going to reform, you know,” continued Charteris confidentially.
“It’s about time,” said the Babe. “You can have the bath first if you like. Only buck up.”
Charteris boiled himself for ten minutes, and then dragged his weary limbs to his study. It was while he was sitting in a deck-chair eating mixed biscuits, and wondering if he would ever be able to summon up sufficient energy to put on garments of civilization, that somebody knocked at the door.
“Yes,” shouted Charteris. “What is it? Don’t come in. I’m changing.”
The melodious treble of Master Crowinshaw, his fag, made itself heard through the keyhole.
“The Head told me to tell you that he wanted to see you at the School House as soon as you can go.”
“All right,” shouted Charteris. “Thanks.”
“Now what,” he continued to himself, “does the Old Man want to see me for? Perhaps he wants to make certain that I’ve bathed my cheek in warm water. Anyhow, I suppose I must go.”
A quarter of an hour later he presented himself at the Headmagisterial door. The sedate Parker, the Head’s butler, who always filled Charteris with a desire to dig him hard in the ribs just to see what would happen, ushered him into the study.
The Headmaster was reading by the light of a lamp when Charteris came in. He laid down his book, and motioned him to a seat; after which there was an awkward pause.
“I have just received,” began the Head at last, “a most unpleasant communication. Most unpleasant. From whom it comes I do not know. It is, in fact—er—anonymous. I am sorry that I ever read it.”
He stopped. Charteris made no comment. He guessed what was coming. He, too, was sorry that the Head had ever read the letter.
“The writer says that he saw you, that he actually spoke to you, at the athletic sports at Rutton yesterday. I have called you in to tell me if that is true.” The Head fastened an accusing eye on his companion.
“It is quite true, sir,” said Charteris steadily.
“What!” said the Head sharply. “You were at Rutton?”
“Yes, sir.”
“You were perfectly aware, I suppose, that you were breaking the School rules by going there, Charteris?” enquired the Head in a cold voice.
“Yes, sir.” There was another pause.
“This is very serious,” began the Head. “I cannot overlook this. I—”
There was a slight scuffle of feet in the passage outside. The door flew open vigorously, and a young lady entered. It was, as Charteris recognized in a minute, his acquaintance of the afternoon, the young lady of the bicycle.
“Uncle,” she said, “have you seen my book anywhere?”
“Hullo!” she broke off as her eye fell on Charteris.
“Hullo!” said Charteris, affably, not to be outdone in the courtesies.
“Did you catch your train?”
“No. Missed it.”
“Hullo! what’s the matter with your cheek?”
“I got a kick on it.”
“Oh, does it hurt?”
“Not much, thanks.”
Here the Head, feeling perhaps a little out of it, put in his oar.
“Dorothy, you must not come here now. I am busy. And how, may I ask, do you and Charteris come to be acquainted?”
“Why, he’s him,” said Dorothy lucidly.
The Head looked puzzled.
“Him. The chap, you know.”
It is greatly to the Head’s credit that he grasped the meaning of these words. Long study of the classics had quickened his faculty for seeing sense in passages where there was none. The situation dawned upon him.
“Do you mean to tell me, Dorothy, that it was Charteris who came to your assistance yesterday?”
Dorothy nodded energetically.
“He gave the men beans,” she said. “He did, really,” she went on, regardless of the Head’s look of horror. “He used right and left with considerable effect.”
Dorothy’s brother, a keen follower of the Ring, had been good enough some days before to read her out an extract from an account in The Sportsman of a match at the National Sporting Club, and the account had been much to her liking. She regarded it as a masterpiece of English composition.
“Dorothy,” said the Headmaster, “run away to bed.” A suggestion which she treated with scorn, it wanting a clear two hours to her legal bedtime. “I must speak to your mother about your deplorable habit of using slang. Dear me, I must certainly speak to her.”
And, shamefully unabashed, Dorothy retired.
The Head was silent for a few minutes after she had gone; then he turned to Charteris again.
“In consideration of this, Charteris, I shall—er—mitigate slightly the punishment I had intended to give you.”
Charteris murmured his gratification.
“But,” continued the Head sternly, “I cannot overlook the offence. I have my duty to consider. You will therefore write me—er—ten lines of Virgil by tomorrow evening, Charteris.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Latin and English,” said the relentless pedagogue.
“Yes, sir.”
“And, Charteris—I am speaking now—er—unofficially, not as a headmaster, you understand—if in future you would cease to break School rules simply as a matter of principle, for that, I fancy, is what it amounts to, I—er—well, I think we should get on better together. And that is, on my part at least, a consummation—er—devoutly to be wished. Good night, Charteris.”
“Good night, sir.”
The Head extended a large hand. Charteris took it, and his departure.
The Headmaster opened his book again, and turned over a new leaf. Charteris at the same moment, walking slowly in the direction of Merevale’s, was resolving for the future to do the very same thing. And he did.
How Payne Bucked Up
I
It was Walkinshaw’s affair from the first. Grey, the captain of the St. Austin’s Fifteen, was in the infirmary nursing a bad knee. To him came Charles Augustus Walkinshaw with a scheme. Walkinshaw was football secretary, and in Grey’s absence acted as captain. Besides these two there were only a couple of last year’s team left—Reade and Barrett, both of Philpott’s House.
“Hullo, Grey, how’s the knee?” said Walkinshaw.
“How’s the team getting on?” he said.
“Well, as far as I can see,” said Walkinshaw, “we ought to have a rather good season, if you’d only hurry up and come back. We beat a jolly hot lot of All Comers yesterday.
