Timon of Athens

is o’ the brothel! Son of sixteen,
Pluck the lined crutch from thy old limping sire,
With it beat out his brains! Piety, and fear,
Religion to the gods, peace, justice, truth,
Domestic awe, night-rest, and neighbourhood,
Instruction, manners, mysteries, and trades,
Degrees, observances, customs, and laws,
Decline to your confounding contraries,
And let confusion live! Plagues, incident to men,
Your potent and infectious fevers heap
On Athens, ripe for stroke! Thou cold sciatica,
Cripple our senators, that their limbs may halt
As lamely as their manners! Lust and liberty
Creep in the minds and marrows of our youth,
That ’gainst the stream of virtue they may strive,
And drown themselves in riot! Itches, blains,
Sow all the Athenian bosoms; and their crop
Be general leprosy! Breath infect breath,
That their society, as their friendship, may
Be merely poison! Nothing I’ll bear from thee,
But nakedness, thou detestable town!
Take thou that too, with multiplying bans!
Timon will to the woods; where he shall find
The unkindest beast more kinder than mankind.
The gods confound⁠—hear me, you good gods all⁠—
The Athenians both within and out that wall!
And grant, as Timon grows, his hate may grow
To the whole race of mankind, high and low!
Amen. Exit.

Scene II

Athens. A room in Timon’s house.

	Enter Flavius, with two or three Servants.
First Servant	Hear you, master steward, where’s our master? Are we undone? cast off? nothing remaining?
Flavius	Alack, my fellows, what should I say to you? Let me be recorded by the righteous gods, I am as poor as you.
First Servant	Such a house broke! So noble a master fall’n! All gone! and not One friend to take his fortune by the arm, And go along with him!
Second Servant	As we do turn our backs From our companion thrown into his grave, So his familiars to his buried fortunes Slink all away, leave their false vows with him, Like empty purses pick’d; and his poor self, A dedicated beggar to the air, With his disease of all-shunn’d poverty, Walks, like contempt, alone. More of our fellows.
	Enter other Servants.
Flavius	All broken implements of a ruin’d house.
Third Servant	Yet do our hearts wear Timon’s livery; That see I by our faces; we are fellows still, Serving alike in sorrow: leak’d is our bark, And we, poor mates, stand on the dying deck, Hearing the surges threat: we must all part Into this sea of air.
Flavius	Good fellows all, The latest of my wealth I’ll share amongst you. Wherever we shall meet, for Timon’s sake, Let’s yet be fellows; let’s shake our heads, and say, As ’twere a knell unto our master’s fortunes, “We have seen better days.” Let each take some; Nay, put out all your hands. Not one word more: Thus part we rich in sorrow, parting poor. Servants embrace, and part several ways. O, the fierce wretchedness that glory brings us! Who would not wish to be from wealth exempt, Since riches point to misery and contempt? Who would be so mock’d with glory? or to live But in a dream of friendship? To have his pomp and all what state compounds But only painted, like his varnish’d friends? Poor honest lord, brought low by his own heart, Undone by goodness! Strange, unusual blood, When man’s worst sin is, he does too much good! Who, then, dares to be half so kind again? For bounty, that makes gods, does still mar men. My dearest lord, bless’d, to be most accursed, Rich, only to be wretched, thy great fortunes Are made thy chief afflictions. Alas, kind lord! He’s flung in rage from this ingrateful seat Of monstrous friends, nor has he with him to Supply his life, or that which can command it. I’ll follow and inquire him out: I’ll ever serve his mind with my best will; Whilst I have gold, I’ll be his steward still. Exit.

Scene III

Woods and cave, near the sea-shore.

	Enter Timon, from the cave.
Timon	O blessed breeding sun, draw from the earth Rotten humidity; below thy sister’s orb Infect the air! Twinn’d brothers of one womb, Whose procreation, residence, and birth, Scarce is dividant, touch them with several fortunes; The greater scorns the lesser: not nature, To whom all sores lay siege, can bear great fortune, But by contempt of nature. Raise me this beggar, and deny’t that lord; The senator shall bear contempt hereditary, The beggar native honour. It is the pasture lards the rother’s sides, The want that makes him lean. Who dares, who dares, In purity of manhood stand upright, And say “This man’s a flatterer”? if one be, So are they all; for every grise of fortune Is smooth’d by that below: the learned pate Ducks to the golden fool: all is oblique; There’s nothing level in our cursed natures, But direct villany. Therefore, be abhorr’d All feasts, societies, and throngs of men! His semblable, yea, himself, Timon disdains: Destruction fang mankind! Earth, yield me roots! Digging. Who seeks for better of thee, sauce his palate With thy most operant poison! What is here? Gold? yellow, glittering, precious gold? No, gods, I am no idle votarist: roots, you clear heavens! Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair, Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant. Ha, you gods! why this? what this, you gods? Why, this Will lug your priests and servants from your sides, Pluck stout men’s pillows from below their heads: This yellow slave Will knit and break religions, bless the accursed, Make the hoar leprosy adored, place thieves And give them title, knee and approbation With senators on the bench: this is it That makes the wappen’d widow wed again; She, whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores Would cast the gorge at, this embalms and spices To the April day again. Come, damned earth, Thou common whore of mankind, that put’st odds Among the route of nations, I will make thee Do thy right nature. March afar off. Ha! a drum? Thou’rt quick, But yet I’ll bury thee: thou’lt go, strong thief, When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand. Nay, stay thou out for earnest. Keeping some gold.
	Enter Alcibiades, with drum and fife, in warlike manner; Phrynia and Timandra.
Alcibiades	What art thou there? speak.
Timon	A beast, as thou art. The canker gnaw thy heart, For showing me again the eyes of man!
Alcibiades	What is thy name? Is man so hateful to thee, That art thyself a man?
Timon	I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind. For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That