King John

to be forsworn;
Else what a mockery should it be to swear!
But thou dost swear only to be forsworn;
And most forsworn, to keep what thou dost swear.
Therefore thy later vows against thy first
Is in thyself rebellion to thyself;
And better conquest never canst thou make
Than arm thy constant and thy nobler parts
Against these giddy loose suggestions:
Upon which better part our prayers come in,
If thou vouchsafe them. But if not, then know
The peril of our curses light on thee
So heavy as thou shalt not shake them off,
But in despair die under their black weight. Austria Rebellion, flat rebellion! Bastard

Will’t not be?
Will not a calfs-skin stop that mouth of thine?

Lewis Father, to arms! Blanch

Upon thy wedding-day?
Against the blood that thou hast married?
What, shall our feast be kept with slaughter’d men?
Shall braying trumpets and loud churlish drums,
Clamours of hell, be measures to our pomp?
O husband, hear me! ay, alack, how new
Is husband in my mouth! even for that name,
Which till this time my tongue did ne’er pronounce,
Upon my knee I beg, go not to arms
Against mine uncle.

Constance

O, upon my knee,
Made hard with kneeling, I do pray to thee,
Thou virtuous Dauphin, alter not the doom
Forethought by heaven!

Blanch

Now shall I see thy love: what motive may
Be stronger with thee than the name of wife?

Constance

That which upholdeth him that thee upholds,
His honour: O, thine honour, Lewis, thine honour!

Lewis

I muse your majesty doth seem so cold,
When such profound respects do pull you on.

Pandulph I will denounce a curse upon his head. King Philip Thou shalt not need. England, I will fall from thee. Constance O fair return of banish’d majesty! Elinor O foul revolt of French inconstancy! King John France, thou shalt rue this hour within this hour. Bastard

Old Time the clock-setter, that bald sexton Time,
Is it as he will? well then, France shall rue.

Blanch

The sun’s o’ercast with blood: fair day, adieu!
Which is the side that I must go withal?
I am with both: each army hath a hand;
And in their rage, I having hold of both,
They swirl asunder and dismember me.
Husband, I cannot pray that thou mayst win;
Uncle, I needs must pray that thou mayst lose;
Father, I may not wish the fortune thine;
Grandam, I will not wish thy fortunes thrive:
Whoever wins, on that side shall I lose;
Assured loss before the match be play’d.

Lewis Lady, with me, with me thy fortune lies. Blanch There where my fortune lives, there my life dies. King John

Cousin, go draw our puissance together. Exit Bastard.
France, I am burn’d up with inflaming wrath;
A rage whose heat hath this condition,
That nothing can allay, nothing but blood,
The blood, and dearest-valued blood, of France.

King Philip

Thy rage shall burn thee up, and thou shalt turn
To ashes, ere our blood shall quench that fire:
Look to thyself, thou art in jeopardy.

King John No more than he that threats. To arms let’s hie! Exeunt.

Scene II

The same. Plains near Angiers.

	Alarums, excursions. Enter the Bastard, with Austria’s head.
Bastard	Now, by my life, this day grows wondrous hot; Some airy devil hovers in the sky And pours down mischief. Austria’s head lie there, While Philip breathes.
	Enter King John, Arthur, and Hubert.
King John	Hubert, keep this boy. Philip, make up: My mother is assailed in our tent, And ta’en, I fear.
Bastard	My lord, I rescued her; Her highness is in safety, fear you not: But on, my liege; for very little pains Will bring this labour to an happy end. Exeunt.

Scene III

The same.

	Alarums, excursions, retreat. Enter King John, Elinor, Arthur, the Bastard, Hubert, and Lords.
King John	To Elinor. So shall it be; your grace shall stay behind So strongly guarded. To Arthur. Cousin, look not sad: Thy grandam loves thee; and thy uncle will As dear be to thee as thy father was.
Arthur	O, this will make my mother die with grief!
King John	To the Bastard. Cousin, away for England! haste before: And, ere our coming, see thou shake the bags Of hoarding abbots; imprisoned angels Set at liberty: the fat ribs of peace Must by the hungry now be fed upon: Use our commission in his utmost force.
Bastard	Bell, book, and candle shall not drive me back, When gold and silver becks me to come on. I leave your highness. Grandam, I will pray, If ever I remember to be holy, For your fair safety; so, I kiss your hand.
Elinor	Farewell, gentle cousin.
King John	Coz, farewell. Exit the Bastard.
Elinor	Come hither, little kinsman; hark, a word.
King John	Come hither, Hubert. O my gentle Hubert, We owe thee much! within this wall of flesh There is a soul counts thee her creditor And with advantage means to pay thy love: And my good friend, thy voluntary oath Lives in this bosom, dearly cherished. Give me thy hand. I had a thing to say, But I will fit it with some better time. By heaven, Hubert, I am almost ashamed To say what good respect I have of thee.
Hubert	I am much bounden to your majesty.
King John	Good friend, thou hast no cause to say so yet, But thou shalt have; and creep time ne’er so slow, Yet it shall come from me to do thee good. I had a thing to say, but let it go: The sun is in the heaven, and the proud day, Attended with the pleasures of the world, Is all too wanton and too full of gawds To give me audience: if the midnight bell Did, with his iron tongue and brazen mouth, Sound on into the drowsy race of night; If this same were a churchyard where we stand, And thou possessed with a thousand wrongs, Or if that surly spirit, melancholy, Had baked thy blood and made it heavy-thick, Which else runs tickling up and down the veins, Making that idiot, laughter, keep men’s eyes And strain their cheeks to idle merriment, A passion hateful to my purposes, Or if that thou couldst see me without eyes, Hear me without thine ears, and make reply Without a tongue, using conceit alone, Without eyes, ears and harmful sound of words; Then, in despite of brooded watchful day, I would into thy