“Is his lordship in?” asked Mrs. Fane.
“His lordship is upstairs, ma’am,” said the footman.
The hall seemed full of footmen, one of whom took Michael’s hat and another of whom led the way up a wide soft staircase that smelt like the inside of the South Kensington Museum. All the way up, the walls were hung with enormous pictures of men in white wigs. Presently they stood in the largest room Michael had ever entered, a still white room full of golden furniture. Michael had barely recovered his breath from astonishment at the size of the room, when he saw another room round the corner, in which a man was sitting by a great fire. When the footman had left the room very quietly, this man got up and held Mrs. Fane’s hand for nearly a minute. Then he looked at Michael, curiously, Michael thought, so curiously as to make him blush.
“And this is the boy?” the gentleman asked.
Michael thought his mother spoke very funnily, as if she were just going to cry, when she answered:
“Yes, this is Michael.”
“My God, Valérie,” said the man, “it makes it harder than ever.”
Michael took the opportunity to look at this odd man and tried to think where he had seen him before. He was sure he had seen him somewhere. But every time just as he had almost remembered, a mist came over the picture he was trying to form, so that he could not remember.
“Well, Michael,” said the gentleman, “you don’t know who I am.”
“Ah, don’t, Charles,” said Mrs. Fane.
“Well, he’s not so wise as all that,” laughed the gentleman.
Michael thought it was a funny laugh, more sad than cheerful.
“This is Lord Saxby,” said Mrs. Fane.
“I say, my name is Saxby,” Michael exclaimed.
“Nonsense,” said Lord Saxby, “I don’t believe it.”
“It is really. Charles Michael Saxby Fane.”
“Well, that’s a very strange thing,” said Lord Saxby.
“Yes, I think it’s awfully funny,” Michael agreed. “Because I never heard of anyone called Saxby. My name’s Charles too. Only, of course, that’s quite a common name. But nobody at our school knows I’m called Saxby except a boy called Buckley who’s an awful beast. We don’t tell our Christian names, you know. If a chap lets out his Christian name he gets most frightfully ragged by the other chaps. Chaps think you’re an awfully silly ass if you let out your Christian name.”
Michael was finding it very easy to talk.
“I must hear some more about this wonderful school,” Lord Saxby declared.
Then followed a delightful conversation in which due justice was done to the Macalister twins and to Norton, and to the life they shared with Michael.
“By gad, Valérie, he ought to go to Eton, you know,” declared Lord Saxby, turning to Michael’s mother.
“No, no. I’m sure you were right, when you said St. James’,” persisted Mrs. Fane.
“Perhaps I was,” Lord Saxby sighed. “Well, Valérie—not again. It’s too damnably tantalizing.”
“I thought just once while he was still small,” said Mrs. Fane softly. “Photographs are so unsatisfactory. And you haven’t yet heard Stella play.”
“Valérie, I couldn’t. Look at this great barrack of a house. If you only knew how I long sometimes for—what a muddle it all is!”
Then a footman came in with tea, and Michael wondered what dinner was like in this house, if mere tea were so grand and silvery.
“I think I must drive you back in the phaeton,” said Lord Saxby.
“No, no, Charles. No more rules must be broken.”
“Yes, I suppose you’re right. But don’t—not again, please. I can’t bear to think of the ‘ifs.’ ”
Then Lord Saxby turned to Michael.
“Look here, young man, what do you want most?”
“Oh, boxes of soldiers and an unused set of Siamese,” said Michael.
“Siamese what? Siamese cats?”
“No, you silly,” laughed Michael, “Stamps, of course!”
“Oh, stamps,” said Lord Saxby. “Right—and soldiers, eh? Good.”
All the way back in the hansom Michael wished he had specified Artillery to Lord Saxby; but two days afterwards dozens of boxes of all kinds of soldiers arrived, and unused sets not merely of Siamese, but of North American Tercentenaries and Borneos and Labuans and many others.
“I say,” Michael gasped, “he’s a ripper, isn’t he? What spiffing boxes! I say, he is a decent chap, isn’t he? When are we going to see Lord Saxby again, mother?”
“Some day.”
“I can have Norton to tea on Wednesday, can’t I?” begged Michael. “He’ll think my soldiers are awfully ripping.”
“Darling Michael,” said his mother.
“Mother, I will try and not be inky,” said Michael in a burst of affectionate renunciation.
“Dearest boy,” said his mother gently.
IX
Holidays in France
In Michael’s last term at St. James’ Preparatory School, Mrs. Fane settled that he should for the holidays go to France with Mr. Vernon and Mr. Lodge, two masters who were accustomed each year to take a few boys away with them to the coast of Brittany. Five boys were going this summer—Michael and Hands and Hargreaves and Jubb and Rutherford; and all five of them bragged about their adventure for days before school broke up. Miss Carthew drove with Michael to Victoria Station and handed him over to Mr. Lodge who was walking about in a very thick and romantic overcoat. Mr. Lodge was a clean-shaven, large-faced and popular master, and Mr. Vernon was an equally popular master, deep-voiced, heavy-moustached, hook-nosed. In fact it was impossible to say which of the two one liked the better. Mr. Lodge at once produced two packets of Mazawattee tea which he told Michael to put in his pocket and say nothing about when he landed in France, and when Hands, Hargreaves, Rutherford and Jubb arrived, they were all given packets of tea by Mr. Lodge and told to say nothing about them when they landed in France. Mr. Vernon appeared, looking very businesslike and shouting directions about the luggage to porters, while Mr. Lodge gathered the boys together and steered them through the barrier on to the platform and into the train for Newhaven. The steamer by which they were going to cross was not an ordinary packet-boat, but a cargo-boat carrying vegetable ivory. For Channel voyagers they were going to be
