“This is all your fault.” She struck the wood panel, and her palm landed like a sloppy slap. “If you weren’t in my way, I’d be out there right now shipping my shit.”
It was a lie, but the door didn’t know that. It just stood there like an unfeeling asshole.
“Ever heard of a sledgehammer?” she yelled then burped and laughed hysterically. “That’s right, motherfucker. All I have to do is smash your hinges, and you won’t even be able to stand.” Momentarily distracted by the jumping sensation of her hiccup, she touched her chest and swayed not-so beauty-pageant–hic—ably in her heels.
Now what was she doing? Oh right. She lunged for the door, determined to open it, just drunk enough to not give a damn. She wobbled as her hand touched the knob and jumped back, dizzy and confused.
“You’re nothing. You hear me?” She thrust out a finger at the deadbolt to punctuate her point.
What was her point again? Jesus, her brain felt heavy as she watched the slow, mesmerizing movements of her arms. She tossed them in the air and stumbled. Whoa, the floor was rocking. Earthquake in Texas? Nah, it was just a blowout of pent-up funk along her psychotic fault lines and stuff. She laughed, bent-over, snorting, though she couldn’t recall what was so damned funny.
Probably a good time to call it a night. With a middle finger aimed at the door, she grabbed the bottle of tequila from the kitchen and climbed into bed. Tequila made the tongue taste delicious, especially when it belonged to sinful lips and sharp teeth. She unscrewed the lid and drank. And drank. Until she couldn’t remember why she didn’t do this every night.
The next morning, she woke with a second heartbeat pulsating behind her eyes and the hot burn of tequila-laced vapors in her throat. At some point during the night, her mouth had forgotten how to produce saliva, and her tongue had withered into a suffocating gag of sandpaper.
Then she remembered the prick who had the nerve to be offended by her proposal. And the fact that she deserved it. Death sounded like a great plan for the day. His. Hers. Definitely his.
She tried to raise her head, and a starburst of pain stole her vision. Not happening. She rolled to her side and her cheek landed in a puddle of drool on the pillow. Not just slobber but the vomit-scented variety that sent her stomach contracting to the tune of curl up and die.
What a miserable thing she’d become. A victim of her own destruction. But self-indulgent pity did little more than exaggerate excuses. True comfort came from order and routine. She glanced at the clock.
Oh, no, no, no. She was late. The pounding in her head exploded, and her hands started shaking. Hangover be damned, she needed to get her ass up.
She pushed with weak arms to a sitting position and waited for the queasiness to pass. The bedside lamp was still on, its light intensifying the headache. She swung her legs over the side of the mattress and stopped breathing. Footprints indented the carpet from the bed to the door. Man-sized tracks. But she’d vacuumed sometime between the sixth beer and the tequila chaser. Or were the fumes in her head making up memories?
A terrifying thought hurdled her stomach to her throat. She stumbled from the bed and ran to the front door, clutching her churning belly.
She wiggled the door handle, and the deadbolt held as it should have. She knew she’d locked it before she’d destroyed all her brain cells. Glancing around, nothing seemed out of order, until her attention narrowed on the books.
Oh God, the titles were rotated and no longer alphabetized by author. The lines weren’t there, the spines zig-zagging along the shelves. Her hands clenched and unclenched, and her skin swelled so hot, she was surprised it didn’t catch fire. The meddling dick!
She scrambled to the shelves, breathing from her diaphragm. Terrible, unimaginable chaos invaded her head when the lines weren’t straight and things weren’t grouped as they should be. Sweet mother, she’d slept all night while the spines lay in a shuffled, incongruent mess.
Her hands flew through the books, fixing and straightening. Why had she let him anywhere in the house alone? She hadn’t even looked at the shelves when he’d left. How could she have been so sidetracked?
Halfway through reordering the novels, her mind wandered back to the footprints in the carpet. When did those happen? Surely, he hadn’t messed with any of the other locks while he’d been there and come back after she’d passed out? Her fingers turned cold, and an ache ballooned in the back of her throat.
Heart racing, she sprinted through the house and checked the windows and the rear sliding door. With a trembling hand behind each and every drape, she confirmed they were all locked. She buckled over the kitchen counter, her skin clammy. Jesus, that little freak-out had not helped her nausea.
She gulped down a large glass of water. Then she returned to the shelves, sagged onto her knees, and straightened the self-help books. He knew she was fucked up. Of course, he wouldn’t return to mess up her carpet. She wasn’t worth the trouble. She must’ve left the footprints in a drunken sleepwalk.
Never again. No more drinking. No more muscled men with alluring scars and invasive questions. And no more acts of desperation.
The clocks on the wall read 9:54 AM. Her daily routine was one hour and fifty minutes behind schedule. She’d just have to start in ten minutes and skip the two hours of baseboard scrubbing and furniture polishing to reset the clock. Her pulse elevated at the notion, but she would survive this. She had to. Soon, she would be back on schedule and realigning her world.
10:04 AM: She vacuumed, mopped the floors, and washed the bedding.
12:04 PM: She ran four miles on the treadmill, sweating tequila and hops from her pores.
1:04 PM: She ate
