die for it …
He looked up and smiled broadly as I came in. ‘Dennis, this is a rare honour, and most unexpected too. Please, take a seat.’
I sat down in a comfortable, high-backed leather chair that probably cost what I got paid in a month. ‘Yeah, sorry about the intrusion, Raymond. I thought it might be easier if we met here.’
He continued smiling. ‘Really? And why’s that?’
I met his stare and held it. ‘Suffice it to say I’m a little bit nervous at the moment.’
‘Yes, I’m sure you must be. That photofit of you was a remarkable likeness. Frighteningly so. The question is, what do we do about it?’
‘There’s nothing we can do. We’ll just have to sit tight. It’s highly unlikely anyone who knows me’ll think I did it.’
‘I should hope not. If they did, it wouldn’t say much about you, would it?’
I lit a cigarette, thinking that Raymond almost certainly didn’t know about the police questioning me near the scene.
‘Well, you asked to meet me, Raymond. So what can I do for you?’
‘Too many people know about what happened. Your mate, the one who drove you, he’s one of them…’
‘He’s all right. He won’t say anything.’
‘How can you be sure of that?’
It was a very good question. Hopefully, because he’d left the country. I hadn’t heard from Danny the previous night after my e-fit had appeared, so I assumed, or hoped at least, that he’d taken my advice.
‘The reason I took him was because I knew I could trust him not to start panicking.’
‘Have you spoken to him since?’
‘Yeah, when I gave him his share. He was pissed off he’d been lied to about the targets, but then so was I … but it wasn’t a major problem for him. He’ll be all right.’
‘You’ve not spoken to him since the photofit came out, then?’
‘No, but he told me the other day he was off down the Caribbean for a couple of weeks. To spend a bit of his money.’
‘A wise move,’ he said, shuffling some of his paperwork around the desk. ‘And you’re sure that’s where he’s gone?’
‘Well, as far as I’m aware, yeah. What are you getting at exactly?’
‘Just making sure. I wouldn’t want to think he’s got all worried and gone to the police.’
‘He wouldn’t do that.’
Raymond eyed me closely. ‘So you’ll vouch for him, then?’
‘He won’t cause any problems. Like I said, that’s why I took him.’
‘Good, good.’
