“Too bad. Pick something else.”
“Fine.” Addison smiled. “You have to paint our toenails then.”
I grimaced. I had baseball mitts for hands. There was no way I was going to be able to paint toenails and not look like an idiot. “I think I’d rather do the naked—”
Maddox stopped me with an arm to my abdomen. “Deal.”
I threw my hands up in the air.
“Sorry,” he said to me.
I scoffed, “No, you’re not.”
“What are we doing if you win?” Addison asked.
“You two have to give us massages,” I butted in before Maddox could reply. I gave him a see how you like it look.
“Joke’s on you because a massage sounds amazing,” he told me.
“Addison, are you sure about this?” Olivia said. “They’re communicating without even talking. And they’re closer in height than the two of us.”
“We’ll be okay,” Addison said. She put her hand up in front of her mouth and whispered, “Besides, if we lose, we’ll hire a couple of masseuses to do the massages.”
“No way,” I said. “It has to be you two.”
“Fine,” she said.
“Shake on it.”
The four of us shook hands, and after waiting for a few minutes, we were handed ropes and told to line up at the starting line.
“We got this,” Maddox said as he tied our ankles and I tied our thighs. “Just pretend we’re out in the field and our lives depend on it.” He moved up to our knees to tie us together there, too.
“Our lives don’t depend on it, but our manhood just might.”
Maddox stood and held out his fist.
I bumped it with my own. “Game on.”
32
Olivia
“We’re going to lose,” I said as Addison and I tied our legs together. “They’re trained professionals. You and I trained in a classroom.”
“Don’t worry. I have a plan.”
“And what is that?” I didn’t believe she had a good plan.
Addison pulled her shirt over her head and dropped it to the ground, leaving her in a white cami. She adjusted her breasts in her bra and pinched her nipples. Then, she rolled up her shorts, so they were basically underwear. She looked at me. “What are you doing? Start fixing your clothes, so you look sexy.”
I stared at her. “This is never going to work. Men are not that dumb.”
She snorted. “They are controlled by their dicks.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say about your husband.”
“If the shoe fits. Besides I love him and his dick. And if it helps us win, then who am I to complain?”
I shook my head in disbelief. “Okay, but I think we’re going to look like fools.”
I had picked a summer dress with buttons in the front to wear, so I unbuttoned all four buttons and adjusted my own boobs. Mine weren’t as big as Addison’s, but I gave myself as much cleavage as I could manage.
Once that was done, I had to figure out how to show off my bottom half a little more.
“Tie the hem across your upper legs. If the guys ask, say you want to keep it out of the way.”
I pulled the bottom of my dress to my side and tied it. “How’s that?”
She gave me a thumbs-up. “Perfect.”
I turned to see what the guys thought, but Addison pulled my arm. “Don’t look yet. We have to wait to get their attention right before the race starts.” She peeked over my shoulder. “They have their heads together and are talking. They won’t be prepared for us.”
“I still don’t think they’ll be affected.”
Addison sighed. “Ye of little faith. Just look their way right before we hear go and give Tommy a look that says you’re going to fuck his brains out later.”
I wrinkled my nose. “I don’t think I can manage a sexy look.”
“You can if you believe it. Think sexy thoughts. And then think how fun it’ll be to watch that big man paint your toenails.”
“I really do want to see that. Okay, I will give it my all.” Even though I thought this was a ridiculous plan.
Someone clapped their hands, and we all turned our attention to the man.
He cupped his mouth. “Okay, folks, we have six couples up here, ready to run the next race. One of them is our good friend, the sheriff. I’m not saying you should let him win, but if you beat him, you might want to watch your speedometer when you’re driving through town.”
Maddox waved at the crowd as they laughed.
“Is everyone ready?” the man asked.
We all nodded, and someone whistled. “Let’s do this.”
The man smiled. “All right. On your mark…”
“Good luck, Maddox,” Addison shouted as we both turned to look at the guys.
She put her arms around me and pushed her chest into mine. I showed off my sexiest smile and rubbed my chest against hers.
“Get set…”
Maddox’s mouth dropped open, and Tommy’s eyes rounded to the size of the moon.
Addison blew a kiss, and I gave a finger wave despite the fact that I probably looked like I was trying way too hard.
“Go!”
“Middle, outside, middle, outside,” Addison and I chanted as we took off to the finish line. We continued calling out our legs until we reached it.
I felt like we’d had good speed, but we had more walked than run.
“Olivia, look.”
Addison and I almost fell as we turned around to face the direction we had come, only to see Tommy and Maddox crossing the finish line.
“Holy shit, we did it,” I said.
Addison threaded her fingers with mine, and we jumped up and down. “It worked.”
I laughed with joy. I couldn’t believe we had actually beaten two Navy SEALs.
When we were finished celebrating, we untied our legs and straightened our clothes. A man who looked vaguely familiar came over and handed Addison her shirt that she’d thrown in the grass.
“That was great, Addison.”
“Thanks, Pete.” She took her shirt and pulled it over her head. “Olivia, do you remember Pete from my wedding?”
That was where I recognized him from. “Hello. How are you?” I said to be polite.
“I’m great.” He held up his phone. “I recorded
