I am a friend of the groom, through the best man. I have known the best man, Justin four years now, but I have known the . Four years, I have been fucking the piece of shit, and I am sick and tired of it.
I am glad that Colleen has ended up with a good man, and not a piece of shit, like I have and for that reason, I say we raise a toast to the bride and groom.
I was raising a glass by myself.
Everyone including her parents were in shock by my speech and totally disgusted. They asked me to leave and I did so on my own accord. I was hurt and for some reason, felt that was the only way I could communicate to Justin and let him know exactly how hurt I was by his whole behaviour.
Tired of being in no man’s land. Never moving forward and certainly not moving backwards. When we got up the next day, I took the ring that I purchased down on Hatton Gardens. I got down on my knees and asked him to marry me – ‘Will you, Justin Edward Grant, marry me, Melanie Elizabeth Jones?’
He told me to get up.
Then he said, ‘I cannot do this anymore.’
Before I know it, he moves out.
Packs his things and leaves.
Just like that!
HE SAID ... I am not sure when we first met. I think it was at the coffee shop, or maybe it was the nightclub. At the end of the day it was irrelevant, how we met, more importantly was how we broke up.
It seemed like such a painful experience for her, and such an easy experience for me.
We met, we shagged a lot for nearly 6
months. She complained about the fact we never went on a date, therefore we dated. We thought we were in love.
Then we moved in, and it was great. It was like living with a flatmate, sharing the bills, with benefits! I mean, she never let me down in that department; she was always willing when I was willing.
If a football game was on, and I was frustrated, she was there with her legs, open ready for me to go. Or down for a good suck.
If I was drunk from going out with my mates, she knew that the best thing for me to do was just lie down and for her to enjoy the ride, and she always did seem to enjoy herself no matter what.
Then came the day she just started getting demanding. Talking about marriage, kids and all that.
Responsibility, I mean when did that feature in?
Sure, we lived together.
Sure, we are in our late thirties.
Why does anything have to change?
Then, came the day of the ultimatum. She got down on one knee, and I simply said, No. I could not lie.
Moved out and that was the end of that!
Three years later ... I called her up.
Asked if we could try again. After 25
phone calls and 50 text messages, 30
emails, 15 Facebook messages – one day she replies, ’No.’
Now that is the end of that.
One Last thing………
More Books by Ke rry Taylor: Blind Dating
Release Date : February 2013
When mid-forties, divorced, single-mother-ofthree, Kimberly, realizes her own mother has more of a life than she does, she decides to do something about it.
Encouraged by success stories from people at work, she joins a dating chat room, ICQ, which starts to rock her world. All of a sudden she’s a swinging single, online, with extreme dates, a little dirty talk, and a sense of her new, sexy self— until that fateful moment when her long-time chat-room buddy, LonelySingle, wants to meet.
“Are you trying to find a man on Facelook?” her Mom questions, after years of being told it is Facebook!
What if he doesn’t like her?
What if she doesn’t like him?
These are the thoughts, inside her head. Until they meet and realise, that they have been friends offline aswell as online!
What happens next?
A light-hearted, romantic comedy about a single mom finding true love, which was right before her eyes.
Fly, Pray, Love
Re le ase Date : Fe bruary 2013
Kerry Taylor’s “Fly, Pray, Love” is an honest story about a single woman in her 30’s, trying to find her own special niche. Is she a wildly successful businesswoman? A woman irresistible to men? Or . . .
is she . . . Beyonce?
Josephine (Jose to her family and closest friends) bumps into Robert, who to Josephine, looks like Brad Pitt. Thus begins a seven-year series of misadventures as the two encounter each other, learn something about each other, then float away on the waves of circumstance. But, they never learn each others’ real names until close to the end of their adventures.
“Fly, Pray, Love” is Taylor’s fictional recounting of her life, told from her viewpoint. By turns, funny and poignant, “Fly” will have you laughing out loud and empathizing with Josie as she tries to find herself, real love and her place in today’s modern world.
Cross-Atlantic romance, US meets UK which is a laugh out romantic comedy Love or Money
Re le ase Date : March 2013
A laugh-out-loud romantic come dy - pe rfe ct for fans of Christina Laure n, J.A. Re dme rski, Lindse y Ke lk, De borah Cooke , and Jill Manse ll.
Heather and Kelly go to funerals, birthday parties, weddings, christenings always together, the inevitable spinsters for life!
At a wedding, the bride states to the two women – “The only two women that go to all events together are either lesbians or sisters, and you two are neither!”
Heather and Kelly embark on a quest to get engaged within a year!
Kelly states it will only be if the man has money.
Heather claims it will only be
